New member, SgtMarine reporting to duty

[whoremaker]

Semper fi, Devil Dog! Welcome to the boards!

 

[whoremaker]

I think the Marines need to start teaching humility etiquette

Yeah, that'd make for great Marines. "Excuse me, but if you don't mind, I need to kill you now. Please..."

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Yeah, that'd make for great Marines. "Excuse me, but if you don't mind, I need to kill you now. Please..."

Yeah, but just try to imagine SgtMarine trying to order coffee without trying to kill the coffee machine. :dunno:

 

[drf]

You've got balls my friend, I respect the hell out of The Marine Corps and what you guys do, so welcome to Freeones and enjoy! :hatsoff:

 

[SgtMarine]

rep for that one.

and as for the gun/rifle/dick associations... last rifle I fired was .223, the last gun was 105mm, and the only thing I'd fuck my wife with is attached to me and not stinking of cordite and gun oil.

Ah you must be have been Arty in the Corps or a Red Leg in the Army. We use the M102 also, mainly for firing salutes.

Only two words come to mind after reading this post:

HOO RAH!!!

Welcome to Free Ones. We need more people like yourself who are proud and willing to serve our great country. Semper Fi. :thumbsup:

Semper fi, Devil Dog! Welcome to the boards!

It;s OORAH, no need for the H at all. Don;t worry I am proud of my country and Corps.

Yeah, but just try to imagine SgtMarine trying to order coffee without trying to kill the coffee machine. :dunno:

SgtMarine does not "order" coffee, SgtMarine yells "Coffee, NOW MAGGOT" and the coffee pours itself.

You've got balls my friend, I respect the hell out of The Marine Corps and what you guys do, so welcome to Freeones and enjoy! :hatsoff:

:hatsoff:

Stay tuned for the SgtMarine weekly Moto thread!

 

[jod0565]

Wow.
A very popular member from the get go.
Do we know you already?

 

[Philbert]

That sounds too much like Communism to me.

:shy:

Communism?!?!?!?Communism?!?!?!?:rofl2:
It's the MILITARY, son...what, are you 13; and sneaking on the FOs board when your parents aren't looking?:rofl:

 

[Philbert]

Yeah, but just try to imagine SgtMarine trying to order coffee without trying to kill the coffee machine. :dunno:

No problem...:
"You will dispense coffee, maggot!"
DON"T CALL ME SIR, I WORK FOR A LIVING!!!"
This coffee tastes like shit!!! I WILL rip your head off and piss down your throat!!!

(slurp...)

 

[SgtMarine]

Wow.
A very popular member from the get go.
Do we know you already?

You might know me.

I am the man that stood up for America when she was kicked in the face. I am a hard chargin, beer drinking, pussy chasing, Corps to the bone, unPc, United States Marine!

I am an 100% red, white and blue American and PROUD of it!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I think SgtMarine is the result of a high school science project gone wrong. Someone took a DNA sample from Colt as he lay dead after fighting Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon and jasonk282 when he wasn't looking. After mixing them and nursing the creation with Red Bull, we have SgtMarine.

:dunno:

Either that or he is an attempt by the army to create a new Captain America with attitude.

 

[JordanRules]

Welcome Sarge! :hatsoff:

 

[Philbert]

I think SgtMarine is the result of a high school science project gone wrong. Someone took a DNA sample from Colt as he lay dead after fighting Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon and jasonk282 when he wasn't looking. After mixing them and nursing the creation with Red Bull, we have SgtMarine.

:dunno:

Either that or he is an attempt by the army to create a new Captain America with attitude.

Where do you get this silly stuff?
You claim service in Afghanistan; were you a REMF or a truck driver ?
You never once met a Marine? :eek:
They aren't Army...

Love ya, jasonk282...you know what I mean.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Where do you get this silly stuff?
You claim service in Afghanistan; were you a REMF or a truck driver ?
You never once met a Marine? :eek:
They aren't Army...

Love ya, jasonk282...you know what I mean.

Are you taking me seriously? Wow.

I'm Canadian, so forgive me if I have few stories about the marines. And forgive the cultural difference, were Canadians say army and Americans say navy, air force, marines, etc.

 

[SgtMarine]

Where do you get this silly stuff?
You claim service in Afghanistan; were you a REMF or a truck driver ?
You never once met a Marine? :eek:
They aren't Army...

Love ya, jasonk282...you know what I mean.

Are you taking me seriously? Wow.

I'm Canadian, so forgive me if I have few stories about the marines. And forgive the cultural difference, were Canadians say army and Americans say navy, air force, marines, etc.

Hey now Apples and Oranges, no harm no foul. We are all on the same side.

SgtMarine might be a science project gone wrong. You all can thank DI Lewis for that.

 

[MyspacePornstar]

LMFAO, this might be the first non porn thread I subscribe to.

:rofl:

 

[D-rock]

SgtMarine loves God, Country, Corps.

SgtMarine hates bleeding heart liberal asshats that think they are going a great service to this country.

I find this ironic and amusing.

He must be a fan of the angry vengeful version of God some people seem to made up for themselves. :1orglaugh

 

[jasonk282]

I find this ironic and amusing.

He must be a fan of the angry vengeful version of God some people seem to made up for themselves. :1orglaugh

Maybe he is Jewish:dunno:

 

[sporty_carr]

SgtMarine does not "order" coffee, SgtMarine yells "Coffee, NOW MAGGOT" and the coffee pours itself.


Stay tuned for the SgtMarine weekly Moto thread!

And he even promotes himself! :1orglaugh

sporty_carr already thinks SgtMarine is awesome and wants to thank him for his service to our country. :hatsoff:

Now on to a serious question. Are you by chance any relation to Master Chief?

 

[BigSwede]

There is a big difference

"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....

My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace."

My gun is what I use to fuck chicks with.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Oh is he now, too bad we all know what Army stands for:

Arn't Real Marines Yet.:thefinger

OMG hahaha thats so funny except for why would they want to be Marines when we all know what Marine stands for...

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential.



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