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  1. whoremaker

    Jessica Alba

    Re: Jessica Alba new movie clip I think I just popped a boxer rock. Jesus Happy Christ she's one fine bitch.
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    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    That six yard punt was painful. The wind just stopped that ball. Damn! I can't believe this is the same Oregon State team that knocked off Stanford and nearly beat Oregon. Pull it together, Beavs!
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    Tonight's gonna be awesome!

    Exactly. It's such a foreign concept in today's society that people who haven't dabbled simply can't begin to understand. I'm not surprised that you two feel closer; same happened for us. Most folks who have issues afterward were also lacking in proper communication beforehand. You guys did it...
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    Tonight's gonna be awesome!

    Kudos to you two for trying something new and communicating so well with each other about it! Very cool. Hopefully the opportunity to partake arises again some day, but even if it doesn't, cherish the horny memory of this. It'll make for good times, trust me! :)
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    Sport stadiums.

    Autzen Stadium in Eugene, Oregon. Football heaven. No other stadium, pro or college, can compare.
  6. whoremaker

    Best gangbang stars

    Ava Devine pulls a train better than anybody. Another good one would be Trina Michaels. I always liked watching Kelly Wells whore it up for a room full of dicks as well.
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    "cry baby neg rep-er" Says the guy who gave undeserved retaliatory negative rep. Seriously lame.

    "cry baby neg rep-er" Says the guy who gave undeserved retaliatory negative rep. Seriously lame.
  8. whoremaker

    Cop Gets Off (CUMS ON (!!!) Woman He Pulls Over) and Gets Off !!

    Here's the thread all about it. It also includes the link. It's also been all over the news. I suggest visiting more than just porn boards from time to time. Perhaps you've heard of Google? Wow. Assume much? Or just trying for the asshat gold medal? Not that it's any of your business, but I...
  9. whoremaker

    Franken slams GOP NeoCons on Senate floor: ‘You’re not entitled to your own facts’

    Re: Franken slams GOP NeoCons on Senate floor: ‘You’re not entitled to your own facts That's funny.Always amusing to see tools fall into the trap of making uneducated assumptions about people whom they have no knowledge of. For your information, I despise hippies, and greatly dislike weed. If...
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    Cop Gets Off (CUMS ON (!!!) Woman He Pulls Over) and Gets Off !!

    Clearly not. Police regularly abuse and exploit the law. This isn't something new. Look at the a-hole in DC who brandished his weapon at an innocent crowd of people for throwing a snowball. If you and your police comrades don't want such a poor reputation, then your best strategy would be to...
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    Franken slams GOP NeoCons on Senate floor: ‘You’re not entitled to your own facts’

    Re: Franken slams GOP NeoCons on Senate floor: ‘You’re not entitled to your own facts In other news, internet poseur HELLRAISER continues to pollute cyberspace with his NeoTard ramblings and useless postings. When asked for comment, HELLRAISER replied, "NeoCon blah blah blabba blab blab blah...
  12. whoremaker

    Just Married

    Is somebody a wee bit drunky? :D
  13. whoremaker

    ATM Machine

    FAIL There's this great new site called Snopes that you may want to check out some time. Good stuff there. :cool:
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    Cop Gets Off (CUMS ON (!!!) Woman He Pulls Over) and Gets Off !!

    I just vomited in my mouth. Anyone but a cop and that would be rape.
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    D.C. cop draws gun at snowball fight

    What a fucking cocksucker. This is why I hate cops. Not only did the dumbshit grossly overreact by drawing his weapon, he escalated the situation to the brink of a riot, all to satisfy his pathetic superiority complex. Fuck suspension, he should be fired and charged with disorderly conduct...
  16. whoremaker

    titfucking... boobsex and who has the best chest 4 the job

    Wifey My wifey Deuxma Summer Cummings Ava Devine Sara Jay Eve Laurence Gianna Michaels Tanya Danielle Sexy Vanessa Fantasia Brandy Talore Salma Hayek Nicole "Coco" Austin
  17. whoremaker

    Ass To Mouth, do you like it?

    It turns me on in porn, but I'd never do it in the real world. Too fucking nasty, and not the fun, kinky kind of nasty.
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    Tonight's gonna be awesome!

    Good for you guys. Contrary to the opinions of all the judgmental negative nancies here, this isn't some big, evil deal-breaking act. Thousands of us in the lifestyle do this all the time and have long, secure and happy relationships. And we're successful because we practice good communication...
  19. whoremaker

    Lapdancing Club - Advice Needed

    My thoughts exactly.
  20. whoremaker

    Brittany Murphy dead at 32!

    Cardiac Arrest at 32 is odd. I have a bad feeling that it'll be a feeding frenzy for the media sharks in a few weeks when toxicology comes back. Shame. It's Ledger all over again.
  21. whoremaker

    Moxxie Maddron needs our help

    Don't be a dick. A pet is as beloved as family, and if someone wishes to help this girl out, then good for them. Donate your money how you see fit, but don't be a douchebag about where others choose to donate theirs.
  22. whoremaker

    Have one, thanks. I recommend you go get one as well, and perhaps a dictionary and/or grammar...

    Have one, thanks. I recommend you go get one as well, and perhaps a dictionary and/or grammar book also. You'd be amazed at how much more seriously you are taken when the things you say/type are legible and coherent.
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    4 year old suspended for long hair?!

    If Julie's boobs aren't fake, then she falls into the same category as the disabled and deformed kids; they didn't choose their situation, and so can't, and wouldn't, be penalized for it, distraction or no. However, someone who chooses to create a distraction can be, whether they are doing so...
  24. whoremaker

    Unnecessary Censorship on Sesame Street

    I almost ruptured my lung laughing at that. Utterly hilarious! :D
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    4 year old suspended for long hair?!

    I didn't say I wrote or even wholly agree with the policy, merely that I understand where the school is coming from. However, since you asked: Yes, lice do live on the scalp. Never said otherwise. I wondered if the school was merely using this as a cover, and it would be a logical one, as even...
  26. whoremaker

    4 year old suspended for long hair?!

    Lots of unspoken issues there. First, his hair really isn't that long. So, second, I kind of wonder if this is the school's way of mitigating a lice risk because, let's face it, he and his parents look a bit trashy. Third, schools are empowered to limit distracting clothing and such, and this...
  27. whoremaker

    Keep rationalizing your poor, juvenile behavior, Sport. If it makes sense to you, then I guess...

    Keep rationalizing your poor, juvenile behavior, Sport. If it makes sense to you, then I guess that makes one person on the planet who believes in you. The rest of us still see you as a giant, useless douche. Buh bye.
  28. whoremaker

    Latin milf Susie?

    Been searching for this whore. Bumping in hopes of somebody IDing. Thanks!
  29. whoremaker

    That's funny, considering you're the one who not only whined like a baby about getting one, but...

    That's funny, considering you're the one who not only whined like a baby about getting one, but also completely misused the system in retaliation. Either you really are new at this, or Freeones is allowing thirteen year olds to register now. Either way, you're still a douche.
  30. whoremaker

    Sara Jay

    That is some seriously fucked up shit, if true. I'd sue if some bastard photoshopped pics of me doing things I'd never done, just to sell more product. Sara, it's a shame you have to deal with this. Somebody deserves a kick in the nuts!
  31. whoremaker

    Black Guys and White Chicks

    Ha! Missed that. How ironic. :D I think statuses change at random every time you post. I quit even looking to see what they are since they're nonsense. Good catch, though.
  32. whoremaker

    You're being a belligerent douchebag, that's what. And by the way, rep isn't meant for...

    You're being a belligerent douchebag, that's what. And by the way, rep isn't meant for retaliation, dickhead. It's meant for quality of posts. New to the internets?
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    Fox News Tribadism

    :rolleyes:
  34. whoremaker

    Sea Shepherd/Whale Wars

    I love Whale Wars. Funniest show on television. Those clueless hippies and their retarded antics never cease to crack me up! :D While I sympathize with their mission, and even agree to an extent, I am regularly baffled at their ignorance. Seafaring is a serious enterprise, not to be undertaken...
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    Lorissa McComas is Dead (RIP)

    Nooooo!!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!!! This is seriously fucked up. I've loved Lorissa ever since I first saw Lap Dancing. I remember skipping class and staying in my room watching her scenes and yanking like I was trying to discover fire. She wrote the book on being...
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    Sara Jay

    WTF? That totally is anal. I thought she never did that? Awesome.
  37. whoremaker

    Miley Cyrus is shit

    Is she legal? If so, I'm voting she moves to double anal gangbangs. And zoo porn.
  38. whoremaker

    Black Guys and White Chicks

    Dude, I think you totally misread Rey's posts.
  39. whoremaker

    Who is the Gang bang Queen?

    Ava Devine would get my vote. Working on getting the wife to wear the crown though.
  40. whoremaker

    LCD TV dilema... opinions need.

    It's a little awkward at first, but you'll get used to it.
  41. whoremaker

    Why is wanting sex all the time a turn off to my man

    Have you considered that perhaps you may have an addiction? If you're upset about getting it less than every forty eight hours, then (and I say this honestly and with all respect) the problem may be with you. Your man could be stressed, or he might not be, but he's putting out at least every...
  42. whoremaker

    Friday AKA: Linda Friday, Ms. Friday, Mrs Friday

    Re: Friday I've been wondering this too. Hope she's still fucking. Shame to waste ass like that.
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    Black Guys and White Chicks

    Huh? :confused: We're both white, dumbass, and both sets of our parents are still married. What's your next fucktard theory?
  44. whoremaker

    Black Guys and White Chicks

    How. Fucking. Stupid. You can't be serious. Many women, my wife among them, grew up in perfectly "solid" families, with no racial bias being taught at all, and still love black men. It's just a choice, no more than I dig big tits, and there is nothing wrong about it. I can't believe some people...
  45. whoremaker

    Black Guys and White Chicks

    I think he's asking a decent question. Not sure what the answer is. In my experience, most white girls I have known have great desire for black men, and vice versa. My wife is crazy for black cocks, in fact, and I've always figured it goes back to that old, archaic taboo. Or it may just be...
  46. whoremaker

    Top 3 Wishes for the New Year

    Less irritating coworkers DP the wife 50 inch LED TV
  47. whoremaker

    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    If you believe that climate change is as "proven" as evolution and gravity, then I recommend finding the nearest night school and taking some science classes. And maybe a Critical Thinking course, as well.
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    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    Not true. Anthropogenic climate change is merely a theory, a "what if" based on inferences and assumptions. Thus far, there is no data showing that CO2 emissions have accelerated changes in global climate systems any more than they would have were man non-existent.
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    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    I don't believe there is any science which places the age of the planet at merely a few thousand years. Carbon dating, fossil evidence, geologic strata; everything pretty conclusively points to a few billion years. I believe, but could be mistaken, that this belief in Earth being so young is...
  50. whoremaker

    What do girls masturbate to?

    Die, troll.
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