Cos I hadn't made a new one. The one I have now is from a contest I held years ago. Kimmy is still my fave and one and only.
Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick
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Cos I hadn't made a new one. The one I have now is from a contest I held years ago. Kimmy is still my fave and one and only.
A girl at work bought a 2013 camaro and double parks in the employee area where spots are limited. She's a real piece of shit. Well someone clipped front end and damn near tore the whole wheel well panel thing off and took off. Normally I'd be disgusted someone could do this, but it happened to a shit person, so good on them.
People need to realize that by taking two spots, you're probably increasing your risk of damage than if you parked like a normal, decent human being. And if someone dings your door it's definitely cheaper than a scratch the length of your car, and if you're lucky, the person who dinged your door might stick around and pay for repairs. That will not be the case if you take two spots.
Don't be an asshole. You're not better than anybody else because you bought a car you probably can't afford and you don't deserve more than anybody else.
Oh hey whimsy! Good to see you.
People need to realize that by taking two spots, you're probably increasing your risk of damage than if you parked like a normal, decent human being. And if someone dings your door it's definitely cheaper than a scratch the length of your car, and if you're lucky, the person who dinged your door might stick around and pay for repairs. That will not be the case if you take two spots.
Don't be an asshole. You're not better than anybody else because you bought a car you probably can't afford and you don't deserve more than anybody else.
Oh hey whimsy! Good to see you.
I make my wife a wonderful breakfast consisting of scrabbled eggs, wheat toast, and cut up strawberries. While I'm making the eggs I put a dash of salt and a dash of pepper a little bit of milk and sometimes some cheddar cheese. I then pour a tall glass of milk and serve her the breakfast. Here is the think though, she hates pepper. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You piece of shit.
Be passive aggressive. :wave:
Cars, LOL. We had come to a stop yesterday evening in the (single lane) high street in my sleepy little town, just waiting for traffic to slow for a second so we could turn right into a side street, and some prick in a BMW mounts the curb to go around us on the left and keep going because they couldn't wait the 30 seconds or so it took before we could turn. And there was me thinking all the bellends that used to drive BMWs had switched to Audis, because everyone in Britain knows that BMW drivers are pricks with more money than sense who can't drive properly. At least, that's how it works over here.
Anyhoo, just to be a prick I sometimes stir Vanilla Bear's Orange Goo Goo with my cock.
As you can imagine, he just hates when I taste like oranges.
Anyhoo, just to be a prick I sometimes stir Vanilla Bear's Orange Goo Goo with my cock.
As you can imagine, he just hates when I taste like oranges.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I just recently made a post about missing whimsy...
Aw, fuck that guy.
Aw, fuck that guy.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
I can only assume that, this means, your car didn't act like an inconsiderate jack ass. so it should not pay the price, thru vandalism If that is the case, make no mistake, if I see you doing it, or know who you are, I will call you on it. If that leads to something...well, then what's gonna happen, will happen. But make no mistake, if you're gonna be a dick...I'll treat you that way.
Are you serious? That's what you've got for me? You know Will, I've seen you make some posts I've agreed with, and I remember a time when you would post some well thought out responses. And I get that some people fuck with you, so you poke the bear back, and do stupid shit like this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>, but you what? Really, if you don't have the brains to express yourself to me, or the balls to tell me to shut the fuck up, and go fuck myself.....do the board a favor, and just not make the post. Seriously, the funny has ended
You sound like one of those wound up dudes who sit at their computer while wearing a camouflage flak jacket and post on message boards.
Take a break from here, go outside, the weather is getting nice.
Calm down, Bro.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I really like to look at fancy cars whether they be a Mercedes, Jaguar, or more pricey. Unfortunately, with all the insecure people around getting one might not be wise. Turn your back and they'll intentionally scratch your vehicle getting paint on a key that they will never have on any car they will ever own. I recently bought a 2014 GMC Sierra SLT Z71 to have a nice luxury vehicle and to not bait losers to damage my property.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You sound like one of those wound up dudes who sit at their computer while wearing a camouflage flak jacket and post on message boards.
Take a break from here, go outside, the weather is getting nice.
Calm down, Bro.
Really? You sound like one of those inconsiderate clowns, that thinks people should cater to his needs, just because you feel privileged enough to deserve it. Fact is, I get plenty of fresh air...especially when I'm out on my Harley. Usually the close calls I have, and the non driving fucktards I cross paths with, drive Audi, BMW, Mercedes....or some assclown hood rat, with a set of 24" rims, and a 1000watt stereo , all crammed into a $500 beater. And make no mistake, I'm as calm as I need to be...maybe you should try and be less like will e douche bag, and try and think about others. Maybe park that car in the very farthest spot you can...no one cars if you take 2 in the south 40, but if you do it in a prime location, I WILL pry that every window gets smashed, your fuel tank filled with water, and the words "GO FUCK YOURSELF" carved into the hood of your car.
For any of you that care to know, an allen wrench does the best job.....2 nice parallel gouges, evenly spaced, and down to the metal.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
A spray-bottle with trans fluid in it also does wonders....
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
You shouldn't "pry". People don't like it.
BTW....If this above post of your lunacy that I quoted isn't proof enough that you should take a break from here, I don't possibly know what does?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I may or may not have started a new Asshat of the Year nomination thread just to include Will.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?773622-ASSHAT-OF-THE-YEAR-nomination-time-bitches!
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?773622-ASSHAT-OF-THE-YEAR-nomination-time-bitches!
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You shouldn't "pry". People don't like it.
BTW....If this above post of your lunacy that I quoted isn't proof enough that you should take a break from here, I don't possibly know what does?
Oh goody. Not only are you a self entitled, selfish prick, you're our new grammar, and spelling Nazi. If my misspelled words, are how you determine someones need for a "break", half this board should be on holiday. Personally, I call it justice, when someone like you gets what they deserve....I PRAY for it.
And thanks to the spineless little bitch, that hasn't got the balls to post in the thread, but can still find time to negatively rep me. I guess he's to busy in far more important threads....like "which 2 babes to choose", and "party clothes". Asshole probably takes 2 spaces too.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
You shouldn't "pry". People don't like it.
BTW....If this above post of your lunacy that I quoted isn't proof enough that you should take a break from here, I don't possibly know what does?
:1orglaugh
He's going to jail soon anyway.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Take off after a red light very slowly if I'm the first car at the intersection.
Just love seeing people weave and get mad as you will see them at the next red light.
Just love seeing people weave and get mad as you will see them at the next red light.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Ok there, Charles Bronson....
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guy. It's will that prays for mass murder, and death. I'm sure he's busy praying that there's mass shootings in parking lots, so you and your ilk, have plenty of parking. You know he would never pray for that sort of thing, at the Audi plant....you two are cut from the same pile of stupid.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
My ex-wife had this notion that eggs were to be stored in those little pockets on the door (because that's why the refrigerator makers put them there) and pointed up because they won't wobble. As much as I tried to convince her otherwise, it was how her mothers always does it so therefore, God spoken truth. Would I cave in? Hell no, I turned it into a little pissing contest. When we would come home from shopping I would put egg carton on the bottom shelf and buried it. She'd bark out, "You know where they belong!" I'd tell her, "Right there where I put them." She wouldn't give in. She'd huff and puff pulling those eggs out and put them into those little holes on the door. I'd buy eggs before she got home just to listen to her bitch when she found the carton in that forbidden place. "Hey, they were on sale and I couldn't pass them up (hee hee hee)." I was so bad that I'd occasionally flip one over pointy side down at home and at her mom's.
