Halloween costumes NOT to wear. Ever.

[~~whimsy~~]

What's so wrong with the female Darth Vader?

Now the Michael Jackson one, I feel sorry for that relationship.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist.html

 

[BlueBalls]

#5 :banana:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Okay 5 to 1 really suck!


Mmm sexy Chinese takeout! flylicker

Sexy small child is on that list? Nikki was a baby last year! She looked adorable! :lovecoupl And pebbles looks really cute, too. Actually a few of them do!

 

[Johan]

This years, halloween was at the MTV VMA

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[Spleen]

All of those are pretty original costumes and would be a pleasant surprise to see, instead of the usual vampire/zombie/sexy maid bullshit.

I'm a huge fan of cracked, but that list failed miserably.

I saw a guy at a halloween shindig dressed as Fritzl, now THAT you should not ever do.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Those costumes were absolutely atrocious.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Worst thing I ever saw at a costume party was someone dressed as Hitler. Apparently this guy had thought that his costume was so clever it would negate any disgust towards the subject.

Needless to say, he spent the night by himself and left early.

 

[LukeEl]

What about the Sexy Kotex costume?

 

[GregCentauro]

Woohoo! My "Sexy Turd in a Wok" costume is not on the list. Phew!

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[dp93]

well the Papa Smurf aint so bad lol

 

[316sherm]

#11
Doesn't look too bad to me
:dunno:
:rubbel:

 

[Sashe]

I saw one person at a Halloween party wears a costume which resemble Joan of Ark and Mother Teresa. That costume is the most beautiful among all the costumes which were worn by all those people in that party.

 

[hiropro]

Some are pretty awful but at least it makes a change from the usual boring ones.

 

[Justanothergirl]

I like the sexy Barbie in a box. Nice!

 

[xfire]

#4 could be a Flava Flav if it came with a clock on a chain.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I like the sexy Barbie in a box. Nice!

But you can't use your arms in that box!

Wait...now that I think of it.... :love-smi:

Ha, now you can't defend yourself against me, Jgirl! :lovecoupl

 

[cbc_rules]

I remember reading this article yesterday on cracked. That chinese take-out one is amazing. There is another article on there about disturbing costumes, and the top one was a male blow up doll costume. The barbie costume was clever...shouldn't have been on that list.

But this year I will be hitting the streets of Toronto for the whole weekend dressed as Cobra Commander.

 

[bobjustbob]

Okay, If it wasn't for so much photoshop shit the piece would have been good. Do it right folks. Make it real. In US baseball you can only bunt foul on your first 2 strikes. On the third strike you can swing and foul it off and get another swing. Bunt foul on the third strike and you are out. Cracked couldn't take the full swing.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Woohoo! My "Sexy Turd in a Wok" costume is not on the list. Phew!

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LMFAOOOOO we were laughing about this costume so hard in my chatroom last nite!!! The official name for the costume is "poo poo platter", play on words for "bo bo platter" methinks. So fucking funny. Other honorable mentions from last nite were:

Dept of Erections:

http://i.s.shopwiki.com/i/data/300x...nNwZmlsZXMvcGhvdG9zL0ZXMTEzMS0yVC5qcGc===.jpg

Longuini and Meatballs:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/311Qag6svbL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

and Anita Waxin :

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/grandmaspoils_2129_58837593
:1orglaugh ahhhh I love it!

 

[The Joker]

Some weren't so bad, and I I'm pretty sure I'm jerking off to #12 at some point today.