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  1. The Joker

    Homey don't play that! Homey the Clown!

    I remember alot of kids wearing Homey shirts in grade school. Always figured a Homey the Clown movie would get made. I mean, fucking Stuart Smalley got a movie but not the clown that doesn't mess around? :facepalm: ... You know what? FUCK the MAN. :2 cents:
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    The New Superman "Man of Steel" reboot director is....

    I wouldn't doubt he's the new Zod now. :eek: :cthulhu:
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    Who Is Your Favorite Female Comic Book Hero/Character?

    Fucking classic! :D As far as the topic of discussion goes: Wonder Woman Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) Power Girl Emma Frost Ms. Marvel Vampirella Harley Quinn Polaris Cavewoman She-Hulk Oh, and that Brandy chick from Liberty Meadows. :bowdown:
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    What have you learned from watching porn?

    How to fix the cable.
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    When Did "She's Fine!" Turn Into "She's Hot!"?

    "She's a dime!" "Fuck that. She's a quarter!" :nanner: ... ... ... :dunno:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Hitcher (1986) Rutger Hauer was outstanding in this!
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    Kevin Smith

    I like Clerks and Mallrats, the rest is watchable to bleh. Like Joss Whedon, I prefer Smith's comic book work over any directorial efforts he's had in the past 10 years and counting.
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    Do You Use Pillows While Sleeping ?

    I use a pillow made of concrete. Oh, Feelin' maybe I'll see a little better, set a days, ooh yeah. Even Flow.
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    Whos the best big tit porn star of all time ??

    Definately Christy Canyon. She's responsible for ALOT (and I mean ALOT) of ejaculated Joker splooge in the past 20 years. :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Insider
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    Christina Hendricks vs Megan Fox

    And yet another way she trumps Megan Fox.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Blood Diamond
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    Christina Hendricks vs Megan Fox

    Christina Those curves are just outstanding.
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    what motto do you live your life by?

    ECW! ECW! ECW! Rep for you. :dunno: :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Cat People (1982)
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    Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total stranger

    Re: Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total strang And nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Halloween II (1981)
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    'Jaws' crowned King of the Burrito

    This time it's Viva la raza ... :dunno:
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    what motto do you live your life by?

    Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Taxi Driver You're only as healthy as you feel.
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    which would you rather see eradicated, cancer or AIDS?

    Cancer. James Woods then could finally have a smoke since joining with Quitters, Inc. Maybe.
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    Husband Indicted For Allowing Wife to be Eaten Alive by Maggots (Ohio)

    That's harrowing, and completely fucked up.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Back to the Future: Part II Shark still looks fake.
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    The truth about orgasms... are you ready?

    So pigs have 30 minute orgasms? That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Elephant Man (1980)
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    Rooney caught again with hookers

    The American Bandstand theme had better been playing in the background.
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    Rooney caught again with hookers

    8 wives, and 1000's of prostitutes later, the guy is truly an inspiration. And yes, he should have been cast as Fallout Boy.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Mortal Thoughts Decent movie co-starring Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (waaay before she started getting porked by the Punked guy). :)
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    Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total stranger

    Re: Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total strang Bring back the classics of the Middle Ages. http://www.oddee.com/item_96596.aspx "Fuck cable, this shit got to be on Pay Per View!" - George Carlin :)
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    Today is 9-02-10

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    Do you watch DVD commentaries?

    If it's a movie I really like, sure. I'll sit thru a commentary or two to find out more about it. Sometimes the info given can be interesting, and depending on who's giving the commentary, entertaining as well. One of my favourites is definately Paul Thomas Anderson's commentary for Boogie Nights.
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    Avatar XXX

    Hmm ... I think I'll skip gift cards for friends and family members this Christmas and get 'em this instead.
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    High school kid planned to blow up school to 'become world's most infamous sociopath'

    Re: High school kid planned to blow up school to 'become world's most infamous sociop That town deserves a better class of sociopath. :facepalm:
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    Lennon's toilet sells for $14,740 at UK auction

    So now the buyer can listen to "Help!" in style while everyone else is shit out of luck?
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Alyssa Alps
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    Is Doggy Style Degrading???

    But if you go this route, make sure the whore's name isn't 'Ginger' who has a friend named 'Sarah' hanging out some club called Tech-Noir. Otherwise, you may find yourself fighting a losing battle with a T-800 model 101 while she's completely oblivious to your compromised situation all because...
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    Would you rather...

    Death I suppose. I mean, I usually tend to find myself alone in the dark smiling and masturbating right when Arnie (Keith Gordon) proposes a toast of "Death to the shitters of the world of 1979!" during one of my viewings of Christine.
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    Is Doggy Style Degrading???

    I think she may have some odd intimacy issues. As in she might think in her mind that any position that doesn't involve eye contact, is essentially resulting in you using her as a sex object. Which possibly can explain why she's so bent on eye contact the ENTIRE time you two 'make love'. But...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    L.A. Confidential
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    Anytime! :turnturn:

    Anytime! :turnturn:
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    whats your favorite sex position ?

    Hamster style But I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster style anymore.
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    Leave me alone, Hollywood!!!

    JAWS The Shawshank Redemption Robocop Ghostbusters Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Rocky Dirty Harry & The Terminator
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Basketball Diaries (1995)
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    The devil came down to freeones...

    God has a thing about pulling the strings. 8b_zIy97FyE And everyone knows the Devil rides elevator's with M. Night Shyamalan, sooo .....
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Frankenstein vs. The Wolf Man Entertaining enough, but damn ... Bela really got screwed by Universal by cutting out his lines, and any references to the Monster being blind.
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    How do I ejaculate all I got?

    Can of Popeye's spinach, followed up with a teaspoon of Elmer's Glue.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Piranha 3D Lots of boobs, and tons of gore. But to me, the best part was Richard Dreyfuss' cameo.
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    Are you one of the 25% men that travel with a stuffed animal?

    I'm always with my Q-Bert stuffed doll while generally swearing all fucking day if that counts.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Dracula (1931) Lugosi's still my favourite Dracula.
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