NFL '16 Season Thread

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[sean miguel]

The baby was crying because he was surrounded by Eagles fans.

 

[The Yak]

Last Sunday without football

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Last Sunday without football

Can't wait. Wonder what kind of week Bradford will have. No illusions of him being competent in that offense for a few weeks, maybe, but IIRC Norv Turner's the OC there, and he's coached a QB or two. That's an intriguing team to me this year. And does Bradford's agent represent working stiffs? 'Cuz that dude's a fucking wizard - how the fuck, with that body of work and injury history is this guy still considered of that value?

 

[The Yak]

One more day.

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Bozo. I mean, great talent - franchise , but all I can see is Bozo. Anyone proclaiming themselves a cultural icon at, what, 22? Damned to an eternity of asshattery. If he can just keep it together for a half year, he might be able to redeem his SB bedshitting. That's the thing about kids today, soft when it matters.

 

[The Yak]

football is back!!!!!!

 

[sean miguel]

So the first game of the season is in the books.

The Broncos are on pace to go 16-0 whereas the Panthers are on pace to go 0-16. Interesting.

 

[maildude]

Cheap shots notwithstanding, if Newton keeps taking blows to the cabeza like those, not only will the Panthers tank this season, but Cam may be eating jello every meal.

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

I can hate on Cam as well as anyone, but he's not why they lost (and the headshot, while it was wrong, was not as devastating as master thespian Newton would have you believe). Kubiak beat you. That Denver QB reminds me of when Romo came into the league - too green to know he's in deep - just plays cool...see if that lasts. Maybe Carolina should've riden Stewart more. He was getting his chunks. Jeez, when was the last time the Panthers won a game?!?!

 

[The Yak]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My Raiders came through over the Saints on Jack Del Rio's call to go for 2 at the end. Sure was good. 35-34.

 

[The Yak]

^ I'm glad the Saints lost.

 

[The Yak]

The Los Angeles Rams still have not scored a point since December 24th, 1994.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

The Los Angeles Rams still have not scored a point since December 24th, 1994.

Oh the humanity....

 

[The Yak]

I've got one more: On Sunday, the Browns will become the first team in NFL history to go 15 straight seasons with at least two different starting quarterbacks. For some perspective, from September 20th, 1992 to January 20th, 2008 the Green Bay Packers had only one starting quarterback.

 

[knowone]

The Los Angeles Rams still have not scored a point since December 24th, 1994.

Well Los Angeles Rams was an extinct species so...






and YEHHHHH 49ers 28 to 0!!!

 

[sean miguel]

My Raiders came through over the Saints on Jack Del Rio's call to go for 2 at the end. Sure was good. 35-34.

I watched the replay on NFL Game Pass. Exciting game. Derek Carr's front flip for the first down. Yeah, all of Raider Nation's hearts were in their throats for that split second.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Bozo. I mean, great talent - franchise , but all I can see is Bozo. Anyone proclaiming themselves a cultural icon at, what, 22? Damned to an eternity of asshattery. If he can just keep it together for a half year, he might be able to redeem his SB bedshitting. That's the thing about kids today, soft when it matters.

Ass clown extraordinaire. Got kicked out of collage for thievery.

 

[passenger57]

I've got one more: On Sunday, the Browns will become the first team in NFL history to go 15 straight seasons with at least two different starting quarterbacks. For some perspective, from September 20th, 1992 to January 20th, 2008 the Green Bay Packers had only one starting quarterback.

Make it three. Cody Kessler starts next game.