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  1. Ace Bandage

    Subway Have Removed Ham and Bacon From Their Menus to Appease Muslims!

    It's not like they're changing all of the Subways. They're doing it to appease the specific religious beliefs of the folks who visit those stores. That seems like a sound business strategy to me. Subway is in the business of making money. Pleasing the people who give you money makes sense to me...
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    I'm trying to find this porn video on the internet. Can anyone help me out there?

    Found it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119217/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I have to also say that the newest bunch of NXT guys and gals are very talented... but their gimmicks are horseshit. 1. Rusev - big, powerful dude. The big anti-American Russian nationalist (from Bulgaria no less) would have fit in perfectly in the 1984, Cold War era WWF. But he's not going to...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Re: WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread I absolutely hate the breakup of The Shield. They beat Evolution in the two previous PPV. They would have had a one man advantage with Batista's departure. How does it make any goddamn sense for Rollins to leave the dominant young group to join the...
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    Battle of the Legends!

    So you created this poll to gauge which of the 4 porn star legends is the most popular? Is that the point here? And you felt that the 15 or so people (on a good day) who would vote in your poll would give you a better answer than the years of empirical evidence gathered by the FreeOnes database...
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    adult forum

    The irony is thick with this one... writing about intelligence whilst using the wrong form of their and adding a superfluous comma before the conjunction. You only need the comma if you're separating two independent clauses. Just sayin'...
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    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Natural Breasts... Lindsey Pelas (click to enlarge)
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    Yes, the better team won, unfortunately. Great series though. Helluva lot of fun to watch.
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    Bree Olson: Future XRCO Hall-of-Famer, or not?

    Dude has a great ass. I'd hit... er, vote for that.
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    Bree Olson: Future XRCO Hall-of-Famer, or not?

    It's a made up, fairy tale HOF like everything else you fucking post about. It doesn't exist. It doesn't fucking matter. It's stupid. One day, I hope you get ran over by a snow plow, attacked by ravenous wolverines, doused in gasoline, and set on fire. That would be awesome. And it would prevent...
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    Toews and Kane will be the difference in game 7 at the UC. No way the Hawks are losing on home ice with a chance at the finals on the line. They've made it all the way back from down 3-1. Remember what happened the last time they were in this same situation last year? Short version, it ended...
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    do you any of you cum in your hands when you jack off?

    Yes, I let semen fall onto my hardwood floors. Really brings out the color. Occasionally, I'll spray some all over the walls too.
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    Patrick. Fucking. Kane. That is all.
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    Wow, it's a real shame that somebody had to lose that hockey game. What a fucking blast to watch. That overtime period was twenty minutes of edge of your seat action. Hoping they can force game 7 back at the UC with a win in LA. Still a tough road ahead...
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    Except for last year against Detroit... when they were down 3-1. :D Hawks have been out played since the third period of game 2. Kings have been the better team, no doubt about it. Chicago is capable of turning it around, but it's really hard to win 3 in a row in this league. I hope they can do...
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    [SOLVED] Two girls from the main page

    Thanks. You both win one free Internet today... or hookers and cocaine. Nah, rep works. You get that.
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    [SOLVED] Two girls from the main page

    Just curious... I don't know either one.
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    All Things Motorsport

    That was sort of the point. Quite a few drivers had a chance to win. I realistically could have seen any of them ending up in victory lane. This isn't Monaco where you just had to figure out whether it was going to be Rosberg or Hamilton. This was a competitive race. And it was a helluva lot of...
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    The best uniforms in sports

    Blackhawks home uniform Chargers powder blue uniforms
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    All Things Motorsport

    Tomorrow is my favorite day of the year. It's the Indy 500. :D I'll be rooting mostly for Marco Andretti and Graham Rahal. I'd be happy with any American driver winning the race (except for Kurt Busch). I also don't want to see JPM in victory lane. If I had to pick a winner, I'd go with Scott...
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    Rock Paper Balls

    Is this what poor people do for fun?
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    No, not really. They aren't fucking jerseys. It's hockey. They're fucking sweaters. 1. I doubt they're hockey fans. 2. Why would I give a fuck if Bri did a Blackhawks shoot? Not everyone is alarmingly obsessed with her like you are.
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    need help with screenshot of video

    1. Pause the video at the desired moment. 2. Press the print screen button. 3. Open up any image editing software program (i.e. paint, Photoshop) and paste the image. 4. Crop the picture as you see fit. 5. Save it as a jpeg or png. 6. You can now upload this to any file hosting website...
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Let's go Hawks! No girls right now. It's fucking playoff hockey, brah...
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    Let's play TOP THAT PIC!

