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Dumbasses. I'd start carrying around something classical like Bach or Mozart and blast that shit back at them until they relent. Fuck the little bastards.

Not to nitpick, but Target doesn't engage in this practice, at least not by corporate directive. Some individual store managers may opt to do it, but they're violating company policy if they do. Target just clearances the shit out of stuff until it sells. Once got a coffee table (original price...

Sad to see Jeremy, who is usually one of porn's more intelligent and well spoken individuals, taking such a poorly thought out and misinformed tack. Time and time again video games have been proven to have no ill effects on children, overuse aside. Gamers not only show no more tendency for...

I'm just waiting for the day when films and their reboots are filmed concurrently and released on the same weekend so we can all choose which continuity we want to watch. I give it three years, with the pace at which the window for remaking is closing.

:confused: Are you related to smoknn, by any chance?

Nobody is saying that. Blacks are just as capable as whites, or Asians, or anyone else, of making those kinds of decisions and thoughts. However, it is true that during the last election, blacks (as a voting demographic) largely voted for Obama, and indications are that the overriding reason was...

Great Googa Mooga! You were already hovering right there around being a Perfect 10, but this just shot you up to about a fifteen or twenty! Gorgeous chicks who read comics; what else could a guy ask for? Do you like dark beer, by any chance? :D

There you go again, sputtering your wannabe-elitist gibberish. How sad. It's like watching a monkey try to use a computer. Oh wait, like... It is watching a monkey use a computer. Honestly, your posts are like some strange bastardization of Mad Libs. No substance, no meaning, no value; just...

Whaaaa whaa whaaaa.... :crying::crying::crying: You obviously don't get what marriage is all about.

Who's the babe in your avatar?

He made an effort, but it was never as close as the score hinted at. I enjoyed watching Texas fight back, but the truth is, 'Bama was never at risk of losing. Their D was just too tight. And don't give Gilbert all the credit, either. He was throwing to Texas receivers and tight ends; the same...

Are you kidding? If tonight showed anything it's the dominance of 'Bama's defense. They were rock solid. Boise St, while a great team, couldn't compete for a minute with that D. And Ingram would run willy nilly over the Broncos. If that game happened, I'd pick 'Bama 47, BSU 3.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but when a clueless fuckhead calls me a flamer? Doesn't mean much. Sorry Champ, no bueno. Blind rage? Ha. Don't flatter yourself. Try nauseated annoyance. I've dealt with simple minded Eurotrash like you for years, and one thing always rings true of your ilk; you're...

Fuck that. He totally betrayed her. She has every right to slice his balls off. I hope she sucks his bank account dry. Fuck him.

Well, I was cheering for 'Bama (no dog in the fight, but close friend graduated from 'Bama, so...) but I have to say, my memory of the game will be the fierce come from behind, almost-win by Texas. What an effort! Cheers to the Tide for a great win, but cheers too to Texas. Star QB goes down the...

The only embarrassment is you, to the human race. Honestly, your pseudointellectual nonsense is repugnant. Grow up, and get a life.

This board is being overrun by morons...

Welcome aboard? I've been a member longer than you have, ass.

All, except the Os at each end, which make up half the word, but hey, who's counting... :D (Hope ya know I'm just busting your balls. Your Buckeyes jobbed my Ducks so bad; what else do I have?)

If that's true, then everyone's motioning H-M-C-A in nightclubs? Riiiggghhhttt...... Does this mean I can pick my nose and say I'm making the symbol for Pi?

Kinda puts a whole new spin on "Roll Tide" doesn't it?

o-Y-A-o? Huh? How on Earth did Oregon lose to a team who's fans can't even spell their school's name correctly? :D

Blah blah blah blah blah. Nothing but Eurotrash, pseudointellectual, rhetorical vomit. You have no basis for any of your drivel, no supporting foundation. You're nothing more than another malcontent grasping at straws, desperately trying to bolster what you know is an untenable, baseless belief...

