lord help us blue balls has a new play toy
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lord help us blue balls has a new play toy
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: so...
Stranger: how you doing?
Stranger: ?
You: oh... uh good... i guess
Stranger: you not sure?
You: because I just got back from jail
Stranger: nice... resident or just visiting?
You: im out on bail so i guess resident.
Stranger: so you gonna tell me your innocent right?!
You: well... yeah ok here it is
You: i met this hot babe on the internet
You: she wanted to meet
You: so...
You: I went to her place
You: she said she was 23
You: so I took condoms and beer
You: are you following?
Stranger: so far
You: Then I knock on the door and she answers
You: only she doesnt look 23 she looks 14
Stranger: so you left right?
You: then I ask if the girl was there
You: she said she was the girl
You: then that duesche bag Chris mathews comes out
You: next thing I know im getting halled away
You: WTF????
Stranger: who the frick is chris matthews?
You: so...
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: well i am 14
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: so...
Stranger: how you doing?
Stranger: ?
You: oh... uh good... i guess
Stranger: you not sure?
You: because I just got back from jail
Stranger: nice... resident or just visiting?
You: im out on bail so i guess resident.
Stranger: so you gonna tell me your innocent right?!
You: well... yeah ok here it is
You: i met this hot babe on the internet
You: she wanted to meet
You: so...
You: I went to her place
You: she said she was 23
You: so I took condoms and beer
You: are you following?
Stranger: so far
You: Then I knock on the door and she answers
You: only she doesnt look 23 she looks 14
Stranger: so you left right?
You: then I ask if the girl was there
You: she said she was the girl
You: then that duesche bag Chris mathews comes out
You: next thing I know im getting halled away
You: WTF????
Stranger: who the frick is chris matthews?
You: so...
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: well i am 14
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That's just wrong, in a funny sort of way 
Great fun, perhaps I met BB ?????
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: I'm into blood and decapitation
You: You?
Stranger: yeah same
You: Cool, when was your last?
Stranger: this morning
You: I've been far too long. I'm getting antsy
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: I'm into blood and decapitation
You: You?
Stranger: yeah same
You: Cool, when was your last?
Stranger: this morning
You: I've been far too long. I'm getting antsy
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
Ahhh maybe my best conversation yet:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Shat in a hat
You: on a bat
You: with a cat
You: hows that
You: what bat!?
You: fuck that
You: who's chat?
You: what chat
You: with you
You: fuck you
You: you me
You: couldnt be
You: then who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
You: Brian Blessed is my god
You: I want to jizz in his beard
You: with a cat on hand to mop it up
You: like david hasselhoff
You: on coke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Shat in a hat
You: on a bat
You: with a cat
You: hows that
You: what bat!?
You: fuck that
You: who's chat?
You: what chat
You: with you
You: fuck you
You: you me
You: couldnt be
You: then who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
You: Brian Blessed is my god
You: I want to jizz in his beard
You: with a cat on hand to mop it up
You: like david hasselhoff
You: on coke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female/male?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female/male?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Namreg
Banned
i have to say, people on that site have no sense of humour. so far i've pretended to be from the FBI (in response to an asl), a priest, THE MASTER OF ALL LIVING CREATURES, and towelie from south park. but everyone disconnects after a few moments... i guess they take their virtual child molesting waaay too seriously.
Namreg
Banned
i was looking for someone from freeones, just to see (not statistically impossible, right?):
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: are you from freeones?
Stranger: wanna cyber ?ü
You: no you fat fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: are you from freeones?
Stranger: wanna cyber ?ü
You: no you fat fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Namreg
Banned
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: do you want to be speechless?
You: sure
Stranger: http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3418 youve been warned
You: one sec
Stranger: ''Some more. I smuggled my camera into the bathroom without my parents noticing by putting it under my belly rolls.''
You: sure, that's really you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 148lbs
You: are you blueballs?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: do you want to be speechless?
You: sure
Stranger: http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3418 youve been warned
You: one sec
Stranger: ''Some more. I smuggled my camera into the bathroom without my parents noticing by putting it under my belly rolls.''
You: sure, that's really you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 148lbs
You: are you blueballs?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wtf
Definitely blueballs
Namreg
Banned
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i cant believe this.. my boyfriends brother is getting married.. and they told me NOW'
You: oh man
You: what a bunch of assholes
Stranger: no kidding
Stranger: just because im not with them right now..
You: such short notice
Stranger: they have been engaged for a week.. and i found out trough a friend
Stranger: today
You: Yeah thats selfichs not to tell everyone
Stranger: i know... but they did.. TELL EVERYONE
Stranger: -.-
You: what a buch of assholes. they dont deserve you
Stranger: aw
You: your a good person
Stranger: thanks <3
You: youve got thoughts feeling just like everyone else
Stranger: exactly..
You: you need to stand up for your self
Stranger: what should i do?
You: confront them
Stranger: with saying?
You: tell them how you feel that you feel hurt that they didnt find you important enough to tell
You: then stab them
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i cant believe this.. my boyfriends brother is getting married.. and they told me NOW'
You: oh man
You: what a bunch of assholes
Stranger: no kidding
Stranger: just because im not with them right now..
You: such short notice
Stranger: they have been engaged for a week.. and i found out trough a friend
Stranger: today
You: Yeah thats selfichs not to tell everyone
Stranger: i know... but they did.. TELL EVERYONE
Stranger: -.-
You: what a buch of assholes. they dont deserve you
Stranger: aw
You: your a good person
Stranger: thanks <3
You: youve got thoughts feeling just like everyone else
Stranger: exactly..
You: you need to stand up for your self
Stranger: what should i do?
You: confront them
Stranger: with saying?
You: tell them how you feel that you feel hurt that they didnt find you important enough to tell
You: then stab them
You have disconnected.
Doing it like that just takes the fun out of doing it out on the street. :1orglaugh
