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  1. Ace Bandage

    All Things Motorsport

    It'll be great to see Jacques back in action at IMS. He finished 2nd and 1st in his only careers starts there. It'll be tough for him to challenge for a win though. IndyCar is very competitive right now.
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    Would you rather

    I've already seen the Hawks win 2 Stanley Cups in the last 4 years so naturally I'd take the Olympic gold. Not that it's ever going to happen... fucking Canada. Side note: I'd take a Cubs World Series victory over everything. Seriously, I'd happily watch my other favorite teams have losing...
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    Tony Stewart, you mouthy fat bastard, NEVER take the King's name in vain!

    She has 7 top tens in 4 years in IndyCar. She's never been higher than 13th in points. Simona has no business trying to make it in F1. Yeah, she's such a true racer, much more so than Danica... who had 63 top tens in 7 years and finished in the top ten in points 5 times. Or we could compare...
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    What are you watching right now?

    Season 4 of Parks and Recreation.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    And I'm of the opinion that rewarding a guy who has been as over as Bryan has for the last eight months with a match against Triple H at the biggest show of the year would be a huge letdown. I don't want to see Bryan wrestle a part timer at WM. I want to see him win the goddamn title. Wrestling...
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    First Sexual Experience Gifs

    First handjob in my '96 Pontiac Sunfire went a little something like this...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Watching the pre-show on my phone because the WWE network isn't loading on Xbox 360. :( It's launch day so I'm giving them some latitude, but they better fix their shit...
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    What are you watching right now?

    This.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Shield vs. Wyatts far exceeded the hype. Those are six fucking talented wrestlers. Unbelievable match. I would watch those two teams square off every night. Incredible chemistry. The chamber match and the rest of the night will be a letdown by comparison. It's called sports entertainment...
  10. Ace Bandage

    Itunes Horror

    I'll never understand why people don't manage their library. If you're like me, you have a bunch of songs you don't listen too anymore but still keep around for nostalgia sake (i.e. not really into Chingy anymore now that I've graduated college). So if I don't want a song to play (i.e. Balla...
  11. Ace Bandage

    As a kid what meal did you beg for?

    As a kid, we ate our meals as a family every night (except for Friday when we went out to eat). Mom was a damn good cook too. It'd be hard to narrow it down to one favorite childhood meal. Probably either meatloaf or cube steak (with brown gravy and mushrooms) for the main meal. Homemade mashed...
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    Tony Stewart, you mouthy fat bastard, NEVER take the King's name in vain!

    Mears is one of the best American open wheel drivers of all-time. A.J. was successful in sprint cars, open wheel, stock cars, and endurance racing. There isn't anybody I'd take over A.J. Foyt.
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    Skin Diamond vs. Sasha Grey: Battle of Legends!

    I voted for all 4 options because fuck you. Not really sure who these two are, and I just like to watch the world burn.
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    Pick 5 porns stars and quick.

    Why the fuck would I want 5 women with me for the rest of my life? That better be a huge fucking island. Can I just have one? Give me Whitney Westgate, and you can take the rest.
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    Tony Stewart, you mouthy fat bastard, NEVER take the King's name in vain!

    Re: Tony Stewart, you mouthy fat bastard, NEVER take The King's name in vain! I hate Danica as much as the next guy. But she started go-karting at the age of 10 and moved to England at age 16 in order to keep racing. So she did spend her early life involved with racing. To suggest otherwise is...
  16. Ace Bandage

    Can't find an old movie?

    That sounds almost exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    I've been humming this all goddamn day...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    If AJ is going to drop the strap, it should be to Tamina. Then have her feud with Paige or Emma. There are rumblings of RVD vs. Y2J at WM XXX. WWE has been more interested in signing Y2J (who has not signed due to creative issues) now that CM Punk is not in the fold. I would enjoy a match...
  19. Ace Bandage

    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Lindsey Pelas... they're real, and they're spectacular. (click to enlarge)
  20. Ace Bandage

    Chill Out Music

    ^^ Eh, not really my style. This is 8 minutes of relaxation,
  21. Ace Bandage

    Tattoos on tits...

    What about this one? You can't see it straight on, only from the back. (click to enlarge)
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    A question for porn actresses here. Do guy need to be buff to be in porn?

    I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
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    Great Lesbian Pics / The Best Lesbian pic of all time / Post your best lesbian pics here!

    Don't Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan automatically win? I mean it's fucking Padmé and Rachel Jensen together. Is there a hotter pairing than that?
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    Comcast to buy Time Warner Cable. Internet Monopoly?

    Eh, thinking that people might pay $300 a month for cable service is a bit idiotic. Common sense should tell you that figure is too high. If I'm going to pay that much, they better be sending someone out my house to blowjob me on a regular basis.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Has anyone seen Ender's Game? I have it, but I'm terrified of watching it. I don't want to be disappointed. The first two books in that series are both among my top favorite books of all-time. If the film doesn't do the book justice, I'm going to be very sad face.
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    Comcast to buy Time Warner Cable. Internet Monopoly?

