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  1. whoremaker

    KNOB_CHEESE needs neg rep. Now.

    This douchebag needs to go. Please find and ding him. Thanks.
  2. whoremaker

    I just pissed on the old woman who lives next door to me

    Already did. Some idiot positive repped him back to green, apparently. :dunno:
  3. whoremaker

    Mixing Cum with womens SHIT

    How does this fucktard still have green rep?
  4. whoremaker

    Mixing Cum with womens SHIT

    Can we just ban this retard now, please?
  5. whoremaker

    Carrie Underwood: <<<----- Hit it?

    Fuck yeah, but only in the ass. She just has that fuck-me-up-the-butt look about her. Isn't that what her other hole is for? :D
  6. whoremaker

    Who's The FreeOnes' Heisman Trophy Winner?

    Pretty much exactly how I feel.
  7. whoremaker

    Who has the WORST boobjob you have seen?

    Didn't Ava quit because of her mangled new pair?
  8. whoremaker

    Should cute babes do hardcore on their personal sites or not?

    Absolutely. Every whore should do hardcore at least once in her life, especially cyber babes. The "model only" sluts are cool and all, but whenever I find a new pair of tits, the first thing I ask is, "Does she fuck?" If not, meh.
  9. whoremaker

    List your kinky true fetish.....

    Could fill a whole thread with my kinks. :D Stockings Corsets Fuck-me Heels/Boots Big Tits Maid Uniforms Schoolgirl outfits Miniskirts Lesbos Slutwives Nice round ass Dirty talk Whores Light bondage Facials/Bukkake Gangbangs Interracial Orgies Public nudity/sex Voyeurism One of my favorite...
  10. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    I could be wrong, but I honestly believe that a well planned playoff system could bring not only a definitive winner, but also higher overall revenues and more fan enjoyment. Instead of hoping for a million dollar payout bowl win, schools could shoot for playoff rounds which each bring in a...
  11. whoremaker

    Best Free Antivirus Software

    They do, but very rarely. Virus/Malware writers rarely write their programs for both PC and Mac, as it involves going over almost the entire code. Same reason why PCs have so many more games. But Macs aren't immune, so it's best to have firewalls, scanners and anti-virus regardless of platform.
  12. whoremaker

    How Do You Feel About The Language Used Towards Women In Porn?

    My bad then. Honestly, after as many years as I've been posting to message boards, I've become so accustomed to posters having such a tenuous grasp on grammar and writing conventions that I completely missed the wittiness of your post. I simply read it as yet another poorly constructed comment...
  13. whoremaker

    How Do You Feel About The Language Used Towards Women In Porn?

    :rolleyes: Seriously, take a breath and chill. I didn't say my wife is a hobby. I implied that making her a whore is my hobby. I even winked, like this ;) , afterward. And of course I cherish her. She's my wife, dumbass. Just because she's my whore when we're fucking doesn't mean I don't...
  14. whoremaker

    How Do You Feel About The Language Used Towards Women In Porn?

    Yes. And no. A guy's gotta have a hobby. ;)
  15. whoremaker

    Need some sex advice... anyone able to help?

    Don't run around so much during recess, you'll be less tired come fun time.
  16. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    Ah, my bad, didn't realize you were advocating a playoff. An idea I completely support, by the way. Honestly, I've been seeing so many Ohio St homers running around bragging about the Buckeyes and refusing to accept that they're not the greatest team on Earth, that I just figured that post was...
  17. whoremaker

    How Do You Feel About The Language Used Towards Women In Porn?

    In all honesty, if I don't call the wife a whore while bangin her, she gets disappointed. Usually she's the one who tells me to come fuck my dirty bitch. Pretty awesome, if you ask me.
  18. whoremaker

    How Do You Feel About The Language Used Towards Women In Porn?

    Bitches are all just skank ass sluts anyways, especially dirty porn whores, so if they got a problem, they can choke on my fuckin balls.
  19. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    You can't be serious. Ohio State in the Championship after losing to Purdue and SC? Really? I'll take Oregon and Texas, though. Longhorns would be a much worthier opponent than the Buckeyes.
  20. whoremaker

    Best Free Antivirus Software

    Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Spybot Search and Destroy Both free and effective.
  21. whoremaker

    What about Mikayla....?

    What's with all the zombie threads poppin' up?
  22. whoremaker

    u n d e r 18

    I just used a "Rate This Thread" button for the first time ever.
  23. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    Perfect analogy. I can almost hear the discussion that went on in The Man's office; "So, we've got these two undefeated teams who everybody wants to see in big bowls, and we might all get lynched if we don't do it, but if we do, then our darlings at Texas, Bama, Florida and such will get pushed...
  24. whoremaker

    Great Lesbian Pics / The Best Lesbian pic of all time / Post your best lesbian pics here!

    Re: Your dream lesbian couple... My wife and Carmen Electra. or... My wife and Jessica Alba. or... My wife and Eve Laurence. or... Ah hell, throw 'em all together into a big lesbo gangbang with my wife in the middle! Dildos, buttplugs and strap-ons in every hole! That's the ticket!
  25. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    TCU got hosed, and the BcS again looks retarded. Santa, all I want for Christmas is a playoff. Plleeaasssee???
  26. whoremaker

    Glenn Beck's "Christmas Sweater" A Major Flop at City Cinemas - 17 Tix Sold in NYC!

