Question for guys

Have you ever fucked a chick and the experience was so unexpectedly bad that you faked cumming to get it over with?

I have once...afterwards I had to think of a good excuse as to why I couldn't keep going while she lay beside me rubbing my still brick hard dick....I wouldn't wish the experience on my worst enemy.
 
Once... A very long time ago. Thought I was one of the few guys that had done this. Could not, would not finish.
 
HAHAHA. Story of my life. I have to close my eyes and pretend im with someone way better just to cum most of the time.
 
Once... A very long time ago. Thought I was one of the few guys that had done this. Could not, would not finish.

I gotta ask...was it the smell? That's what it was for me. There was a chick I met at the gym who's face and body was fucking smoking hot...

I fucked her the first time and I was a little put off by it but I thought it was just a one time thing where she just wasn't "fresh"...

The second time for good measure...I coaxed her into the shower and we started there but moved to the bed and that time the smell seem damn near worse...The first experience still in my mind...I couldn't take it...

There is just something wrong about a chick that hot..who's pussy smelled that bad...I wanted to tell her to take time out from the fucking gym or something...I have no idea what the fuck....

Maybe a few chicks here can chime in...
 
I gotta ask...was it the smell? That's what it was for me. There was a chick I met at the gym who's face and body was fucking smoking hot...

I fucked her the first time and I was a little put off by it but I thought it was just a one time thing where she just wasn't "fresh"...

The second time for good measure...I coaxed her into the shower and we started there but moved to the bed and that time the smell seem damn near worse...The first experience still in my mind...I couldn't take it...

There is just something wrong about a chick that hot..who's pussy smelled that bad...I wanted to tell her to take time out from the fucking gym or something...I have no idea what the fuck....

Maybe a few chicks here can chime in...

No, wasent the smell... LOL, but I can understand were your coming from.

Im not a dime, but back in the day I was a well sought after male (by females and males, but Im nowhere even close to gay, or Bi), but would go out with almost any female because Im a sucker for a nice personality. Her mother (the girl) was a good friend of my mothers, but in a totally different class, my family being in-between poor, and middle class, and her family being Very, Very rich. Her mother always wanted me for her daughter, (even asked me to marry her for money) but her daughter wasent bad looking,(average face with a voluptous nice body) just the nastiest "I walk on water, and you dont" attitude you would ever experience. You know, the high, and mighty type. So she had a ball (black tie event) coming up and her mother asked me to escort her, and I said I couldnt because I didnt know how to dance (was trying to get out of it) so her mother paid for me to have dance lessons at my house. So after the Ball back in the car she wanted some, and she was actually being kinda nice, so I did, and it was ok, but not the best, but she was nutting back to back but while doing it she started ordering me to do "other things to her" that I didnt want to do like I was some paid hooker. I did them anyway, but it was horrible. Afterwords, I told her do not ever call me again, and we will never go out again. She was crying, and said she was going to kill herself, and I never spoke to her again. I dont think her Mom ever knew what happened that night, but I still keep in touch with Mom, and she (the girl) is OK, and devorced twice.
 
No, wasent the smell... LOL, but I can understand were your coming from.

Im not a dime, but back in the day I was a well sought after male (by females and males, but Im nowhere even close to gay, or Bi), but would go out with almost any female because Im a sucker for a nice personality. Her mother (the girl) was a good friend of my mothers, but in a totally different class, my family being in-between poor, and middle class, and her family being Very, Very rich. Her mother always wanted me for her daughter, (even asked me to marry her for money) but her daughter wasent bad looking,(average face with a voluptous nice body) just the nastiest "I walk on water, and you dont" attitude you would ever experience. You know, the high, and mighty type. So she had a ball (black tie event) coming up and her mother asked me to escort her, and I said I couldnt because I didnt know how to dance (was trying to get out of it) so her mother paid for me to have dance lessons at my house. So after the Ball back in the car she wanted some, and she was actually being kinda nice, so I did, and it was ok, but not the best, but she was nutting back to back but while doing it she started ordering me to do "other things to her" that I didnt want to do like I was some paid hooker. I did them anyway, but it was horrible. Afterwords, I told her do not ever call me again, and we will never go out again. She was crying, and said she was going to kill herself, and I never spoke to her again. I dont think her Mom ever knew what happened that night, but I still keep in touch with Mom, and she (the girl) is OK, and devorced twice.

:confused::confused::confused:

You shittin me?? Here's what you do (in this order) find that chicks number, tell her to sign up on Freeones, then PM a guy named "Hot Mega". I'll take it from there...(don't forget, in that order).
 
LOL, all my male cousins that knew her said the same thing! Trust me, she is a complete asshole. Banging her hard as hell, because she pissed you off gets old real quick. She had a body that just wouldnt quit tho, and her mother is the sweetest lady in the world. She is a spoiled asshole. LOL, no I dont have her number.
 