    I'm in a market where I am forced to get Comcast if I want cable Internet. There aren't any other providers. Right now, they don't offer any Internet only packages. My only option was to get Internet and basic cable (13 channels, not in HD) for $39.99. I'm probably going to get the HD package...
  27. Ace Bandage

    YouTube deleted my channel, Siri's Porn Star Diary, for no reason! :(

    No, it's not possible. You're not getting it. 1. When you create an account, you agree to their terms and conditions. One of which being that they can ban you, remove your videos, and delete your channel without warning. You've already agreed to that. Google basically did what they told you...
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    will asain defeat aemrica

    Did you mean how many stupid people are in America? Admittedly, there are quite a few. As someone else pointed out, this is the only time you spelled Asian correctly (minus the capital A). Also, this forum is based out of The Netherlands. It's not an American forum. Sop yeah, not sure where...
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    YouTube deleted my channel, Siri's Porn Star Diary, for no reason! :(

    You think it's a good idea to sue them, really? On what grounds? Closing an account? Good luck with that. Your case would never reach trial. Google has a terms of service. I'm sure her channel was closed for a violation of some part of it. Also, within the terms and conditions, you'll find this...
  30. Ace Bandage

    Netflix's House of Cards

    Netflix is always recommending it to me as something that I l would probably like, but I haven't seen it yet. I do like Kevin Spacey and political dramas so it seems like a good match. Right now I'm watching Boardwalk Empire, Parks and Recreation, and Bates Motel. Once I finish one of them...
  31. Ace Bandage

    If you could recieve a blowjob from any mainstream actress who would it be?

    I'll go with Aubrey Plaza. Sexy, funny, awkward, I love everything about her...
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    What are your plans for Valentines day?

    No date this year for V-Day. Actually feels sorta lame... :( On the bright side, I'm not paying an outrageous amount for dinner, a massage, and a spa treatment. So there's that. I'll probably just watch Boardwalk Empire and cry myself to sleep. You know, typical Friday night stuff. Oh yeah, my...
  33. Ace Bandage

    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    It's still at least -10 every morning when I wake up. :mad: We've had two hour delays when it's been -12 and -14 but not when it was -10 and -18. So yeah, I don't really don't get it. Some days I think it's just arbitrary...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Would hard-knuckle motorcycle gloves work for fighting?

    I wouldn't know. :dunno: I normally just shoot the people who annoy me. Mostly the poor and the homeless.
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    Phightin’ Photos: Hall of Fame Multi-Model bout! (2nd round)

    It used to be against the board rules to post pictures from Playboy. If it still is can we ban and/or shoot him? I swear to Xenu, if he posts this made up SPAN bullshit again, I'm going to punch him in the ovaries. These pictures don't have any artistic merit. They're just photos of naked...
  36. Ace Bandage

    What kind of underwear do you wear?

    Definitely boxers. I've tried boxer briefs, but they weren't as comfortable. Side note: boyshorts are super sexy on ladies.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Re: WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread Triple H is a multi-time champion, but he's never been a big draw on his own. As Jim Cornette once said ""He's the guy who works with the guy that draws the money." And let's face it, if he hadn't married into the family, he'd still be mid card for...
  38. Ace Bandage

    Would you like a fansign from Katie?

    Sure, this guy would. Say something about the Cubs and I can use it for my avatar... rather than use that awful mascot. :D
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    Coca-Cola Super Bowl Ad: Un-American?

    People need something to rail against in life. We all need mortal enemies and villains to crusade against. I can't think of anyone better than Coca Cola.
  40. Ace Bandage

    is sleep sex possible?

    Girls generally dislike waking up to someone sticking a dick inside them or trying to fuck them while they sleep. I just don't see that going over well. Why don't you try lightly kissing her ear, cheek, neck, and then start working your way down. Bring her out of sleep gradually. If she's into...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Skin Diamond vs. Jessie Rogers: First ever “Double Poll“!

    I voted for all four options. Because fuck you.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Rivalry Movies

    Brian's Song is a pretty good example. Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers start out as rivals playing the same position and become good friends over time.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Well, logic would dictate that Bryan get the victory. Unfortunately, WWE creative isn't always logical... And just to show that I'm not completely full of shit: :D...
  45. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I think Punk is legitimately done. His contract is up in July, and he probably wasn't going to re-sign with the company. The only box he hasn't ticked in his career is to main event WM. And it doesn't look like that's going to happen now. Plus, Triple H was going to pick up the win at WM if he...
  46. Ace Bandage

    the new key captcha is impossible with a mouse!!!! it is too sensitive and impossible

    Why don't you write down your fucking password, Scooter? Maybe that would solve the problem. I'm sure they'd hate to loose members over something like this. But if it keeps fucktards like you from logging in, it's seems like a pretty good system.
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