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Post a question and let the next member shake their magic 8-ball to give you an answer ..but what's that I hear you say 'but, tunsty.. I don't have a magic 8-ball!' WELL JUST FUCKING PRETEND THEN!.... JEEEZ eg Will I ever get Petra into bed with me? <<<<<shakes>>>>> 'Not this time..'...

sheesh.. drama queen. Look Pet (ra), if you're going, then just go.. clean out your desk and remember to switch off the lights and close the door on your way out.. oh and leave the broom cupboard keys at reception.

Wow... Haven't read this thread for a while.. and no wonder, my ideas are crap.. oh well, I have another idea for a game.. but I could do with some help.. My idea: Using the babe-rankings top 100 http://www.freeones.com/baberank/?t=y&p=&c=&amin=&amax=&hc=0&cs=&ec=0&m=txt idea 1) You...

Bob who?.. you may ask If you're from the UK ,you might remember Bob from the 80's gameshow 'Blockbusters'. Nice guy.. He once played the part of James Bond in a radio play. and just to nail the myth - NO he didn't play sax in Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street...

Down to 5/10 at the moment.. various aches and niggles afflicting my poor tired old body :cry:

Re: Lucie KR. / Jenni / Candy / Jenny P. / Doska / Jenni Gregg Class from head to toe

Boobjob?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizuno_Corp. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Scotland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_warfare next... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blu-tac to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_bearing

Re: Valory Irene http://bigtittylovers.blogspot.com/search/label/Valory%20Irene

Oh.. the old 'kill myself and leave a note' sketch. can't wait to see this one on tv..

none taken..

Think you're better than everyone else? well here's your chance to say so... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Of course I AM AWESOME Indeed this board is lucky to have me here.. I should be getting paid just to look at your...

ditto.. I mean :dito: any partner of mine who cheated would NOT get a second chance, no matter how much grovelling and apologising they did. It's just like a kick in the nuts..

GET BACK for two reasons.. 1) It was No1 in the UK on the day I was born 2) it reminds me of that time when I had got back from being away somewhere else

Best quote: A sanctuary volunteer told the paper that fingerpainting was not Cheetah's only talent. "When he didn't like somebody or something that was going on, he would pick up some poop and throw it at them Yup, a genuine all-round entertainer

lol.. talk about 'lost in translation' Still, maybe he WAS taking a dump.. which makes his simultaneous typing skillls all the more remarkable.

Increase your speed to close to the speed of light.. According to Einstein's special theory of relativity, the closer you are to the speed of light, the slower time will be.. problem solved!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organoborane http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_compounds http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_substance http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organic_chemistry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulant...

and I love to have a feel... but that's another story eh D-Rock?? and if you buggers don't behave I'll do more of these.. MORE!!

Oh what a shame.. if you had posted 24hrs earlier, I could have included this in my poll. I'll keep a note of your ahem 'views' and maybe include it in a future poll.. mmmkay?

http://www.prometheus-movie.com/articles/3 http://www.fmtaccess.com/movies/ridley-reveals-the-space-jockey-will-be-the-premise-for-the-alien-prequels/

Otherwise known as - A CRAZY THREAD POLL! 1 - Need to ask you guys to do something, I rep everyone who does this. 2 - The Racist Thread 3 - I really can't go on any longer with life. 4 - The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

She speaks highly of you, however.. in fact, she masturbated for over an hour to this thread..

Merry Breastmas and a Happy Nude R:partysml:ear to you all...

Looking forward to this one. Ridley Scott + SciFi = what could possibly go wrong?? From what I've read on the web, this isn't a direct prequel to Alien, but it will explore the 'same universe' (as I've read it). This will touch upon the 'space jockey' seen in Alien. Possible rumours include -...

My dear boy.. Call it good fortune or fate.. but you came to the right place for advice. The Freeones board is a world-famous place for online therapy for those who suffer from mental anguish.. Indeed, many famous people have come here and been cured of their pitiful problems.. some have...

Re: Brook Little / Busty Brooke more pussy pics.. http://www.definebabe.com/gallery/183k/brook-little/

Well, as I haven't posted any decent games recently (or indeed at any point in the last five years), I thought I'd try this one. Imagine if you will, an interview situation, where the Freeones admin are interviewing new candidates for position of Moderator.. All you have to do, is post a...

pornstars and hot women demanding sex with me at all hours of the day.. For crying out loud girls, leave me alone.. can't you understand, I just want to leave my cock in my trousers some days.. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, YOU HORNY FUCKING DOGS!!!

If she's dead then she's pretty much fucked.. If she's alive.. she'll be pretty well fucked.. over & over So, to summarise: Dead = fucked Alive = fucked

Damn.. Obama just sent kim his xmas card.. Could have saved himself the postage if he had waited. I wonder If he left his son his **'big book of empty threats' (hardback edition), so that he can continue the tedious bluster that his father was famous for No doubt he will lie in state.. and...

yay.. I came top of a list.. LOOK EVERYONE.. TOP!!

yay.. I came top of a list.. LOOK EVERYONE.. TOP!!

LEAVE???.. I bloody well just come back!! as for how many to leave... um, I'll guess 13 Just let me know if I win a prize

already got that bit covered...:thumbsup:

I'm awesome.. You're all gay weirdos This the worst excuse for a forum I've ever seen The moderators haven't got two brain cells between them and are as ugly as a cows arse (except petra... she has the face of the cow) erm.. is that the sort of thing we should be going for??

Actually, the board just got 36.4% funnier because I came back.. no need to thank me.. my only reward will be seeing the joyous smiles and hearing the lols of laughter of you all. (and a further 5.1% fun will be gained if/when I get round to doing another crappest post thread..)

Fine.. but I'm fucked if I'm payin' for 47 rounds... :beer: OH.. and BTW hi everyone :wave2:

Best headline so far, on BBC website: 'Villa confirm record Bent signing' You would think that they would have avoided buying players with criminal tendencies..!! :facepalm::1orglaugh

Yes.. yes I am interested. But, I would like some more information: Is there a pension plan with the position? What opportunities exist for promotion? Will I be able to work from my own initiative? Do I need to provide my own tissues? Will I get invited to Mod-parties? :1orglaugh...

Yes.. yes I am interested. But, I would like some more information: Is there a pension plan with the position? What opportunities exist for promotion? Will I be able to work from my own initiative? Do I need to provide my own tissues? Will I get invited to Mod-parties?

Re: April T Got the full vid.. she's a lil' cutie

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Mr Tribbles... sorry, Trebus Please can you tell me why dogs sniff each others asses.. I've tried it and I have to say it's does nothing for me. Should I consider sniffing some human asses instead? :why:

Not many people know this, but all the Moderators actually have the same surname... clue: it rhymes with Flosser Ok Mods.. please gift-wrap that ban, I'll take it home with me. :ban:

I should have gone with my original one.. 'Do Pirates do their shooping in AArrrWalmart?' But I don't think it quite works

yup... methinks these parody 'ask me..' threads have had their day. :lame:

That WASN'T his mom...:surprise:

From the 'Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy' (on the subject of the 'Babel Fish') `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves...

Hmmm... Ok, I'll go for 55 3/4 Did I win???