What's the strangest thing you or a partner has said after sex?

[JordanRules]

"Go back to sleep, I'll be done in a minute." I kid, I kid.

Seriously, I can't think of anything that would even compare to the other things you guys have posted. Funny shit. Although, once after sex I recall calling the young lady I was with, Kami. Even though her name was Kristy. Kristy was my ex. Let's just say, Kami/Kristy didn't end up spending the night. Or returning my calls. Ooops.

 

[Skyraider22]

i want to shake your hand!

I don't

 

[shaggydude]

"I'm the devil. Now kindly undo these straps!"

 

[gunslingingbird]

"Do you take credit cards?"

 

[whoremaker]

"Got any floss? I've got carpet fibers stuck in my teeth."

 

[gunslingingbird]

"What was your name again?"

 

[lechepicha]

damn! i forgot to paid the (water, energy, etc) bill!

 

[blake]

"Once you go Blake, you never go back."

 

[gunslingingbird]

"I've had a rash on my crotch for the past few days."

 

[GregCentauro]

Is it in already?

 

[lechepicha]

Is it in already?

:rofl:

:rofl2:

i'd rep you if i could :hatsoff:

POTW no doubt. :thumbsup:

 

[gunslingingbird]

"Oh, shit! My husband's home!"

 

[Montrealman]

"Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

:thumbsup:

That's it?

Ouch.

I once got from my girlfriend ''I don't think we should make love anymore until we're married''. Needless to say, we're engaged....AND we're still doing it! :nanner:

 

[mrtrebus]

"Marry me". &, for once, I am not kidding! :eek:

 

[on]

"Move! I'm going to be sick!"

 

[sdj374]

"I don't accept bills larger than a $20"