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  1. Wainkerr99

    The sexiest DJ in the world...

    Weird. No-one even mentioned Lisa Lashes. How's that? http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/features/2001/10/01/oxfam/lisalashes.jpg http://www.electraonly.com/events/Lisa_Lashes_1.jpg
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Re: Ask me any question ya want So, did you watch 'Inglorious Basterds'?
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    STDiva needs your advice. Again.

    Oh if only I had come back to the States some years back I would have tried to get into music then I would have been able to play around the States and would probably be rich maybe even have my own CD and be well know maybe have lots of money and be married to Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jeri Ryan...
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    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    Bubba Ho Tep with Bruce Campbell, and some other boring atrocity the name of which eludes me. I know it has Darryl Hannah in it, but boy it is probably the worst film I have ever seen; so boring I really couldn't finish it. Oh, and there was some pathetic attempt at a Sci Fi that had poor old...
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    Hi Ms B.Olson, did you like 'Inglorious Basterds'?

    Hi Ms B.Olson, did you like 'Inglorious Basterds'?
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    Hi, I'm Alanna and I'm a nympho...

    Nymphos are strictly forbidden on this board. wut????
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    7.0 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Haiti

    Different timezones, Jaggers. I heard about it this morning roughly 02h:00 as I was still awake, talking to someone on Facebook. I have been so emotionally drained I haven't even been able to scrape together the energy to say a prayer or send out some positive thoughts. Sometimes I wonder if I...
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    What do girls masturbate to?

    Rhubarb Serendipity Chocolate Mint Banana Caramel Easter Bunny Mocha Frappe. Where's Bree Olsen when you need her.
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    The most hardcore fantasy you have

    The very last scene - shown on the poster - where Brad's character speaks for QT; "I think this may be my greatest work', as far as I can remember the wording. It is rather brutal, but oh how the characters play their role. Everything. QT is so into detail. Really. I find myself thinking a bit...
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    Does my music offend you?

    Yup, happy new f*cking decade.
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    The most hardcore fantasy you have

    You and Quentin Tarantino should get together. Tell him I said he needs to do a good Modesty Blaise movie this time.
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    Roxxxy the Sex Robot.

    So, your New Year's thing didn't work out then? Or is it just the baseball got you going? Amazing 911 connection though. And hey, women say men will be obsolete, so, works both ways baby. Er, I mean, works for both. Uh, I mean oh never mind you know what I mean.
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    Thanks for the add. [img]

    Thanks for the add. [img]
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    Thanks for the friendship request. [img]

    Thanks for the friendship request. [img]
  15. Wainkerr99

    I Was 5 Ft. Away From The Hottest Chick That I've Ever Seen!

    At the risk of putting a damper on things, it is way past the time where the world is in awe of and scrapes before beautiful people. No more. I am seriously tired of these people strutting around like they own the world. We are not their subjects. They are ordinary people like everyone else...
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    Hitler? A scapegoat. Stalin? I can empathise. Oliver Stone stirs up history

    Either way they are both directly and indirectly responsible for at least 40 million deaths, plus countless atrocities.
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    Renaming current movies with porn titles

    Just My Fuck ('Just My Luck'). Other Lindsay Lohan movies don't even need to be renamed: 'Herbie, Fully Loaded'. 'A Prairie Home Companion'. 'Georgia Rule'. 'The Other Side'. 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen'. 'Mean Girls'. 'Get A Clue'.
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    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    Or they could have Malin Akerman from 'Watchmen'.
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    Drug cartel stitches victim’s face on soccer ball

    Must have had them in stitches, thinking it funny. I guess that knocks South Africa down the most dangerous place in the world list. Where's Jean Claude van Damme when you need him.
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    "No Pants Day" on NYC Subway!

    The redheaded kid is reading an upside down paper.
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    A very Happy New Year to you.:hatsoff::glugglug:

    A very Happy New Year to you.:hatsoff::glugglug:
  22. Wainkerr99

    Each US Soldier in Afghanistan Costs $1 Million

    Because anyone with 1/2 a brain will realise Islam simply has to drag the war on in Afghanistan until America is bled dry of all its resources. This winter is going to cost the U.S billions, which it doesn't have. Hoo fricking ra.
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    What did you think it would be like?

    Here are ten visions of the future up 'till 2020. It is quite a read: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v463/n7277/full/463026a.html I have an idea some intrepreneurs will have the opportunity, know-how and maybe finance to independently make inventions and discoveries that will be outside...
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    Aspiring Playboy Model found dead in a bin...

    How could anyone want to harm such a beautiful person?
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    Vampires rule People's Choice Awards

    'Girl Power' has really taken off.
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    What did you think it would be like?

