A woman's heart is as changeable....

[PirateKing]

come up with your own shit :/

http://books.google.com/books?id=OZ...geable.... ...as the autumn sky.&f=false

Roses are red
violets are blue
shut the hell up
before I throw a dirty shoe at you

 

[DR. B]

Roses are red
violets are blue
shut the hell up
before I throw a dirty shoe at you

What sort of shoe, my brethren?

Chuck Taylor's?

Doc Marten's?

or perhaps a pair of steel toe Red Wings.

Will you throw your pair of Timberlands that you bought, so eagerly to fit in with the hip-hop crowd ...

Possibly your crocks will precipitate in the games as well

or with weather permitting, your blue suede shoes.

I will not, could not, be intimidated by a despicable pirate hooker such as yourself.

Will you throw a pair of Sketchers?

or perhaps a pair of diabetic shoes...

maybe even a pair of Stacy Adams.

but I could not, would not be dishearten by a heinous smelly pirate whore such as yourself.

Would you throw your Jordans at me,

or your Kobe's?

or perhaps your Vera Wangs that you so ponder about because you love to wear them at your mother's house

Will I see your Christian Louboutin's fly over my head?

or will you bombard me with your Jimmy Choo's?

I most certainly won't be threaten by a repulsive pirate slut with the likes of you.

My dear friend, My dear Pirate King, plagiarism is as foul as your threads.

Please, by the grace of the sun, come up with your own,

it is likely more fun.

 

[squallumz]

Hickory dickory dock,
shut the fuck up

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Poetry is the language of every would-be musician who was either too lazy to learn an instrument, or tried for five minutes and then decided it was too hard.

 

[STDiva]

So much non funny in this thread.

 

[gunslingingbird]

:funnyshit:

 

[PirateKing]

What sort of shoe, my brethren?

Chuck Taylor's?

Doc Marten's?

or perhaps a pair of steel toe Red Wings.

Will you throw your pair of Timberlands that you bought, so eagerly to fit in with the hip-hop crowd ...

Possibly your crocks will precipitate in the games as well

or with weather permitting, your blue suede shoes.

I will not, could not, be intimidated by a despicable pirate hooker such as yourself.

Will you throw a pair of Sketchers?

or perhaps a pair of diabetic shoes...

maybe even a pair of Stacy Adams.

but I could not, would not be dishearten by a heinous smelly pirate whore such as yourself.

Would you throw your Jordans at me,

or your Kobe's?

or perhaps your Vera Wangs that you so ponder about because you love to wear them at your mother's house

Will I see your Christian Louboutin's fly over my head?

or will you bombard me with your Jimmy Choo's?

I most certainly won't be threaten by a repulsive pirate slut with the likes of you.

My dear friend, My dear Pirate King, plagiarism is as foul as your threads.

Please, by the grace of the sun, come up with your own,

it is likely more fun.

 

[Harley Spencer]

What sort of shoe, my brethren?

Chuck Taylor's?

Doc Marten's?

or perhaps a pair of steel toe Red Wings.

Will you throw your pair of Timberlands that you bought, so eagerly to fit in with the hip-hop crowd ...

Possibly your crocks will precipitate in the games as well

or with weather permitting, your blue suede shoes.

I will not, could not, be intimidated by a despicable pirate hooker such as yourself.

Will you throw a pair of Sketchers?

or perhaps a pair of diabetic shoes...

maybe even a pair of Stacy Adams.

but I could not, would not be dishearten by a heinous smelly pirate whore such as yourself.

Would you throw your Jordans at me,

or your Kobe's?

or perhaps your Vera Wangs that you so ponder about because you love to wear them at your mother's house

Will I see your Christian Louboutin's fly over my head?

or will you bombard me with your Jimmy Choo's?

I most certainly won't be threaten by a repulsive pirate slut with the likes of you.

My dear friend, My dear Pirate King, plagiarism is as foul as your threads.

Please, by the grace of the sun, come up with your own,

it is likely more fun.

Wow. I am impressed.

 

[Kingfisher]

I just got a cavity and diabetes all in one thread.

 

[luis1972]

:funnyshit:

Agree