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Then put the top down. It's not raining, right?

Cannibalism: the newest hot trend.

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If I were disfigured I would learn to play the piano like a master and lurk underneath the Opera house. There are always support groups for the paralyzed, burn victims, amputees and whatnot. It's likely easier to cope when you hang around people who are going through the same thing. I almost...

Damn, I forgot about him. I'd like to keep it that way though.

Hey, at least I'm a clown who doesn't take himself seriously. :D

You'd think they'd have a stock of anti-venom as a contingency for his lame snake stunts. Maybe he's one of those zealots that doesn't think modern medicine is "Christian". Whatever. One less idiot.

I should be facepalming you. Just bow your head in shame and walk backwards out of this thread like any rational person would when they've realized they just said something stupid. And think before you type next time.

So...rather than a couple of cracks you prefer having needles in you?

Are you kidding me with this white discrimination BS? Seriously? You're going to use this story to try to support that nonsense? They probably didn't report on it much for the fact that it's damn disturbing. Get outta here with dat weak sauce...

Reminds me of the story about the dad on PCP who ate his son's eyes.

Jessie Rogers, dat ass....

Obviously...since "jihadist" is a specific term for Islamic terrorists, like "crusader" was for Christians. That's like saying there aren't any white Black panthers or black KKK.

I think you misinterpreted the question. He wants to know if she has ever received anal. Femdom doesn't count.

Roses are red violets are blue shut the hell up before I throw a dirty shoe at you

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Best case scenario: victim doesn't turn into a zombie, but still has no face.

Mods and admin acting rebellious and hardcore as if they are just as likely to be banned... :facepalm:

One less responsibility.

Roses can also be black or yellow, but I'm still inspired nonetheless.

Depends on what you're trying to get. I jizz buckets.

...as the autumn sky. This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

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He's too chickenshit.

I'm sure there was an example of two black brothers who grew up under the same circumstances, but you probaby used that story as an example for why black people killing whites doesn't get enough media coverage.

Depends on what you're sticking up there.

I mean I'd rather be hanging with the lolipop guild and having apple fights with the trees than live in a cornfield, obviously. :dunno:

*insert Bill Murray wank here*

Makes me wonder why Dorothy wanted to go back.

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I understand, you strive to remain unbiased and reasonable regardless of the douchebag. I love and hate that about you, you dingle berry licking cockwad. Sam is still a fuckhead btw, and there is no justice.

(PirateKing's Log: OCSM contest- Day 5) As the contest enters it's 5th day, signs of fatigue are starting to show among all the voters. Food rations and water are begging to run low, but morale remains unwavering. Many of the contestants have been dropping like flies since day 3, but the few...

He was just taking a jab at Sophie Dee. We're happy you wore that small dress. <3 Score @ me grabbing your crotch? All you have to do is ask bb.

Didn't you already post a thread exactly like this, fuckhead?

Sometimes when I charge into battle, I shout "FOR LADY GAGA!!" instead of "FOR SPARTA!!". Just because.

Plus side: Canadian honey is accepted anywhere.

It's day 4 already? Damn those shrooms. Hybrid

Canada's rep has already been tattered by mounties, Tom, Green, Celine Dion, Beiber, ect. If it wasn't for Rush or all those hot porn stars Canada would rank below Djibouti or Turkmenistan in usefulness.

..... yes.

Lady Hybrid.

Look who's acting so smooth and indifferent while a goddess is brushing your crotch. ...Bastard. That should be me! :mad:

We can't be bothered to convert Canadian money. Over here the almighty dollar is absolute.

Those girls will never meet a bigger mack daddy. They should thank their lucky stars. I was gonna say..