    I'm no Hemingway or Edgar Alan Poe. It just popped into me head. Often if I get an idea for a thread, if I leave it, I find someone else posts the same thought a few days later, so I have to scribble it all down before thinking it through. Then again one doesn't want to think about stuff too...
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    What did you think it would be like?

    Backwards in coming forwards? Or 'Masters of the Universe', where one can see what happened. That would put a crimp in crime. Just make all anti- devices illegal. Well, standards of living are higher. Let's face it, the world could be a paradise for everyone. There is hope, though. Whereas...
  28. Wainkerr99

    The last person to post here WINS!

    has likely posted here several times before out of desperation.
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    Lady Gaga

    She's not beautiful, although she has good features, like her lips for instance, but that is just my pov. I should imagine the world of fashion and beauty love her to bits. Still better looking than Amy Winehouse in that vid though. Also, she sings from her diaphragm which is a great...
  30. Wainkerr99

    What did you think it would be like?

    ^^ Yeah huh!
  31. Wainkerr99

    Hi im new . . .

    Have fun and don't refer to yourself in the third person. Use imagevenue or some such site to post pictures, never more than 5 postings of pics in a particular thread at once, and
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    What did you think it would be like?

    Er, not the first time you had sex. Sheesh you guys and your one track minds. :cool: When I was young, I never needed anyone, and making love was just for fun, those days are gone, seriously when I was younger I thought the year 2000 would be AWESOME. Actually 2000 looked far away...
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    Georges

    What's really is weird is wgm makes lurkingdirk look like I'M RIGHT OVER HERE Seriously, dude, how did you know about this thread, and where have you been since 2004? So many unanswered questions. I shall have to consult the Oracle. The fun thing about the burped thread syndrome is there's...
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    Anti-avatar thread

    3663: 3 6+6=12 (1+2=3) 3 3 = 3+3+3=9. Nein. I got nuffingk. Hang on hang on hang on Your'e right! It's 3+3=6 plus 6 plus 6 Oh shite. 666. We're doomed.
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    Giant tuna fetches $177,000 at Japan fish auction

    Sheesh I hope that freakin' fish stayed fresh, or it's Unhygienix special of the day. Especially uncooked.
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    Anti-avatar thread

    Like the blue smiley :thumbsup: post no. 3663.
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    Anti-avatar thread

    LAIDIES and YINTLEMEN: We have a WINNER!!! Moichandising: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmZ9SPcTzU And for those who fail to see this, your sentence is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q Now, all we need is a Blue Barney Avatar to sell at McDonalds. :1orglaugh
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    Beyonce sings for

    Indeed.
  39. Wainkerr99

    Beyonce sings for

    I would have struggled to sing if I was her. I have done a gig for some Chinese gangsters before though. I mean, the bride's father asks if he can hide his gun under the equipment. :eek: There's a lot of abusive men in the world of Islam, really, a lot. A lot of men abuse their women anyway...
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    New member, SgtMarine reporting to duty

    Duty, you say? Hello and welcome. :wave2: :hatsoff:
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    The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 2011

    Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201 Matthew 24: 36"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38For...
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    The 80s music thread

    'Same Old Scene', Roxy Music with Brian Ferry: This song virtually made 'Times Square' - the film with the ill-fated Robin Johnson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Zk9Hp2iF0&feature=related
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    Robbing bastard

    Does your gran have Alzheimers? Sometimes folks with that illness can forget or misplace things, then fret about them being stolen.
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    Brilliantissimo. I owe you rep - can't now. (For the tell the mod... image).

    Brilliantissimo. I owe you rep - can't now. (For the tell the mod... image).
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    Dating site axes 5,000 'fatties'

    Do they get kickbacks from a local gym?
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    80s pop music that does not give you the gay

    'Everything Is Coming Up Roses', Black: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU7ot0wpzS8 Killer Queen, timeless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMz-wi50ACU
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    Damn. This board needs to be more suave...

    Wikipedia: — sua·vi·ty \ˈswä-və-tē\ noun synonyms suave, urbane, diplomatic, bland, smooth, politic mean pleasantly tactful and well-mannered. suave suggests a specific ability to deal with others easily and without friction <a suave public relations coordinator>. urbane implies high...
  48. Wainkerr99

    What did you want to be when you grew up?

    An astronaut.
  49. Wainkerr99

    What are your origins ? Where do your ancestors come from ?

    Yup. Noobs of today, I tell you. Well, to give a more serious answer than before. Mater, English, the man who sired me, German. Someday I'll Google around to see if there is any Russian in there, cos it looks like it according to some folk. :hatsoff:
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