    Why is wmonbear posting under a different user name? And why did he think that anyone would take his thread seriously? Here's Captain Serious, the best captain in the NHL. You cannot top this picture. Checkmate.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    WWE is missing CM Punk more than ever right now. I would mark the fuck out if he came back. To be honest, I'm not really that upset Bryan is going to be out. He's been in a holding pattern since he won the title. They don't know how to book him and can't figure out who he should be feuding...
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    The butt hurt is strong with this one... :D Yeah, either him or Toews will be the Conn Smythe trophy winner when they hoist the Stanley Cup again.
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    Sexy partyclothes

    I don't know if you're a troll or just retarded, but would you kindly fuck off and stop posting. Maybe go jump on a trampoline beneath rotating helicopter blades or take a bath with all of your kitchen appliances. Also, your threads suck ass. And so does your face.
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    Nutrition Facts

    Nobody is going vegan. Have you tried bacon? Or a nice medium rare steak? That's what awesome tastes like. Nothing comes close.
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    Is it true that Lisa Ann had rectal prolapse and hemorrhoids

    Awesome thread, mike. :facepalm: Rectal prolapse, hemorrhoids, and two links to banned websites. You're on a roll.
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    :wave: Good to see you again.

    :wave: Good to see you again.
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    Pictures of girls holding their tops open to show you their boobs

    Ali Rose (click to enlarge)
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    Squatting Girls in heels (front view)

    Ali Rose (click to enlarge)
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    Nutrition Facts

    Here's 10 hours of Darth Vader breathing. Watch the whole video.
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    Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick

    I just recently made a post about missing whimsy... Aw, fuck that guy. :D
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    All Things Motorsport

    Went to the inaugural Grand Prix of Indianapolis and loved it. Paid $25 to see four races, and it was totally worth it. All four races were competitive and exciting. The crowd was also much bigger than what I expected it to be. Just an awesome day overall. The only blemish on the day was the...
  37. Ace Bandage

    Who is your favorite team to win the super bowl

    Indianapolis Colts. I am not biased.
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    Squatting Girls in heels (front view)

    Lindsey Pelas (click to enlarge)
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    Which movie? Please need help

    That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting. You're welcome.
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    >>> FreeOnes has a new Team Member! Come in and say hi!

    I'm not saying hi. I'm not welcoming anyone. You're not the boss of me. I'll try to send a cock photo. Going to be really difficult to zoom out far enough to get it all in the picture though...
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    Wht do you think about when you rub it out?

    ^^ And PirateKing, BlueBalls, and whimsy. :(
  42. Ace Bandage

    NFL 2014 Draft

    Anybody else enjoy watching Manziel fall in the draft? It makes me giggle...
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    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    Yeah, like how that Michael Jordan guy probably doesn't know shit about basketball, but he owns the Bobcats...
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    Let me introduce myself

    What's that? You're from France? You should know where I'm from...
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    10 Scientific Reasons You Should Be Eating More Eggs

    Aha! That's why my dick is tiny. I never eat any eggs... Wait, what?
  46. Ace Bandage

    I Flipped a Coin Today...

    :sing: Heads, Carolina Tails, California. Somewhere greener, somewhere warmer. Up in the mountains, down by the ocean. Where? It don't matter, as long as we're goin' Somewhere together. I've got a quarter. Heads, Carolina Tails, California. :sing: What? I know some country too... don't fucking...
  47. Ace Bandage

    Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick

    I don't mind when people do this at the back of a large parking lot like Wal-Mart or the supermarket. But if you're taking up two spots in a busy parking lot, I'm parking as close to you as possible and door banging the shit out of your car. It's just a car. You're not special. Get over yourself.
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    Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick

    I used to key cars in college. They made students park way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere. So when I had to walk twenty minutes to class in the rain or snow, I would get angry at cars that had different parking permits and were allowed to park closer. On more than a few occasions, I...
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