Search results

agreed

I saw the title and I thought "Lovecock?"

He is a stupid fuckin doom sayer why does anyone post this shit. IGNORE GLENN BECK. he'll go away

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i cant believe this.. my boyfriends brother is getting married.. and they told me NOW' You: oh man You: what a bunch of assholes Stranger: no kidding Stranger: just because im not with them right now.. You...

Definitely blueballs

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: female/male? You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: so... Stranger: how you doing? Stranger: ? You: oh... uh good... i guess Stranger: you not sure? You: because I just got back from jail Stranger: nice... resident or just visiting? You: im out...

this site is great. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bonjour You: hello Stranger: bonjou You: are you a child? Stranger: oui Stranger: i got 7 year =D You: ok i gotta go part of my release conditions You have disconnected.

I had to try it Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hello Stranger: ASL Stranger: SmOkE MoRe DaNk You: 666, S, Hell You: U? Stranger: 777, N, Heaven Stranger: lol Stranger: Got some chronic? You: How do you smoke drink you must be on...

Whats funny is you have a northern window to Zoom out of...In space.

The best part is its real.

Which kid? there were more than one

I wouldnt be suprised if he was bangin Olivia.

heres why. http://www.filecabi.net/video/hilariouslygruesomesafetyvideo.html

Its like if one of those hotel room beds, and a lowrider had a baby.

Pretty sure this is in the wrong forum.

Torture is not ok. Ever. We as the human race need to move beyond violence alltogether. since this is not fully possible at the moment we need to eliminate the intentional harm of others to get them to say what we want to hear.

Poke Smot.

It says Sigman, Iota, Epsilon p-r-o-p-e-r-t-y

Hes gonna lose more cool points by wasting beer than he can generate by showing that picture to his frat buddies.

Havent you ever watched shark week on the discovery channel? It would be a feeding frenzy.

My balls are huge. If I wore that thing it would look like I had an erection all the time.

She likes it.

Are you talking about chicks with big tits? If so those might be stretch marks if they just all of the sudden have big Breastststs. yummmm

Elementary School, Middle School or High School?

I dont know. Lela Star so high on the list? dont get me worng she is fuckin smokin shes hotter then the sun at noon on the sun. But everything Ive seen with her in it she seems a bit like a dead fish in the bottom of the ocean at midnight.

the blonde one? I think her name is alison haislip. Morgan webb is nerd hott

I this game is lame. answer: this is fucking dumb and in the wrong forum.

outter space

you just what the whole bottle of coke? drank? the whole bottle of coke snorted? the whole bottle of coke if your gonna say proper english than proofread and make sure all your neccesary words are present.

Ive been watching G4 since before it was G4 back when it was tech tv. for a while they had this guy named Martin Sergeant and he had a bad ass late night show with the weirdest people off of the internet on it he even had random webcam girls. Since it became G4 it seems to me that its been...

Its horrible. It has absolutely no rythem. The word choice is horribly basic and like STDiva said, it sounds like "A bad poem written by some 17 year old goth girl"

You guys got all the good ones I dont even need to answer. :thumbsup:

Ive been playing City of Heroes/City of Villains and its Fuckin awesome. Ive played WoW and its way more accessable thus more addictive. But as far as for people who dont like the whole fantasy realm thing City of Heroes/Villains is bad ass. Are there any other good MMO's out there?

could you imagine pull off a chicks pants and seeing that?

Yeah they Blasted This one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xBO6GikZlM Fuckin-A muthor Fuckers. duh, duh, duh, duh duh, duh duh duh duheeeerrrr......

Uhm did you include "Fake" rape scenes? Maybe I am missing the sarcasm, but arent the real ones illeagle?

They used to be known as Metal Church

Hey!

Yeah but he would have talked about how it got him off

UH wrong forum try asking here http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?f=37

word

This is one of those cases where Its almost alright, but I wouldnt kill any one if I found out the chick I was fuckin was a dude. They would get the beating of their life. If I were the judge on the case I wouldnt sentence the dude to life in prison or give him the death sentence, but he will...

I love older women and you just proved to me why. I would fuck you silly.

I believe alot of this story, but Im gonna call shenanigns. I think something very important is being left out, some detail, something important your not telling us. I dont know why but my Sherlock Holmes just kicked in while I read that story. I believe the story but something seems wrong, out...

HAHAHA. Story of my life. I have to close my eyes and pretend im with someone way better just to cum most of the time.

We already live in the 1984 society that Orwell described. Does anyone know how they get tv ratings that they always talk about? The tv watchs us just as much as we watch it. That book earily describes much of our society the way it is now. For those of you who do not know of what i speak go...

Hes got the right idea

The best part is about a little before half way.

I was wondering what happened to him.