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    Planet of the Apes scenario

    Classic doomsday scenario, though Avian influenza got alot of hype (and lovely tv movies!) for a short while.
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    Planet of the Apes scenario

    This happened a long time ago in Gotham City.
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    Grant Morrison: my Supergods from the age of the superhero

    Yeah, Swamp Thing seems to be getting a bit of a push since Brightest Day.
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    I jerked off and watched porn for most of the day

    Check into it. Nothing builds self-esteem and self-confidence like accomplishment.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Back to the Future Part II
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    I need to find what I can put in my asshole while masturbating tonight

    Illegal fireworks that you’re bringing home from Mexico.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Wall Street
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    Spidey? Nothing a can of Raid won't take care of.
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    favorite cereal...?

    I'm down with Cap’n Horatio Magellan Crunch, and his crusade in “crunch-a-tizing” those evil cereal-stealing bastard pirates.
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    Elvira, mistress of the dark porn parody???

    Oh, I would have absolutely loved to have seen a Elvira porn starring Christy Canyon when she was in her prime. *sigh*
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    Here's a worthwhile teaser ... BUT not just any teaser .... The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer .... BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES STYLE!!! :batman: :batman: :batman: :nanner: 9EjSlqNACts
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    :clap:
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    Burglars snorted man's ashes, thought it was cocaine

    What a bunch of simpleton's. How dumb do you have to be to think that some lady stores huge amounts of cocaine in 2 urns on her mantle? :rofl2:
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    I think I know what's pulling it.
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    Some teaser screengrabs. And a loop of the Batman/Bane scene for good measure.
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    Teaser has finally been *officially* released. :batman: :batman: :batman: MJru9JwJY5U
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    What's your favourite sport?

    That's what I would want to be doing right now if I wasn't here. :clap:
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    Frogs

    and BADASS!
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    What's your favourite sport?

    Dwarf throwing.
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    What is the appeal of women with large breasts?

    This appeals to me. Bravo! :clap:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Paper Great cast, movie itself was so-so. Definately not Ron Howard's best, though Michael Keaton gives a good performance!
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    :brick:
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    Wow. That's some logic there! Instead of trading posts back and forth in one thread, we should have gone for two. AND look less stupid! Nah, that's ok. Some people wouldn't understand a backhanded (it definately was intended that way!) compliment if it was staring them right in the face. *sigh*
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    What Some Former Pornstars are up to

    Ah, thanks. Interesting to think about, but if Harry Reams can do it, don't see why not Ashlyn. Would much rather her show me around property anyways.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Shawshank Redemption It was time to take a look at this one again. :)
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    My oh my, now you're bringing up what predates what. As if that has any merit on why your other thread was even being made referenced in the first place. :facepalm:
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    Yup. Sure did! Read it twice actually, and it still screams of post whoring, but thankfully you're finally catching on and figured out that condensing down to a single thread for trailers, so other's could comment of course and post videos in that they are interested in, is much more, shall we...
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    So you make a thread for a trailer just to say you don't want to watch it? Er. Hmmm. Welll .... Ok. Makes perfect sense in a post whore world. :facepalm: :lame:
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    Oh, that's right. You're above that. The guy who made a fucking thread for the trailer. :eeew: :rofl2:
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    Martin Scorsese Jumping on the 3D Bandwagon

    3D is just another gimmick that Hollywood will gladly, and happily, extend until it doesn't generate profit anymore. Which will be a quarter to never, as Hollywood isn't going to leave a fucking dime behind.
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    What Some Former Pornstars are up to

    I've always wondered whatever happened to Ashlyn Gere???
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    Fixed. If the bitching about Transformers 3 taught us anything, pretty safe bet. :brick:
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    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    I think the Rob Bottin practical special effects in the Carpenter movie are amazing, and have stood up well. Much better than an overuse of CGI. :sleep:
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    Hottest vintage porn star

    Christy Canyon Kay Parker
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    Re: Dark Knight Rises Teaser Poster Probably not going to be up for long, but here's the leaked version of the teaser TRAILER ..... UmwcQsy5d4o
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Hobo with a Shotgun Funny as fuck, and lots of violence. Can't go wrong!
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    Transformers 3 Was Awesome!!!

    No. Despite her character being written out pretty much exactly like Elizabeth Shue's character in The Karate Kid Part II, the new girl pretty much did the same thing. Which was provide that deer in the headlights stare in slow motion shots while shit is exploding all around her.
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    The Dark Knight Rises Thread

    And here it is .....
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    Wrestling babes

    Yeah, I would totally eat that ass. :2 cents:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    X-Men First Class Might actually go see this one again.
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    Would rep ya back if I could bro. Thanks!

    Would rep ya back if I could bro. Thanks!
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    Who has the best personality?

    Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? Nina Mercedez has always exhibited a delightful personality, and of course the fact she's a fan of comic books certainly makes her more intriguing to a particular contingent of porn masturbaters.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Donnie Brasco "I don't know, how the fuck you knew, that was a fugazi!"
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    My favorite porn star

    Pocket pool. Lot's and lot's of pocket pool. Especially during the drive back home to come to grips with myself.
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    Kay Parker Site

    I've read alot of complaints over the quality of the video in the DVD's. Personally, I've only made one purchase, and that was a picture CD of Kay photos. No complaints there, but again never bothered with DVD's since I already have a fairly extensive Parker collection already.
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    Randy “Macho Man” Savage Dies in Car Accident

    Greatest. Elbow. Drop. Ever. RIP, Macho Man!
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    Favorite Toy/Toys when you were a kid?

    DC Comics Super Powers Marvel Comics Secret Wars Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles G.I. Joe He-Man School Principals Peter North Signature Dildo Ghost Busters
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    Echo Valley dies

    Rip
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