LOL, all my male cousins that knew her said the same thing! Trust me, she is a complete asshole. Banging her hard as hell, because she pissed you off gets old real quick. She had a body that just wouldnt quit tho, and her mother is the sweetest lady in the world. She is a spoiled asshole. LOL, no I dont have her number.

I missed a step....tell her mother to join Freeones to and PM "Hot Mega" so she can set the whole thing up.

I happen to enjoy making spoiled bitches cum out of their minds...:glugglug:

Hey, we all have our thing huh?:dunno:
 
No, wasent the smell... LOL, but I can understand were your coming from.

Im not a dime, but back in the day I was a well sought after male (by females and males, but Im nowhere even close to gay, or Bi), but would go out with almost any female because Im a sucker for a nice personality. Her mother (the girl) was a good friend of my mothers, but in a totally different class, my family being in-between poor, and middle class, and her family being Very, Very rich. Her mother always wanted me for her daughter, (even asked me to marry her for money) but her daughter wasent bad looking,(average face with a voluptous nice body) just the nastiest "I walk on water, and you dont" attitude you would ever experience. You know, the high, and mighty type. So she had a ball (black tie event) coming up and her mother asked me to escort her, and I said I couldnt because I didnt know how to dance (was trying to get out of it) so her mother paid for me to have dance lessons at my house. So after the Ball back in the car she wanted some, and she was actually being kinda nice, so I did, and it was ok, but not the best, but she was nutting back to back but while doing it she started ordering me to do "other things to her" that I didnt want to do like I was some paid hooker. I did them anyway, but it was horrible. Afterwords, I told her do not ever call me again, and we will never go out again. She was crying, and said she was going to kill herself, and I never spoke to her again. I dont think her Mom ever knew what happened that night, but I still keep in touch with Mom, and she (the girl) is OK, and devorced twice.

I believe alot of this story, but Im gonna call shenanigns. I think something very important is being left out, some detail, something important your not telling us. I dont know why but my Sherlock Holmes just kicked in while I read that story. I believe the story but something seems wrong, out of place if you will. I dont expect you to explain anything you left out. I am sure you did it for a reason.
 
I believe alot of this story, but Im gonna call shenanigns. I think something very important is being left out, some detail, something important your not telling us. I dont know why but my Sherlock Holmes just kicked in while I read that story. I believe the story but something seems wrong, out of place if you will. I dont expect you to explain anything you left out. I am sure you did it for a reason.

The part about her being fat, with a hairy mole? :1orglaugh
 
She wasent fat at all, maybe 130-140lbs. about 5'8" - 5'9" but she was thick in the right (ass) place... Kinda the Venus Williams thing build, but not as thick as her, but still thick and she had slightly larger than average tits. She was dark skin, short hair Anita Baker hair cut (back then, and this was at least 18 years ago). No moles, that I saw... Maybe a little more Hair than normal on her arms but that was it. Her "V" was well groomed/maintained.
 
I believe alot of this story, but Im gonna call shenanigns. I think something very important is being left out, some detail, something important your not telling us. I dont know why but my Sherlock Holmes just kicked in while I read that story. I believe the story but something seems wrong, out of place if you will. I dont expect you to explain anything you left out. I am sure you did it for a reason.

Leaving out some very important details...LOL Your good!

But all that I wrote is 100% true.
 
Can't believe some of you don't know how to fake the male orgasm; turn her around, grunt and quietly spit on her back. Its warm, wet and she'll never know the difference so long as you don't go too far and hock up a loogie.
 
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Can't believe some of you don't know how to fake the make orgasm; turn her around, grunt and quietly spit on her back. Its warm, wet and she'll never know the difference so long as you don't go too far and hock up a loogie.

A couple of problems with your theory, I wear condoms and I'm not making pornos so there's no reason for me to cum on a chick, I cum while I'm still inside the chick.

Any man ought to be able to pull off a fake nut....It's just explaining what to do with your rock hard dick after you fake it.
 
Can't believe some of you don't know how to fake the male orgasm; turn her around, grunt and quietly spit on her back. Its warm, wet and she'll never know the difference so long as you don't go too far and hock up a loogie.


Wish I had known that back then...
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I was having a great time, riding her good...it was about 10 minutes into it when she starts wailing over and over "Am I fat? Can't you cum because I'm fat?"
I couldn't cum because I wasn't ready yet. But, the more she said it, the more my brain kept itching at me. She wasn't big...she was actually quite well built, but very insecure of herself (I believe she had lost a lot of weight just before).
So, yeah, i did the little grunt-n-fake, and that was that.
 
I faked my first time, actually. I was enjoying it pretty well, but I knew she wasn't (though she was trying to, God love her) and I figured, fuck it, pretend to finish and just go down on her to finish her off.
 
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