No, I take you about as seriously as a wad of toilet paper I wipe my ass with, which honestly, is a rather good analogue for you, now that I think about it.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... Do you even have the slightest awareness of what a gigantic fucking dumbass you make yourself look like? Seriously. Nobody takes you seriously. You're a complete joke. Everyone laughs at your raging ignorance. Get a clue, monkey boy; you're the village idiot who no-one...

Stupidest. Post. Ever.

Ooooooohhhhhh. Gotcha. Sorry 'bout that. :o

Ya know, I never did. Probably should get around to it some day.

Really... People in China prefer to be called Asian-American. You don't get out much, do you?

I think the world has an entirely ass backwards, and erroneous, view of the average American. In truth, the average American isn't much different from the average German or the average Brit or the average Chinaman or the average Russian or.... You get the point. We're all just people, and...

That post just set the Gold Standard for the new decade going forward. Perfection. And awesomely fucking funny! :D

Not really. Second hand and anecdotal evidence is never reliable or acceptable in reasoned debate.

Gangfucked in all holes by a herd of Mexican donkeys, then fisted by a gorilla, finishing with a scat, piss and bukkake marathon led by Greg's tranny clowns. :rolleyes:

Duh. Sorry. There would definitely need to be an AZ game. Good enough for the Super Bowl, good enough for the PAC. Drop Colorado and the UNLV/SDSU and I'm game. Damn that would be awesome. We have such a shitty TV deal.

Only someone who watches a lot of Fox News and can list examples of Fox misreporting situations, and what the actual, opposing situation is, has any justification in saying things like this. So, either you watch Fox a lot (and therefore are a hypocrite) or, you're full of shit. I can guess...

They are? WTF? That play was sheer genius, and so beautifully executed that it should make every football highlight reel ever. The kicker threw a gorgeous pass, in the face of a defender, and made the completion to keep the drive, and win, alive. That whole situation was exactly why football is...

"You'd think your cum would taste more like your Dad's."

It's the PAC-10, as in Pacific, as in region. It isn't the PAC OCEAN-10. And, Pullman is less than a day's drive (about eight hours) to the beach. Phoenix and Tucson aren't much further. Anyhow, I was just making a snarky comment. After our dismal bowl season, it's all we have.

At least the PAC-10 can count...

I'm all for facts, and if HELLDOUCHER ever presented any or engaged in anything other than spineless baiting and flaming, I'd listen. Unfortunately, however, he never does anything productive, or even marginally intelligent. If ever there was a troll, HELLDOUCHER is it. Read a few of his posts...

If only there were actually any NeoCons on these boards. Better yet, if only you'd take your head out of your ass and learn what a NeoCon actually is.

I don't know, but let's make seventeen more threads about it. A whole day almost went by without a new Miss Freeones thread for everyone to repeat themselves in. :rolleyes:

Ignore HELLDOUCHER, Sarge. He's a knuckle dragging lefty troll who's only reason for posting is to rile people up. Just pass him by. He's not worth the time.

Re: If you had to let a porn-star make you cum, but couldn't have sex, how'd you do i I'd either tit fuck Ava Devine until her boobs caught on fire or have Wifey jack me off onto her face while Gianna Michaels plays with my nuts. That work?

Yeah, that'd make for great Marines. "Excuse me, but if you don't mind, I need to kill you now. Please..." :rolleyes:

Tiger's Best Eighteen Holes.

Semper fi, Devil Dog! Welcome to the boards!

Agree; finger up the butt.

Damn I miss that whore. Wish she'd come back. Porn without Ava is like pie without filling.

Not to be a Negative Nancy or anything, but you do realize that: A) Nobody gets rich starring in porn, and B) The porn world is crawling with smoking hot, gorgeous women already, don't you? Jenna Jameson is an exception to the rule when it comes to making it big. Most of these girls make a...