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Is Dirk the only guy you'd miss if he stopped posting? What if L3ggy disappeared?

He doesn't look Indian, he speaks with a British accent and he had to change his name. Under those conditions he was able to smash porn stars, but there's still no hope for you son.

I have high hopes for that kid.

MORTAL COMBAAAAT!!! egne2ZCMM_0

Butterface.

Are you saying he's a homosexual?

Rednecks aren't a race.

Abba's the only Swedish band I've heard of, period. Sorry L3ggy, but you guys make terrible music.

The only continent she should be granted citizenship to is Antarctica. I just hope that once she freezes over no archaeologists decades later will excavate her, initiating off a horror story much like The Thing.

Can't we just petition to ban Sam? This time permanently. If we do, I don't want to see any more "bring back Sam" comments. What the fuck were you idiots thinking?

That's almost depressing.

The last half hour was fantastic. They really went all out for that and I think it made the movie for me. I really hope spiderman makes the sequel. Even though he's not an original member of the avengers he's still one of the big ones in terms of popularity. I can live without The Wasp or Ant man.

Harley looks a bit like Winona in that movie.

You're on the highway to the danger zone.

Did he create the wolverine hairdo? Because I don't care much about supermodel hairdo's.

I don't have a wife or kid. Go me!

Congrats. How much did you beg?

What does age have to do with it? Stop equating age to knowledge, because you don't know shit. Are you going to tell us who BG is, or are you going to keep deflecting with your nonsense?

You're not funny. Is there any chance you could follow him?

Coulda sold it.

His statement is literally cut and paste rhetoric. What a dumb fuck.

Bump for justice

I gots to know

She's always white. You just noticed?

You seem ecstatic. Being an uncle is a lot of responsibility. You have to be the cool guy that the kid confides in when he's got problems he can't go to his parents with. I don't think you're ready for it to be honest.

I don't even have a facebook, but maybe that works against me since employers like keeping tabs on their employees.

Hehe...

We'll all meet in hell eventually. We can party then.

Have some pride. You were born on star wars day.

The answer's obvious now.

70? I surprised myself.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep! :mad:

The word you're looking for is "fried". Fried pickles sound pretty good right now actually.

I'm calm. You seem to think if someone fires back that they're doing it angrily, whaling on the keyboard and such. I'm pretty relaxed right now. Also, I was clearly directing those words toward the OP. Not everything is about you man. Calm yourself.

Apparently hypocrite is "name calling" and I'm a mod. When did this happen? The hell are you tsk tsk'ing me for? I should be tsk tsk'ing you for that patronizing lecture fail. I don't mod shit and Sam IS a hypocrite (among many other things). True story.

:hatsoff: Much appreciated

You got a quota to meet or somethin'? Let's get this party started.

Shut up, I am! Woof! Bark and shit... FDwwAaVmnf4

The Scorpions are metal, right? *says with one foot out of thread*

Fucking hypocrite. If Bush did this you would be commemorating his "exploitation". I hate to play the hypocrite card again, but it's simply true. Don't even deny it.

First time a guy actually wants to hear a girl complain. I'll start lending my vote because well, why the hell not. Who the fuck is this Siri anyway?

Do you spend the whole day searching google for articles criticizing Obama?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Suck mah muthafuckin bass freeones. I finally beat your impossible gif size limit.

It's all satire FYI.

I'm a dog, or so I'm told.

Are you president of his fan club or something? Ha, I'm just messin' with ya. But seriously, don't drink his Kool aid. You'll wake up the next morning feeling violated.

Why no mention of Edward James Olmos?

Aw...why did you cut down my post? Clinton left office in January 2001 when his second term ended. /research.