Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...

[lurkingdirk]

No, that passed last week. Your quip just seemed rather bland so I responded with what came to mind, which was .

Don't let it affect your self-esteem. :booty:

I've just put my family on suicide watch because of your post, and now you tell me this?

Fuck. I should just end it now, I guess.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Is this you?

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[PirateKing]

^I don't wear hats.

I've just put my family on suicide watch because of your post, and now you tell me this?

Fuck. I should just end it now, I guess.

Good luck then. Make sure you leave everything to me in your will. :hatsoff:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Make sure you leave everything to me in your will. :hatsoff:

Just a bunch of smelly dildos, but sure.

 

[bustybbwlover]

Why is my favorite bread sourdough? Not sure...

yeah i meant to say 'why is your favorite bread your favorite?' ah...mistypes

if you like standup comedy, who is your favorite standup comic?

 

[Member442]

Whats your favorite brand of rum?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Is this you?

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Is that the amazing Jonathon?

Why has this thread lasted for nine pages?

 

[Member442]

Well I can answer why this thread is 9 pages. PK is amazing he can do so many things that feel amazing with his plank.

 

[Ulysses31]

Do you let men walk your plank?

 

[tunsty]

Argos is a catalogue shop in the UK. I have a feeling that tunsty was attempting a funny that falls very flat when communicating with our American cousins such as yourself.

I should have gone with my original one.. 'Do Pirates do their shooping in AArrrWalmart?'

But I don't think it quite works

 

[PirateKing]

I should have gone with my original one.. 'Do Pirates do their shooping in AArrrWalmart?'

But I don't think it quite works

Walmart would have been more accurate though. What else could these people be if not pirates? :dunno:
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Whats your favorite brand of rum?

You're expecting me to say Captain Morgans, aren't you? True be told, if I'm not stealin' any kind of rum then I'm formulating it myself.

Do you let men walk your plank?

I got rid of those theatrics. It's much more convenient to throw them overboard.

 

[phanto_1985]

zehahaha, do you think the Edward Teach's legend was a bit overrated in the end?

 

[Member442]

You're expecting me to say Captain Morgans, aren't you? True be told, if I'm not stealin' any kind of rum then I'm formulating it myself.

Not at all I was hoping you wouldn't. It's a good rum but would have been to predictable. I like may I have some?

 

[vodkazvictim]

If I came to your house, drew a pentagram on the floor and started chanting "baconsalt" what would you do?

 

[PirateKing]

zehahaha, do you think the Edward Teach's legend was a bit overrated in the end?

Nah, he may not have had as big of a campaign as Black Bart did but you can't deny that he was personification of a true pirate. It's just a shame that his head ended up hanging from Maynard's sail in the end. Not the ideal "blaze of glory".


Or are we talking about Edward Newgate? In which case, you gotta give that man credit where it's due. He died standing up. That's crazy yo.

If I came to your house, drew a pentagram on the floor and started chanting "baconsalt" what would you do?

I've been trying to summon him too. Any luck?

 

[phanto_1985]

^^I asked about the real black beard, the man who swimmed without head.

 

[Member442]

What would you think if I asked you to stroke my pussy?

 

[PirateKing]

What would you think if I asked you to stroke my pussy?

I would say that I didn't know you had a cat, because I don't pick up on sexual innuendo very well.

 

[Member442]

I would say that I didn't know you had a cat, because I don't pick up on sexual innuendo very well.

Well I'd fix that because I don't have a cat. Unless you count whimsy.

 

[phanto_1985]

Do you think Penelope Cruz is a hot pirate like me? Black Beard is in this movie too.