Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

[Ace Boobtoucher]

WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to jump a motorcycle over the entire length of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.

Biden, who called an emergency press conference at the White House Saturday, said members of the U.S. armed forces who sacrificed their lives in the service of their country deserved a death-defying stunt that involves clearing the 246-foot-long monument on a "souped-up" Harley-Davidson XR-750.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-honor-fallen-soldiers-by-jumping-motorcyc,28285/

It may not be true. But even if it isn't, it is still more interesting than anything else Crazy Uncle Joe has done. Ever.

 

[Mayhem]

Fascinating. :doa82:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

The llink you used is from the onion and it didn't dawn on you that it's a joke?

Really dude?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It's a reliable source. You know me better than that anyway.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I thought maybe your were drunk and didn't notice!

 

[PirateKing]

Cool

 

[georges]

looks like evel knivel's harley 750xr

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

looks like evel knivel's harley 750xr

It also looks like his jumpsuit.

...Hey, wait a minute...

 

[Mayhem]

Ever notice how you never saw Joe Biden and Evel Knievel in the same place and at the same time? Think about it,

 

[Will E Worm]

Real or not Biden and Gore are nothing compared to Dan Quayle

Ben Quayle, was elected to the House of Representatives in 2010. Ben Quayle for President. :elaugh:

 

[Mayhem]

Real or not Biden and Gore are nothing compared to Dan Quayle

Ben Quayle, was elected to the House of Representatives in 2010. Ben Quayle for President. :elaugh:

Has he been "knocking the hell out of the place"?

 

[Trident1]

I would watch knowing Biden would fuck up and crash in an epic disaster that Michael Bay would find fap worthy.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I found a dramatic recreation of the historic jump.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I don't buy it...Biden isn't smart enough to know, to ride a Harley.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Que es mas macho?

 

[xfire]

Frankenryan finds your image amusing.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

How will Crazy Uncle Joe top hisself this Memorial Day?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Greatest





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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nice job, Connor! There should be an automatic alert sent to all mods every time this guy posts.