Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I kept flipping between ESPN and NFL network wondering "where in the fuck is the game? " But it took a trip to tumblr to discover the ground crew fuck ed up the turf paint job so badly that the field became unplayable. This is not the most auspicious way to begin the pre-season. But it is kinda funny, if you look at it dispassionately.