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maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Job: 6/10
Love life: 7/10
Personal Fulfillment: 3/10
Penis Size: 5/10
 

anon75327

Official Checked Star Member
I'm gonna say 7/10. I have a nice apartment, family and friends are fine, I'm just getting comfortable in my own skin...for the most part I feel good. My love life is non-existent though. My job is awesome and although masturbating is fun I'd love to be able to cum all over a real penis every once in awhile.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I have a real penis.

physically I am a 9.
I am satisfied with my appearance.
I've got myself in peak condition, pretty jacked.
unfortunately i am in a country where it seems the uglier, scrawnier, softer and sicklier looking you are the more desirable you are to most women, luckily not all.
if they ever want to cast a zombie movie, here is the place to recruit the men, no make-up required, just splash on a little blood.
so emotionally I am a 3, I'm just not satisfied at the moment.

I'm lost in the supermarket, I can no longer shop happily.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm back in Vegas, which is nice. I was dating a really sweet girl for about two months. I was able to retain my old job, which eliminated a lot of hassles. The USPS has fouled up delivery of my mail after canceling the forward to Podunk, Idaho. I'm almost always broke. My 88 Bronco has transmission problems and probably won't pass the emissions test. And that really sweet girl I mentioned before sent me a "Dear John" text last Thursday.

6
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I have a real penis.

physically I am a 9.
I am satisfied with my appearance.
I've got myself in peak condition, pretty jacked.
unfortunately i am in a country where it seems the uglier, scrawnier, softer and sicklier looking you are the more desirable you are to most women, luckily not all.
if they ever want to cast a zombie movie, here is the place to recruit the men, no make-up required, just splash on a little blood.
so emotionally I am a 3, I'm just not satisfied at the moment.

I'm lost in the supermarket, I can no longer shop happily.


Can we revise our ratings here?
oh goody.

i forgot to mention my ginny charm and olive oil skin.

met a new one today, morena skin, from the coast.
she called me, then she called me corazon.
that lifted me up to a 5 emotionally
 
A serious -10/10. The sky is falling on me. If i was lucky enough, i would never be born.
 
I'm 7/10 at the moment. :hatsoff:


Down to 5/10 at the moment.. various aches and niggles afflicting my poor tired old body :cry:
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
Been sipping on multiple liqueur 43 mixed with some Famous Grouse all night, 'tis all fine and well in Anders-land.

By the way lurkinator... how the hell did you manage to get your rep back? I need to have a word with Petra about this.
 
I'm a real train wreck ATM. Like Buc Fifty said, "ride with no brakes...." I've been riding with no brakes for some time now.
If you're a train wreck I'm a plane crash (that's 2 planes crashing into each other with all the debris falling on a crowded city below), i'd say 3/10 which is due to poor health which drags down all other parts of your life like 'work' and 'social' as well
 
If you're a train wreck I'm a plane crash (that's 2 planes crashing into each other with all the debris falling on a crowded city below), i'd say 3/10 which is due to poor health which drags down all other parts of your life like 'work' and 'social' as well

That's too bad, U. My health is in pretty good order when I'm not off on one.
 
Been sipping on multiple liqueur 43 mixed with some Famous Grouse all night, 'tis all fine and well in Anders-land.

By the way lurkinator... how the hell did you manage to get your rep back? I need to have a word with Petra about this.

I didn't get my rep back. This shit is the little that I've been repped since Petra last nuked my rep. I'm sure it will disappear again, soon.
 
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