Wait.. I'm getting a vision.. I see that you didnt check the post date. They're on their 2 year anniversary, if they're still together at all. The vision is fading now, back to reality. The reality where she's already up to the whale-dong and getting her 9th piercing next week. The clit.
Man, where does the time go, eh? Youse crazee kidses. Oy vey.
hmm 2nd year you say....
As I consult my magic 8-ball:
Sybian bought? : Reply hazy
Well did they buy it? : No
Did he booze her up? : Absolutely
Did they get a sex toy? : Ask again later
Did they make it to year 2? : Absolutely
Is she on piercing 9? : No
Is she on piercing 10? : yes
Is Torrie82min a better psychic than you, you piece of shit 8-ball : Absolutely
Then she on piercing #9... : yes
::tosses 8-ball out the window::
Yup Torrie, you are better than the 8 ball, next week I'll pull out the Ouija Board