10 Scientific Reasons You Should Be Eating More Eggs

Luxman

#TRE45ON
I can attest - eggs do all those things, though I don't know about making your penis bigger. But with more protein and more muscle you can be a bigger dick.

For real though, when I'm on low carb high protein, eggs are a staple of my diet.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Aha! That's why my dick is tiny. I never eat any eggs...

Wait, what?
 
Some years ago, I had to get a lot of protein in me, so I ate a couple of HUNDRED eggs in one month. Yes, that was traumatizing. But hey, I didn't die! :D
 

Mayhem

Banned
This is interesting. I eat eggs, but I've bought into the whole "watch out for the cholesterol" thing, so I've limited my intake. If all this is true then maybe I can increase a bit. Another benefit of eggs is they are really cheap and someone close always has them on sale.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Eggs? Oh, hell yea. A week on the counter, still good. 6 weeks in the fridge? Still good. If a hen can sit on her egg for 2 weeks and produce a chick then that's all of the science that I need. From chick to egg laying is about 5 months. Food forever. Chickens and feed are the first things I'll be having ready for the zombie apocalypse.
 

gravure

Banned
Watch the movie "COOL HAND LUKE" starring paul newman. As a convict he ate 100 hard boiled eggs to win a contest.
He went on to win Oscars, money and his own salad dressing line of food procucts
 

gravure

Banned
Watch the movie "COOL HAND LUKE" starring paul newman. As a convict he ate 100 hard boiled eggs to win a contest.
He went on to win Oscars, money and his own salad dressing line of food procucts
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Watch the movie "COOL HAND LUKE" starring paul newman. As a convict he ate 100 hard boiled eggs to win a contest.
He went on to win Oscars, money and his own salad dressing line of food procucts

Just for the record, it was 50 eggs, not 100:


Any true Paul Newman fan would know this so I think it was quite appropriate that you have been given the ban hammer as a result. :thumbsup:
 
Looks like egg sales are low......all this 'super food' stuff is pure marketing. There are health benefits from eating most kinds of natural, unprocessed foods, so a balanced diet is more important at the end of the day. Eating 1 kind of food lots doesn't make you Superman, so it's not a super food!

I also like how it makes no mention of choosing between free range and caged eggs. How cares where they come from as long as they taste good eh?! Bottom line, its all about the money. Ka-ching!
 
Fun trivia: Egg is a nickname for penises and testicles in Finland!

Yeah I don't why we call penises eggs either... >_<
 
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