Have you ever mated with a woman who didn't speak your language ?

[Facetious]

How did that go ? :hatsoff:

 

[slowhand]

Re: Have you ever mated with a woman who didn't speak your English?

Nope never had dated or had sex with a women who speak another language.

 

[BNF]

I guess if she didn't respond to my incessant picking bugs, mud and feces out of her coat, my beating on my chest, my swinging from the thinnest tallest branch, my offerings of berries and leaves and my wonderful smile, then I've got no chance of mating with her.

http://www.wildlifetimes.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/macaque_mating.jpg

 

[dave_rhino]

I don't think I've ever mated with anyone....

 

[trunk_monkey]

Que?

 

[FAH-Q]

How did that go ? :hatsoff:

you got issues dude. :rofl:

 

[Petra]

I'm not sure my boyfriend even lives on the same planet as the rest of us much less speaks the same languages... :1orglaugh

 

[calpoon]

I've never mated with a woman that spoke my language. I don't speak nagging.

 

[tartanterrier]

Yes.But as we didn't know each other language mainly because the music was too loud.I just used sign language to get a shag

 

[thapie]

it seems that i have been with women that speak a different language than me although we were both speaking english . how did it go? not well over the long haul , not well.

 

[AFA]

NO! No talk about mating. Jane is nice girl.

 

[AverageAllStar]

Doesn't mating imply sex for the purpose of reproduction? Because in that case, I have never "mated" with anybody. I have never had sex with a girl that didn't speak my language either. Although I did get head from a French-Canadian girl once.

 

[member006]

I've never mated with a woman that spoke any language.

LL

 

[dick van cock]

Does the anal probe I received by the Martians count?

 

[AverageAllStar]

Does the anal probe I received by the Martians count?

Only if you enjoyed it. :1orglaugh

 

[theswede]

Had sex with a stunning spanish girl in Alicante, at a very special hotel Cheap, safe and I didn't get syphilis. Can't believe she technically was a prostitute. That's the only non-speaker of my language.

Slept with an iranian girl, but she does speak swedish. Guess that doesn't count.

Does animals count, if they are dressed up as women?


Hey! Where'd you get that anal probe?

 

[Friday on my mind]

Only once and I did have to take sloppy seconds after Kirk was done with her.But at least she got freshened up a bit in between.

 

[theswede]

lol

 

[BlueBalls]

''mated'' :rofl::rofl::rofl:


No, only english speaking mates. :hatsoff:

 

[senob44]

Does the anal probe I received by the Martians count?

Oh! I see they let you keep it afterwards as well! I have mine on the mantle over the fireplace!