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  1. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    1. Rock, Hogan, and Austin was epic. If I had only seen that last night, it was worth the subscription to the Network. 2. I wish the Shield had more air time last night. But they were fighting the NAO so I was okay with a squash mash. I loved them during the Attitude Era, but they can go the...
  2. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    ^^ Totally agree on Styles. On all points. Sting appearing at WM has been floating around since January. I would not be surprised either way. I think it would be a great swan song for him and Undertaker to meet at WM 31. One epic match between the two and then have both call it a career...
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    If you knew someone was committing a crime...

    It's staggering what some of you would put up with in your neighborhood. You must live in some pretty shitty neighborhoods if you're okay with drug dealers (I don't give a fuck what they're selling - drugs are drugs) conducting their business on your street corners. If I see any sort of...
  4. Ace Bandage

    :rolleyes: Yeah, I'm aware.

    :rolleyes: Yeah, I'm aware.
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    Why Are People So Fucking Stupid?

    There's a difference between being exciting and being fucking stupid. I enjoy skydiving. There's an inherent risk involved, but I'm working with trained professionals and the risk of injury is quite low. Jumping off a building like the guy in the video is just fucking stupid. The risk of not...
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    If you knew someone was committing a crime...

    If it's in my neighborhood, absolutely I would. I don't want those undesirables in my neighborhood. I would have no problem ratting them out.
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    in 52 years old of playboy, which is the Best Centerfold ?

    Agreed. Very disconcerting. I hope that was Sara Jean Underwood... because that's the correct answer.
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    2014 MLB Thread

    Samardzija threw an absolute gem today. It's a shame that the offense couldn't give him any support. 0-14 with RISP is not going to win many baseball games. Bonifacio looked good at the plate with four hits in his Cubs debut. But he's a little reckless on the base path. I enjoyed today's game...
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    Your initial reaction to this photo....

    Yes, surely the six seconds it took to vote in your poll could have been spent elsewhere. What a colossal waste of time that was. Fuck, the entire day is gone. I'm not trying to get into your head. What an overinflated sense of self you must have. Why would I want to be inside your head...
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    I pay for Playboy Plus. I'll damn sure post the pics wherever the fuck I want.

    I pay for Playboy Plus. I'll damn sure post the pics wherever the fuck I want.
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    Your initial reaction to this photo....

    Yes, they would, Scooter. Because people know you like to post nude photographs of women and then ramble on about the artistic merit of the subject matter. So when we noticed that you posted another poll thread, we popped in to vote for the answer that would annoy the fuck out of you. Mission...
  12. Ace Bandage

    Your initial reaction to this photo....

    More like people voted "not impressed at all" because they're tired of your stupid fucking polls.
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    Why do porn videos with Keni Styles (Asian dude) always get very bad ratings on all porn channels?

    Like how he's also a bad driver but is probably great at math?
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    I love watching porn where a Latino looking guy fucks a White girl, any out there other than Nacho?

    That made me giggle. It was also a good idea to show us what White folks look like...
  15. Ace Bandage

    What would you like?

    Very sexy pictures, thank you. I cannot decide which one I like better. I would not be opposed to that... :D
  16. Ace Bandage

    What would you like?

    Sheer stockings would be great. No preference on skirts... whatever is short. You'd probably be a better judge of which one would be sexiest so I'll leave it up to you.
  17. Ace Bandage

    What would you like?

    I would like to see you in a topless photo with thigh high socks, a skirt, glasses, and angry/mad face. Assuming of course that you have those items. If not, improvise. Please and thank you. :D Side note: this thread is full of awesome. You win the Internet today.
  18. Ace Bandage

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    I have litrally been singing this song all day long.
  19. Ace Bandage

    2014 MLB Thread

    Yasiel Puig makes me hate the Dodgers. Why? A couple reasons: 1. He's stupid on the bases. Nothing irks me more than selfish base running. Especially when you're costing your team runs by trying to advance when you don't have a chance. This isn't youth baseball. 2. He won't practice the...
  20. Ace Bandage

    What 2 categories would YOU like to see added to Miss FreeOnes?

    Is there still the option to not have the contest? You know, since it's like winning prom queen in high school - it's all just a popularity contest. I'd vote for not having it at all. Sign me up.
  21. Ace Bandage

    Tony Stewart, you mouthy fat bastard, NEVER take the King's name in vain!

    Sports Illustrated posted Danica's selfie a few weeks ago in its Thursday throwback pictures. It was obviously never posted or published until they put it up. Apparently, the photo was taken in 2008. SI has since removed the picture. Why it took them six years to figure out that her nipple was...
  22. Ace Bandage

    Mauled to Death or Die by Nuke?

    Even in a post about being mauled to death or dying by nuclear weapons, zdenka manages to work in a big dick reference. You need help. You poor needle dick bastard.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Wht do you think about when you rub it out?

    Abolishing the designated hitter rule.
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    Girls... what do u do if a stranger touches u?

