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Stranger: hi
You: how do you unlock a door?
Stranger: with the key
You: where do you put the key?
Stranger: in my *****
You: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Stranger: asl?
You: 208, g, planet likus
You: you?
Stranger: ?
You: asl?
Stranger: realy!!!
Stranger: 17 f israel
You: dont tell me your an earth girl???...they die sooooooooo easily
Stranger: if you stop it ill give you my naked pic
You: AH so weaponry is easy to come by? you can join mu minion! HA HA
You: only send my your naked pic if you have 4 arms and 3 boobs
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: i have 2 arms and 2 boobs
You: BLAH how boring.....
Stranger: so you dont want?
You: do something original
Stranger: if you dont want my naked pic ill go
You: not useless you grow 2 extra arms...this is why i dont like earth girls...so primitve
You: it would only be a fake anyway
Stranger:
http://212.143.3.82/files/users_gallery/07/10/119296354151517651.jpg
You: i know how your species works
Stranger: this is me if you want me naked just say
Stranger: do you want
Stranger: ?
You: no...this is boring.....you dont even have a beard

Stranger: you dont want to se me naked?
You: plleeeaaasseeee...if i wanted to see someone naked i'll zoom in outside my ships northern window
Stranger: ok if you dont want so ill go in...
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: im going
Stranger: 7
You: even your counting is primitve
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
You: and i can sense your a male but the way you smell
Stranger: ok you will not see me naked
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: earth trickery dont work on my race
Stranger: 1
You: ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: 0
Stranger: bb
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