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Wowzers! You're just too alluring for words, Chica.

Sounds like the foundation for a decent educational cartoon.

Jethro

We're happily married, and currently reside in Titty Hill England.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Tease. :D

Now I got a fucking six foot erection with a giant cheeseburger on the end of it after reading all of that. Which is all YOUR fault, Blueballs

I've heard of the theory that Blueballs causes SpaceAIDS, but wasn't too sure. Now I Know!

AIDS Super AIDS Now we got AIDS hiding in bone marrow. What's next!?! Bizarro AIDS? :eek:

The Shadow "The Shadow knows!" :D

Mr. Mom

Batman 1989 The Rocketeer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Batman Returns Hulk Spider-Man 2 Batman Begins The Incredible Hulk The Dark Knight

Just walk on over and say, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!" See what happens.

That one is simply outstanding! :bowdown: :D

Never smoked. Though if the opportunity ever presented itself where I could blow smoke rings with Minya on Monster Island, I may actually develop a quite a nasty habit there. :thumbsup:

Come on. Not everyone can make solid predictions of the future like, Criswell!

Really? Never knew that. :updown:

You got a Joker vote. Signed, sealed, and delivered. :D

Taxi Driver You're only as healthy as you feel. :D

I would watch mrtrebus masturbate while I masturbated from afar making animal noises.

Super Mario Bros. 3 Mike Tyson's Punch Out! & of course, Batman (which coincided with the 1989 film, and proved that a good Batman game could get produced waaaaay before Batman: Arkham Asylum) With SNES, I would say Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time would definately be right up...

Bud Fox And yes, I would be quoting Gordon Gekko nonstop. "Well you take it, right in the ass you scumbag cocksucker!" :)

You want my briefcase? Fine. I'll get it for you, ok. Here's my briefcase! Here's my briefcase!!!!

The Shining Jack Nicholson + a Axe = Good times!

Harsh Times

No problemo!

:rofl2:

Strawberries. "What's that you say? They are out of season? Ok. I'll wait."

Comic Book Villains It's a comedy about two comic book store owners fighting over a large comic book collection. Not a great movie, but it has it's moments and I've always liked it. Finally bought the DVD for cheap recently. :D

Public Enemies

I would be spending more time in the tub masturbating while making various animal noises.

That and possibly pick up Reading Rainbow as a sponsor.

Petra! :yesyes:

And Hepatitis C'd. :( :( :(

Rumor Has It Well, it was quite bland you see.

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Captain America 1990 Not too exciting, but it's been awhile since I viewed it. Reminds me of the days where Marvel's only live action success was held by the Bixby/Ferrigno Incredible Hulk. Which went on for quite awhile.

Better than "The Situation". :hatsoff:

The Rocketeer Good movie, and Mmmmmm ... Jennifer Connelly! :yummie:

The undetermined story of some elderly woman going into the ER when a potato she used as a pessary begins sprouting in her vagina would probably be the weirdest thing. :dunno:

I plan on sitting in my living room naked, watching Zombi Holocaust, and eating a cheeseburger. :turnturn:

Chica, as always, everything is outstanding!!! :yesyes:

You just know Wilmer will brag about his numerous raunchy sexcapades of fucking John Mayer while insulting his mother on Howard Stern. It's a given.

RAMBO: First Blood Part II

I had no idea who he was until every tabloid magazine had him and Jennifer Aniston on the cover each and every fucking week. And this shit went on for months and months ... and months. :rolleyes: Personally, I think John needs to just go ahead and hook up with Wilmer Valderrama in order to do...

1. Twilight Zone 2. The Outer Limits 3. Lost in Space 4. V

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Only with Clam Chowder Soup. Yummy!

Nice post. I've always had a fascination with Sharks and this is just incredible. Also, the way Killer Whales strategically hunt sting rays was also amazing to see.