It's about time they came up with something uncomfortable and useless for you boys to wear. We've been subjected to shelf bras and worse. Time to make your junk a focal point for us like our breasts are for you!
You know what? I could do with one. I tend to go commando, and any time I go for a long walk or a jog, sweaty balls are a nightmare, especially cause there is no smell more obvious than ball sweat.