Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed penis

[Ulysses31]

Now we know what George Bush was on

Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed penis in his wake


A Bulgarian has racked up a lengthy list of drug-induced felonies after being given drugs that were promised to ‘guarantee a good time.’

On a slow day in Bulgaria Angel Atanasov decided to take some drugs with a friend.

What followed was a drug-addled rampage of immense proportions.

The following statement by a police spokesman details a comprehensive list of the man’s crazed trail of destruction:

‘First he cut-off a piece of his penis, and when his father came to help him he sliced off his father's ear.

‘He then ran into the road partially naked and bleeding, where he jumped into a car owned by a young woman who was unloading the trunk and drove off.

‘He went through a red light and crashed into a motorcycle before leaping out of the car and running to a nearby farm where he tried to batter down the door.

‘When that failed he ran down the back of the house and tried to set fire to a haystack.’

The statement continues:

‘He then stabbed a lamb to death before stripping off his remaining clothes and stealing an axe which he then ran off with completely naked.

‘When police closed in, he climbed up a high-voltage cable and was blasted with several thousand volts.’

It would seem this put an end to Atanasov’s rampage as he was arrested soon after.

Atanasov was said to have been taking drugs with a friend in Pazardzhik, a city in the southeast of the capital Sofia, because they were bored.

He is now fighting for his life in intensive care.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/847267...m-and-severed-penis-in-his-wake#ixzz15O4VzDAB

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

Lamb sex sure is kinky over there.

 

[STDiva]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

Pft. That's a regular Wednesday night for me.

 

[tiger1977]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

He should sue the dealer he got the drugs from. And also the manufacturer of them, as well.

 

[Spleen]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

God dammit, what drug was it, man? I must find out!

That is quite possibly the most epic drug rampage I have ever heard of. I wish it was on film.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

I can't help but feel that on some level it was worth it for the size of the bender and the sharability of the story.

 

[The Joker]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

Ah, was wondering where Dr. Crane went off to.

 

[Facetious]

Re: Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed pe

Jaysus Uly! Save some for tomorrow........ what are you trying to do, desensitize us from everything?
Really, and then what are we gonna do with or to ourselves, seek even greater extremes, is that whatcha want? :nono:

Just . . . Careful with that gas can there! . . . Savor!