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They've started enlarging asses at www.extremeasses.com. Between that and giant fake penises, I don't know what to believe in anymore!

Okay, how about more like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?

:rofl: That is pretty damn funny since that guy had to be going nuts wondering what he should do. It must have been like Sophie's choice for him.

U S A! U S A! We're number one! In your face Britain! IN YOUR FACE!

I like how the friends just stand around laughing and then eventually say, "You know what, maybe being repeatedly punched in the head might not be the best thing for him." Guy really must've deserved it, either that or he has really crappy friends.

Congratulations, I think you have evidence that evolution is absolutely possible.

This is exactly what will happen if they ban porn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fwccFTJIdo

We all have done careless things to some degree when we were young. It's always sad to see some kid die for the careless thing he chose to do. Do I think they should be slapped, of course. But death by clown roller coaster seems a little extreme. The clown roller coaster was entirely an...

Welcome to the board, and by the way you have a really great name. As for the question, I like it standing, sitting, laying, or even hanging upside down by my feet given a relatively good support system; pretty much any way I can get it. Next question, what's the stupidest/funniest thing...

Congratulations and I hope it was worth the wait. It's always great to wait for that special someone...err...someones. On a side note, Indiana Jones is so awesome he gets other people laid.

I trust the scientists, it's not like they just put together a super collider without examining the theoretical side of the experiment in heavy detail. That would be an awesome meeting if it did though...it'd probably go like this. Can I have millions of dollars to build a super collider that...

I just think this whole thing is kind of stupid. People do dangerous things knowing that they are dangerous, and then when shit happens they wonder what went wrong. If they wanted to attend an illegal street race at 3 in the morning, then fine with me, but I'm not feeling sorry for someone...

I was on a prison tour in Nebraska and there was a story about an axe murderer. He was sent to prison for attempted murder when he tried to kill a woman with an axe, but even though he stuck it in her head, she didn't die; hence the attempted part. While in prison he studied law and eventually...

I think you can't plan an evening, because if you try then it will go horribly wrong. You just got to set the mood and go where the night takes you, moment by moment. Do the unexpected and romantic. For example, I would put the table that hotel rooms have in the middle of the room. Then...

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One shot, one kill.

I need my television! Some people have their own little things to relax and take the edge off during the week; my thing is television. You say that it's unimportant with all the crap going on in the world, but to me it is something that takes my mind off of it. I just want this crap to be...

You might have to work pro-bono for a few years. It's a hard living, but if your aim is true, and you can handle the load, then get your foot in the back door. Don't expect handouts if you want to get a head in this business. That's about all the innuendo I got, sorry I couldn't be more...

Shit, I taught him everything he knows.

Maybe you should give up your day job and start wanking full time. A hand on the bird is worth two in the bush. If this is your biggest problem, then you give me hope that someone, somewhere is living the good life. Grab a margarita, sit back, and just bask in it my friend.

Coach is bad enough without being stabbed. I can barely move, how can fatty fly around like a Jackie Chan movie swinging a knife. Menopause hits hard, and everyone suffers.

I'd start with dinner first...but that's just me; I'm old fashioned. :thumbsup:

It gives their name on the website, right above their episode. But I'll help you anyway. Mindy Main, Lexi Belle, Annie Cruz, Katja Kassin, Eve Lawrence, and Kylie Ireland (I know you said it wasn't her, but she is so fine that I thought she should be included). If it wasn't any of them, a...

That site is great. Largest number of nudists in a maze and Most Gravity Defying Breasts? It doesn't get much better than that. Bravo, bravo. :glugglug:

So when the spaceship takes Tom then Katie's single right?

Whoever he was in real life, his movies provided an escape from reality and I'll miss him for that. He went way too early. My condolences to his family and may he rest in peace.

I never made it to Disneyland when I was younger, but in all honesty I'm glad I didn't. There is no way that place could have lived up to the hype they created for it and probably would have left me disappointed. Better just to go to a normal amusement park where you get shafted at a...

I'm guessing that the "one major surgery" that he already had was to get rid of the twig and berries. Why not just do the boob job? The major part was already done. And why doesn't she just go to the hospital as the first op? They are sooooooo getting sued. Some people would give their...

These guys watched Weekend at Bernie's one too many times.

Journeyman and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia were my two favorites this season. It's Always Sunny is so screwed up that you have to laugh at all the crap they do.

It's hard to do that because the camera adds ten pounds.

How do you stop? That's easy, 875 dollars in pyrotechnics followed by a guitar solo from Freebird where at the end a guy dressed in a bunny suit comes in and smacks the woman's ass. You know, the usual.

I don't know, I suppose there has always been an attraction to the big ass. Look at old paintings of Greek goddesses; they had pretty big asses. Cartoon characters have had a bigger ass (Jessica Rabbit is a good example). I suppose it has always been something that defines how a woman looks...

Intellect - The ability to skip over long worded posts. But seriously. We are all smart when it comes to something we care about. I have seen amazing things from the most unexpected places based on this idea.

What?!?!?! All these years I thought mine was driving itself. I just assumed that when it hit people that they owed it money. Well thank you sir for this bit of knowledge, I shall learn this "driving" thing that these Brits keep talking about.

"Order some golf shoes," I whispered. "Otherwise, we'll never got out of this place alive..." -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "In AD 2101. War was beginning. What happen? Somebody set us up the bomb. We get signal. What! Main screen turn on. It's you!! How are you gentlemen. All your base are...

How are you suppose to get someone pregnant in that?