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Jersey standards... :facepalm:

Regina, will you please delete Petra's account? Thanks beautiful. ;)

Thanks for the rep. I have high hopes for her. :D

You'd hit it twice?

They peaked at sixteen stone.

I'm hot and I needed the extra money. /story

FYI I was in the middle of the pacific when I made that vote, making it safe. That being said, I'll vote for Lady Hybrid today.

Airlines are becoming more and more fascistic.

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member How does Kermit masturbate if frogs don't have penises? Something to think about.

I always click it when a woman is driving. Amirite?

And I vote for Lady Hybrid.

Take them in as your own. Name them Megan, Michael J, Vivica A, Star and Kurama.

Nicole aniston

That's the blackest penis I've ever seen.

Re: Who made you cum today? alana lace

3rd degree burns? Smallpox? Damn it, I'm not a doctor.

That's what she said, hehehe.

You're really picky, you know that?

The bachelor party with strippers.

Can't you just overlook that complication? Pretty please? You guys aren't in the wrong if you permaban him, right?

You're being too agreeable here. I don't like it, makes me uncomfortable.

I'd hit it.

I like a little bush. My girlfriend must use some kind of conditioner on hers, it's hella soft and silky. I just rub my face on it and whatnot.

That fucking whore. How dare she become a DJ! I hope she dies. Seriously though, good for her I guess. I have no beef with her nor do I care what she does.

I was going to ask "who goes to xxx video stores anymore?", then I noticed when this thread was started. :facepalm:

That's it?

People that let their dogs act like cunts.

I'd hit the one dressed as Tinkerbell (not a caption. Snow white too. As for the caption...something about posing for the money shot and Alice being a cum dodger.

That's a majority of your favorite pornstars with PS 20 years from now.

Judging the title I thought that this was going to be a story of anal gone wrong.

Fake.

That's up to you.

A lot of the people mentioned have faded into obscurity. I'm surprised there's still animosity toward them.

You'd think he'd consider a vasectomy after the 10th or maybe 20th kid.

Well at least it was someone who posts here.

Is this the new eccentric L3ggy that posts random shit under the pretense of being intoxicated like Vodka?

I think your eagerness to hop on the soapbox is hindering your ability to pick up on humor and sarcasm. Surely "super AIDs" should have given it away, but then again some are slower than others.

Since when have you been so loose L3ggy?

Good for him. So a socialist can't own properties? People sure do like to conjure up myths, especially dumb people.

Mind yo bizness

Moral of the story: women can't be trusted.

The balls on this guy.... Who told him he could even come out of hiding?

Slowest. Banhammer. Ever.

I'm drunk too, you don't hear me being so rude.

No No No! NO! NOO!!! Just....no.

God even gave her a doctor? He must be a fan of her work.

Re: Say something about Obama, you're called a racist. How soon they (liberals) forge Because it makes fun of republicans or because you agree with all those statements? It's satire, FYI. :D

The fuck was with that ominous music? :rofl: Seriously, how random. So Romney acts like a dick to his gay school mates and blind professor and the rebuttal is "Obama does drugs! Look at him touch his nose 10x over the course of his presidency!". :rofl2: