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Big day tomorrow in the PAC. Hopefully my Ducks stomp on the Beavs and score a much deserved (if not totally surprising, considering how the season started) trip to Pasadena. The offense will be rolling, but if Alliotti doesn't get his act together, the defense is going to roll over for the...

Wow. That was so irrational, I can't even decide where to begin... Maybe later. :rolleyes:

Lots of self righteousness here, considering this is a porn board. Honestly, how can anyone state, in essence, "My kinks are cool, but that is stupid and anyone who likes/does it is stupid" and not feel grossly arrogant? Maybe the guy who likes choke porn finds your Interracial Slutwife Double...

:D Due to the overabundance of pointless "vs" threads on the boards, I actually clicked this thread out of curiosity, wondering if someone was actually asking which was better, birds or airplanes. Glad to find it isn't that. LOL!

No shit? Some porn whore actually took a donkey punch on camera? And I missed it? I really gotta see this. Anybody got a link?

"Got any floss? I've got carpet fibers stuck in my teeth."

No, no. Thank you. Thank you... ;)

Wow. Seriously, do you just get hotter every day!? Truly gorgeous.

Anything with "vs" in the thread title, or those annoying "Who has the best X" threads.

Three at best, for me. Nice shape, and the slope is good, but the size is a bit small and her nipples look like chocolate chips. Not my bag, but cheers to you all who dig on her!

Well, what can we expect? Homeland Security is too busy hassling innocent airline passengers about their carry-on shampoo or their just-purchased bottle of Sprite to worry about trivial things like securing nuclear plants or guarding the President. Why worry about stuff like that when there are...

If only. I'd kill myself before being a conservative. Here's a newsflash Sparky; conservatives aren't the only people who find raging liberal douchebags annoying. Sad, though, that I must hold something in common with conservatives, even if it is just a sense of intolerable ennui when reading...

HELLRAISER, Drooling Liberal Tool, same difference.

Nothing. Like someone else said, if I like watching it, I like doing it.

After using Macs and PCs extensively for almost two decades, for everything from work stuff to gaming to video editing to, yes, porning, I can say unequivocally that Apple makes a far superior product to any PC maker. Whether it be ease of use, computing power, elegance of overall design...

Wow, that's a lot of grilling! Count me in!

I think it's cool of them to include the holiday in their ad, but that article lost me here: Sorry, but save the agendas. There is absolutely nothing "conservative" about Thanksgiving. It isn't even a religious holiday. It's a feast day honoring an event in early American history and intended...

I'd say Sara Jay is the most obvious. She won't, and I completely respect her choice, but if she did, it'd be like my birthday came twice that year. :D

Re: One hit wonders/Short timers you can't forget Ornelia is probably mine. Something about her just screamed "Come fuck me or I'll die!"

Can't ignore strength of schedule. Pitt has one loss, but their opponents are mid-level nobodies who were easy to beat. They won't face a real opponent until they see Cincy in December. Oregon has knocked off three ranked opponents (#6 Cal, #18 Utah and #5 USC) and lost to two top tier teams in...

Seriously? Which race gives the best deepthroat? What, didn't think of "Which group of tards give the best handjob?" Honestly... Some of the threads here are just inane.

What a game in Tucson! Go Ducks. Best Football Moment Ever: The Arizona fans having to climb back into their seats and watch their team lose. Ha ha! Tools. I read that an Oregon cheerleader was hospitalized after the game when an Arizona fan threw a full waterbottle from the stands and hit her...

Actually, it will be the pseudoscience spewing alarmists, who push a widely disproven theory based upon inaccurate computer models and misinformed assumptions, who will be added to that list. Right along with those who pushed eugenics. A nice big fraternity of crazy, fearmongering quacks. But...

Political threads I don't mind much, but the stupid "Pornstar X versus Pornstar Y" threads are annoying. Who cares? They're porn whores. Just enjoy their work and stop asking everyone to compare them to each other.

Always wash the happy parts well, with soap and water. But I see no need to trim. I'm a hairy guy, so trimming there would make me look like a putting green out in the rough with no fairway. Chicks, though, gotta be be hairless. For me.

I've met a lot of ten year olds who needed a good tasing. Though, I will concede that most often it's their parent(s) who truly deserve the shocking. Perhaps he should have tased Mom a few times, then?

People who adopt children are parents. Guys who adopt children are Dads. Women who adopt children are Moms. Therefore, the Mom of an adopted kid, if she is hot and you wish to fuck her, would be a MILF.

Ha! It cracks me up, this idea of classifying age ranges for MILFs and Cougars. I can imagine there being an industry standard certification one day. "Sorry Ma'am, but with today being your fortieth birthday, you are now officially a Cougar. We're going to need your MILF card and miniskirt back...

Well, if we're going to be entirely arbitrary and nonsensical, then look at our join dates. Oh, what's that? I joined in 2005. You joined in 2006. Well, that looks like I joined a year before you did, so by your (clearly flawed) logic, my opinion must trump yours then! Wow! Ignoring critical...

There you go, being a douche again. Whether it's calling someone's worthy cause "poor taste" or attempting to belittle someone for only having X number of posts, you are only succeeding in displaying what a tool you are. Congratulations. Mom and Dad must be do proud. :hatsoff:

Well, you were a total douche about it and got what you deserved. Take your medicine and move on.

I've always been partial to the splendid tits of sluts like Daphne Rosen, Deauxma, Ava Devine and the like, but I'd have to choose Summer Cummings as my all time favorite big titty girl. After her, second place is solidly Wifey. If I could slide my sausage into either of those whores' meat...

On the face. Sometimes the tits, both if I can manage. But few things rival the hotness of a hot bitch with a facefull of cum.

At first glance, I should really dislike this as well, but for some reason, it totally torques my wrench. Go figure.

Just a dunk. Nothing special. The NBA hasn't seen really beautiful dunking in fifteen or twenty years. These playground ballers today just don't have the finesse and style of the old school guys back in the day.

I absolutely hate extreme close-ups of pussies and assholes. I want porn, not a documentary on female anatomy. While I love facials, I hate creampies. They look like some horrible, oozing STD. Also not a fan, at all, of pissing and shitting. Seriously, nothing sexy there. Can't stand douchey...

Re: Would the Right to bear and keep arms on military bases prevent the Ft. Hood mass Not that this is the only miscue in the OP, but I did want to point out that this is entirely incorrect. Japan, and Germany, both fully intended to eventually invade the continental United States. Japan's...

Jesus... Reading your posts makes me want to piss myself. Have you ever even seen the inside of a school? Please, only post in pictures and emoticons; everything you type is a crime against the English language.

Re: Pregnant pornstar Actually, I am a master of sarcasm, and know well that sarcasm's defining qualities are that it must be witty and/or humorous. Your post was neither.

Favorite place to make a deposit. Nothing looks hotter than a slut with cum dripping down her face and tits.

Sure, stop the anal. I'd also like to see them discontinue the act of penetration altogether, and definitely no oral sex, quit masturbating and stripping, and please, for the love of God, no more of those icky tittys! Ick! Personally, I'd like the next trend in porn to be women in Burkas doing...

Re: Pregnant pornstar That's the stupidest damn thing I've ever heard. Could you be a bigger ass?

What the hell for? There is absolutely nothing wrong with porn, and no reason to "give it up." I like fuckin' and I like watching people fuckin'. No reason to stop now.

I wouldn't say you looked bad at all. I can tell you put on a couple of pounds, but you carry it very well, as you look fantastic. That said, I admire that you not only come on here to acknowledge your critics, but are taking steps to better yourself. That's pretty freaking awesome!

Well Oregon blew it today, big time. The offense put in a full day's work (600 yards and 42 points is never a bad showing) but the defense played like a Pop Warner team who'd never played tackle football before. Stanford ran and passed over Oregon like the Ducks were a muddy welcome mat and...

I'd fuck those tits until they caught fire.

Love the ass. Used to be a devotee of the rock hard, supermodel ass, but over time I've come to see the allure of a nice, round, grab-it-and-slam-it ass. So really, love 'em both, but nowadays I lean toward the PHAT ASS.

Wonder Woman. In fact, the second pic you posted makes you and Wonder Woman two of my favorite superhero honeys of all time! :-P