Boy Gets Decapitated at Six Flags

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I'll bet $2 dollars that the park is gonna get sued for not having proper security measures in place because the fences are 6 feet high instead of 10 feet.

Yeah, just like this case , Gsb ?


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Too bad that wile e coyote isn't a fixture on Sat. AM TV. . . . for this kid might still be with us on this day. They just don't teach this stuff in school.
You gotta love those "ACME" products ! :yesyes:
 
Unfortunately, the world needs to learn that there is only so much you can reasonably do to protect people from their own stupidity.
 
Yeah, just like this case , Gsb ?

Oh, don't even get me started on that load of crap. First they were teasing it, then they weren't, then it was the zoo's fault... I'm sorry, but if I see a 400-pound tiger with only a 9-foot high fence between us, I keep my mouth shut, and refrain from making any sudden movements. If my 9-pound cat can jump almost 5 feet in the air, I don't even wanna think of how high ol' Tony there can jump.
 
A later article said he had just been on the ride and was trying to retrieve his hat.

Funny how every time something like this happens it's because someone was trying to retrieve his hat.
 
Wonderful planned on going to Six Flags later today. Being scared of the rides i just want to see the dolphins and other animals. Although when I go watch the tigers show I will definitely be loaded on Grey Goose and a couple of swishers. Sorry but those idiot kids at the San Francisco Zoo just had to go make fun of a fucking tiger, you dont do that.
 
^ Ah, fuck Marine World. As soon as they slapped the name "Six Flags" on the title the price of everything in the park doubled.
 
A later article said he had just been on the ride and was trying to retrieve his hat.

Isn't it just a little bit ironic that he went to retrieve his hat, and now he doesn't even have a head to put it on?

Son, you need a goddamn head to wear a fucking hat!
 
Isn't it just a little bit ironic that he went to retrieve his hat, and now he doesn't even have a head to put it on?

Son, you need a goddamn head to wear a fucking hat!

:1orglaugh :rofl2: That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! I'd rep you if this fucking thing would let me. :rofl:
 
^ Ah, fuck Marine World. As soon as they slapped the name "Six Flags" on the title the price of everything in the park doubled.

Aint that a fact, I preferred it when all they had were Sigfried and Roy tricks, when they added the rides and started charging a months paycheck to enter and buy their merchandise. No thanks and i will be wearing a hat that is too big for my head.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Senob...you are a sick puppy. :helpme:
 
We all have done careless things to some degree when we were young. It's always sad to see some kid die for the careless thing he chose to do. Do I think they should be slapped, of course. But death by clown roller coaster seems a little extreme.

The clown roller coaster was entirely an assumption on my part due to the scary nature of clowns and all things they control. On another note, I am not prejudice against all people of the face painting arts such as mimes and court jesters.
 
I can't believe people are defending this kid. Could he not see and hear the rollercoaster zipping around? Could he not hear and see people screaming at him to not do it? Did he not have the common sense to realize that two six-foot high fences with "danger keep out" signs were there to keep people out? Someone already posted it (I think) but no amount of safety measures can protect someone from their own stupidity, and that's exactly what happened here.

Give this kid a Darwin Award.
 

dave_rhino

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The kid is an idiot to jump the fence. But then, kid's are supposed to be idiots. Pretty tragic.

I also feel sorry for the witnesses, must of been lots of kid's around... Scarred for life.
 
I got a strange feeling that this story will make Chuck Shepard's News of the Weird under the caption "Thinning the Herd".

I wonder who got to keep the hat? :dunno:
 
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