    Why are men gallivanting around and touching women in this scenario? In what universe is it okay to touch a woman you don't know? Anyone that does this deserves a swift kick in the dick.
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    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    Well, the only way you can increase your pay as a public school teacher in the state of Indiana is by doing well on your evaluations. The old system of tying pay raises to years of experience and degrees is out the window. If you're not evaluated as an effective teacher, you're not getting a...
  26. Ace Bandage

    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    Your kids probably attend an expensive private school. Most of them probably have successful parents. And the bigger correlation there is between socioeconomic status and academic performance. Kids from better backgrounds gets better grades. That's a sad but true fact. While some of their...
  27. Ace Bandage

    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    What the fuck could I have possibly been wrong about? Was I wrong about Latin being a dead language? Are they speaking it somewhere that I'm unaware of? Was I wrong about it being extremely intricate and considerably more difficult than English to master? Was I wrong that it would be pointless...
  28. Ace Bandage

    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    As usual, you lack the mental faculties to engage in an intelligent conversation and resort to the childish strategy of posting images as a means of deflecting attention away from your own fucking stupidity. Well done, Will. Allow me to reply in a way that you can comprehend? I was not...
  29. Ace Bandage

    United Steaks of America

    That is... surprisingly accurate. You'll never have a better pork tenderloin sandwich than the ones they serve at the Indiana State Fair. Fact.
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    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    Never mind that it's a highly intricate and inflected dead language with seven noun cases (we only have one for possessives and numbers), three distinct genders (we don't use genders with our nouns in English), and six verb tenses (we have two in English). Sure, that seems simple to learn...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    I was taught cursive writing in 4th grade. We practiced the hell out of it for two years. When I reached 6th grade, nobody gave a fuck how you wrote anything anymore. You could use print or cursive, it didn't matter. In high school, same story. If you wanted to print, go for it. Why did I spend...
  32. Ace Bandage

    Video Fansigns

    "Ace, you're a level 55 Jedi Sage... that's so fucking hot." EDIT: Where's my goddamn video? :mad:
  33. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Love Reigns as well. I'd have season tickets to what you described above. I'm a fan of all three shield members. Ambrose is the best talker, Rollins is the best worker, Reigns has the it factor. We've seen Shield v Wyatts twice as of late, and that's still not enough. They put on fantastic...
  34. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I heard that Piper wants to do a Piper's Pit segment with Hogan. Sort of an homage to or commemoration of the first WrestleMania's main event. I think that would be all right. Hot Rod is one of the all-time best heels and talkers in wrestling history. Hogan's schtick is tired and worn out but...
  35. Ace Bandage

    questions

    1. Why did you choose your username ? It doesn't have any meaning. 2. What do you look at when you see a woman/man ? Face, legs. 3. Where are you from ? USA 4. What do you like about Freeones ? The spirited discussions... and the trolls. 5. whose your favourite person on Freeones ? Myself. 6...
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    What hair products do you use?

    2 in 1 conditioner and shampoo for men. None of that girly, fruity smelling shit. Styling paste. It takes me less than 30 seconds to do my hair in the morning. Because I'm a dude, and it shouldn't take that long to get ready.
  37. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I'm pretty sure they're only putting DB in the title match as a way to placate the fans so that they don't completely hijack the last match on the card. The plan all along has been Orton v. Batista, but WWE did not anticipate that everyone would boo Batista out of the building at the RR and...
  38. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The stipulation in Bryan v. Triple H makes the outcome of the match a foregone conclusion. That definitely lowers my interest in the match... more so than it already was anyway. Batista will win the title at WM. Somebody will end up screwing DB at the end. They're going to drag out Bryan chasing...
  39. Ace Bandage

    Copyright Stupidity

    The Greeks should have copyrighted democracy. "I'm afraid you can't have a government for the people, by the people. We own that. You'll have to think of something else." This should be mandatory for people who sing it poorly or try too add their own spin to it. If you're going to fuck up...
  40. Ace Bandage

    Exclusive Archived FreeOnes Interview with Sabrina Deep!

    Nope, that didn't work either. :dunno: Try uploading like five at a time. I hear that works best.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Long Distance Moving? Advice?

    ^^ In my dreams, I lead a whole caravan of trebuchets up to my local Comcast office and demand fair, consistent pricing or else. Even when they cave in, we still raze the building to the ground.
  42. Ace Bandage

    All Things Motorsport

    Kurt Bush is going to try the double in Indy and Charlotte this year. He'll be running an IndyCar for Andretti who finished 2nd, 3rd, and 4th in the Indy 500 last year. Personally, I don't care for him, but I hope he does well simply because he's giving it a try. I hope this leads to Hornish...
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    Long Distance Moving? Advice?

    1. If you live in town, have a yard sale with everything you don't want to take. The more that you get rid of now, the easier your move will be. Sell old furniture, clothes, electronics, and appliances. Anything really. You'd be surprised what people will buy if you price it reasonably. 2. Get...
  44. Ace Bandage

    Tony Stewart, you mouthy fat bastard, NEVER take the King's name in vain!

    As much as I like The Mayor, his three victories were also complemented by six finishes of 20th or worse. And when your series is only 26 deep at most races, that's bad. Agreed, he's a much more aggressive driver than Danica ever was. He's either feast or famine it seems. Rey you touched on it...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Relationship Help

    There isn't anything tougher emotionally than admitting when a serious relationship has reached its end. The hardest thing to do is let go. But I think that's where you're at. There is not really any profound advice to be had here. Take what you have learned and apply it to your next...
  46. Ace Bandage

    Who is your favorite pornstar?

    Wow, those are some awful looking tits. And were her face and stomach mauled by a wolverine in the second picture? Jesus, what a train wreck...
  47. Ace Bandage

    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    We're supposed to get 10 inches on Sunday. That likely means we won't have school. Again. They're discussing adding days at the end of the year or having Saturday school. I vote for neither. I'm not going to school after Memorial Day, and I'm not coming in on a Saturday. That is why I horde my...
  48. Ace Bandage

    Should certain men be STERILIZED?

    People who cannot figure out which form of you're/your or their/there/they're to use should be sterilized and shot... and if necessary shot again.
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    Would you rather

    Christ, I hope that never happens... :D
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