    Re: Glenn Beck's "Christmas Sweater" A Major Flop at City Cinemas - 17 Tix Sold in NY Could you possibly be a bigger douchebag? You and I may think Beck is an utter tool and have no desire to see this, but those who do are not bad people, and slamming people who live in rural areas, calling...
  27. whoremaker

    The lovely Miss Ashley Robbins!

    The lovely Miss Ashley Robbins!
  28. whoremaker

    Favourite Facials Please

    That's a great fuckin' vid. Sharin' that one with the wife tonight!
  29. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    Good point. That would be friggin sweet. I love the service academies and their players. To see them all go to bowls would be very, very cool.
  30. whoremaker

    Interesting Perspective; "God bless America"

    Should have asked her why the French say "Viva la France" instead of "Vive le Monde," then thrown her over the table and buttfucked her Frenchy ass while she thought about it. In other words; just because.
  31. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    Could not agree more. Yeah, losses suck, but come on! You've won a Heisman. You've won a Championship. You've been anointed as the New Christ and they'll probably rename your stadium after you. Suck it up, buttercup, and take it like a man. You finally had to play someone other than Southeast...
  32. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    Too bad Cincy has crumbled. I was enjoying the game quite a bit for a while. While it benefits the Ducks for Cincy to fall, I still hate to see such a great season end like this for them.
  33. whoremaker

    What Would You Ask Shyla Stylez?

    "If I go ahead and buttfuck you, will you please stop calling me?"
  34. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    Oregon was favored, and ranked higher.
  35. whoremaker

    Which Two Chicks Who Doesnt Do Anal Would You Wanna Fuck In The Ass Right Now?

    Wifey & Jennifer Love Hewitt. If only pornwhores count, then scratch Hewitt and substitute Mary Carey, if nothing else than for a good old fashioned grudge fucking. Not that I actually have a grudge against her (don't even know her, of course) but after watching her on reality shows, I just...
  36. whoremaker

    Who has the WORST boobjob you have seen?

    I think Jayna James ended up being butchered the worst. Went from a pretty nice rack to Frankentits. Just sad.
  37. whoremaker

    interviews where pornstars speak out against certain scenes and co stars

    Okay, I'll cop to being a bad person; that shit cracked me up. I loved how Ava Vincent tries to be tough and says, "Oh yeah!" as her head is bouncing off the walls. Total pwnage. I know it's mean, but honestly, if you don't want to get beat down, don't throw shit at people.
  38. whoremaker

    Wow! I think she is beautiful bare than all dolled up!

    Wow! Usually she looks too skanky even for my admittedly perverted tastes. Lookin' pretty good there, though!
  39. whoremaker

    Al Gore Cancels Talk At Copenhagen

    Well, rats do typically abandon sinking ships. Couldn't expect it to last forever. Ask Kenneth Lay about how long scams can run before falling apart. Oh wait, he's dead. Maybe he can say "Hi" to Global Warming for us, then! :D
  40. whoremaker

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! Rose Bowl Baby! What a great game: awesome performance by both teams, Blount scores, kickass uniforms, thrilling finish, Oregon clinches the conference, Ducks go to the Rose Bowl, Oregon State and USC don't. What more can I ask for? I'm so happy right now that...
  41. whoremaker

    Ashley Blue Almost choked to Death!

    A person is mentally sound until interviewed, examined and determined otherwise, by a professional. It's automatic. Even a tool like you should realize that.
  42. whoremaker

    Ashley Blue Almost choked to Death!

    Again, an entirely irrational argument and irrelevant post. The mentally ill (who are not the subject, here), 16 year olds (who are also not the subject, here), and retards (again, not the subject here), cannot give their consent to do porn, and so cannot be in porn, and so are irrelevant to...
  43. whoremaker

    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    Wow! Eve, you appear to be just as alluring, amazing and beautiful as I imagined you would be. I salute you for being determined enough to never give up, despite physical and emotional challenges. I hope you regain your health and return to us big time soon. Cheers babe! One of my all time...
  44. whoremaker

    Who is or are your favorite flat chested pornstar actresses?

    Summer Cummings. About as small as I'll go.
  45. whoremaker

    Ashley Blue Almost choked to Death!

    Their reasoning would be the same as yours; namely, "I think that's wrong. Anyone who does that is wrong because I say so. So, they shouldn't be allowed to do it." And they'd be just as wrong as you. Further, many consider gangbangs, non-marital sex, and other kinks just as "injurious" sexual...
  46. whoremaker

    The Blackest Day of the World History.

    Oh, well, in that case, totally agree. Those creepy bastards are evil! :D
  47. whoremaker

    The Blackest Day of the World History.

    Yes, really. I read through this muck filled swamp of paranoia, and expected to find Charlie Sheen posting about George Bush demolishing the World Trade Center.
  48. whoremaker

    Ashley Blue Almost choked to Death!

    Never said we don't have a right to disagree, I said that nobody has a right to judge the kinks of others. There is a difference. Disagree all you like, but don't call someone who enjoys that vid a "psycho" or "wrong." That is not your, or anyone's, right. Your second statement is irrelevant...
  49. whoremaker

    The Blackest Day of the World History.

    Blackest day? December 2nd, 2009; the day this moronic, conspiracy theorist, revisionist-history thread was resurrected.
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