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    And thank you for the cool pic!

    And thank you for the cool pic!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Shining
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    Some Actor I Never Heard of Cuts His Mom's Head Off!

    Hmm ... A 3-foot long samurai sword? Strong possibility he was reciting the King James version of Ezekiel 25:17 too.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Return of the Vampire (1944)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    John Carpenter's The Fog
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    Best Comic Book Movie(s) To Date?

    Please do. And let me know what you think! :glugglug:
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    Green Latern First Trailer

    Oh, he's still scheduled to play Deadpool somewhere down the line. Marvel and DC universe characters are covered as far as Reynolds goes. So watch out Image! Evans has shot his wad all over Marvel, and has yet to take the DC plunge, but you know ... Aquaman is still available.
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    Best Comic Book Movie(s) To Date?

    The Rocketeer A History of Violence Spider-Man 2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990 Batman 1989 The Dark Knight Akira
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    Dancing with the Stars... Rigged??

    Haven't watched since Stacy Keibler was on the show, and coincidentally I haven't gone Han Solo on Darth Vader's head quite as vigorously on anything on network television since.
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    Green Latern First Trailer

    Outside of it becoming irritating seeing the same actors constantly being cast in comic book movies (hey there Chris Evans), I'm not too worried about Reynolds. Hal's been written as a cocky, egocentric, overconfident ladies man for a number of years now. So I'm pretty sure he can pull that off...
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    have u ever taste ur own cum

    Is that you, Mark Davis???
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Young Frankenstein
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    Green Latern First Trailer

    Snyder scores points just by ditching the Donnerverse-continuity. :clap: :computer:
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    Green Latern First Trailer

    Looks a shitload better than that Entertainment Tonight footage that was shown. http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad32/TheSoapMonkey/sinestro.jpg *EDIT* Do not hotlink. And Sinestro looks outstanding!
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    Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed penis

    Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe Ah, was wondering where Dr. Crane went off to.
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    whos willing to fuck me in my a**Hole

    Only with a sling blade. Some people call it a Kaiser blade though. Whichever you prefer.
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    The New Megan Fox

    Once she appears in a live action M.A.S.K. movie, then she'll be the new Megan Fox. Not very difficult really.
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    Bush cricket testicle size clue to promiscuous mating

    14% huh? Get that cricket some wrestling tights, pronto. It's got the GRAPEFRUITS!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Crossing Guard
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    Zip Fly or Button Fly Jeans

    Zipper most of the time. Unless I'm spending the weekend selling artificial hymens to the Amish (plastic bags filled with... oh well, fake blood), then buttons.
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    Evil-looking giant frog pictured eating tiny rodent alive

    Just wait till that frog gets ahold of some mutagen.
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    I was just laid off reccently...

    That or the dreaded state budget cuts. Which affected the state medical workers, military, ect ect.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Warriors Original version. Not the 'director's cut'.
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    I was just laid off reccently...

    Was laid off, then called back 4 days later. :dunno:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    An American Werewolf in London "A naked american man stole my balloons."
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    The DVR is set!
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    Chica's Halloween Treat!

    You truly are a wonder, Wonder Woman! :bowdown:
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    Batman 3 Gets New Title

    As much of a Harley Quinn fan that I am, I have to say I'm really indifferent on Harley appearing in this "Dark Knight Boner" sequel. Mainly due to the fact that whatever plans for Heath's Joker returning have been nixed. Which I think would make Harley's inclusion feel a bit forced. We really...
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    Batman 3 Gets New Title

    :facepalm: Well, other than perhaps Catwoman, a lesser known villain is going to have to be what they go with since it's now apparent the Riddler won't be used, and we already knew Nolan has no interest in incorporating Penguin or Mr. Freeze into the third film. But there are indeed options...
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    Batman 3 Gets New Title

    It also suggests that because of TDK's success, "The Dark Knight" had to be in the title again. So when the inevitable reboot happens, "The Dark Knight Begins" will likely be a title candidate. ;)
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    Batman 3 Gets New Title

    Figured "The Dark Knight" was going to remain in the title, and "The Dark Knight Rises" is indeed a pretty shoddy title, but it wasn't completely unexpected. Guess "The Dark Knight Returns" was off the table? :D As far as the Riddler goes, I'm kinda disappointed with that decision, but...
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    Charlie Sheen Hospitalized After Trashing Hotel Room

    Well, Charlie is very consistent if anything else. He's basically the Hollywood version of pro wrestler Scott Hall. :glugglug:
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    Halloween costumes NOT to wear. Ever.

    Some weren't so bad, and I I'm pretty sure I'm jerking off to #12 at some point today.
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    Why do you guys love cumshot on girls?

    Change things up a bit. Squirting liquid ivory soap on her gets repetitive after awhile.
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    What is the scariest movie/movies you have ever seen?

    Surburban Commando
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    john Holmes

    He especially had trouble once he started with the nose candy, which essentially ended his career since he became undependable as a cocksman. I think that hilarious documentary Exhausted was an attempt at a comeback, but apparently he was coked out of his fucking mind during the making of it...
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    Elvira spoofs Christine O'Donnell

    Heh. :D Still love those tits. :spin:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho (1960)
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    'Batman 3' Villain Role to Be Given to Tom Hardy

    I think I would be more for Hugo Strange than Black Mask being a villain in Batman 3. Despite a limited amount of appearances, Strange was definately one of Batman's better villains to come out of the Golden Age rogues gallery.
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    'Batman 3' Villain Role to Be Given to Tom Hardy

    :clap: Which was a pretty much foregone conclusion considering who was specifically called attention to at the end of Batman Begins. :cool:
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    'Batman 3' Villain Role to Be Given to Tom Hardy

    Solid addition to the future sequel, but I've read he might be anyone from the Riddler, to Black Mask, to even Killer Croc (which I really doubt but stranger things have happened).
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    Classic Porn Stars: What Would You Change?

    This.:dito:
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    Would you bang Helen Mirren?

    You may rely on it.
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    Ever jerked off to a cartoon character?

    Well there is Stripperella. :yinyang:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Specialist James Woods gives an entertaining performance in this, and Sharon Stone looks outstanding. Everything else is bleh.
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    Japanzilla says, "Being a fat fuck is illegal"!

    L1hqHo6lyUU No more sumo. :updown:
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    Ever jerked off to a cartoon character?

    Guilty. I'm pretty sure I played around with the ol' frankfurter while watching "Cool World" a few times too.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)
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