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To be fair, it was a particulalry clean alley.. somewhere in upper-class Kensington no-doubt

Charles Xavier is being held for questioning...

for Christmas..

hmmm your right.. well, looks like the monkeys will have to get back to their drawing board/typewriters

Priest advises congregation to steal.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8425420.stm Next week.. the easy way to love thy neighbour, whilst coveting his/her ass

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.... Well, yes..

Better know as 'tunsty's match-a-word in each song title game' no.. not really The idea.. is brilliant, so brilliant in fact, that several monkeys working at several typewriters... actually thought of it first. I'll start with a song title, the next poster adds another song title...

I was getting bored with you all, so I left for a while.. Then I got bored with not being here, so I came back I'm just sooo fickle these days.. Now then, Adolf.. what's this big surprise you have for me, in your bunker..? - Eva Braun Jeez.. Those burgers I had before coming on stage...

It's a man / football thing...

Available in all good charity shops..

Busty Alli http://*************/busty_alli_strip

and other google oddities :rolleyes: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2380508/why_wont_my_parakeet_eat_my_diarrhea.html?cat=7 Apparently this odd question came up on Google's search. As you know, when you type a word in, google tries to prempt your question... sometimes with hilarious...

What about 'Kum ba ya' ?:dunno:

You're not gonna believe this guys and gals, but I had the same thing happen to my window this morning.. It's UNCANNY...

The cockroaches are expected to make a full recovery

Y'know I clicked on this thread thinking 'Who-the-fuck posted this sort of crap..?' Then I realised it was me... :helpme:

I saw a video of it... what a pile of wank. Everyone just gets to the middle and there's a bottleneck from four different directions. Worse than that, people still try to cross when the traffic starts moving again.. Memo to the bright sparks who came up with that one: ..EVER HEARD OF...

I thought it was Blueballs year..?! oh well, I guess he'll have to settle for 2011.

Because.. :helpme:

What Obi Wan Kenobi REALLY thinks of Mos Eisley spaceport: http://www.wortreport.com/2009/10/what-does-obi-wan-really-think-of-mos.html :1orglaugh

I'll let my P.A. handle this.. :D :hatsoff:

Not quite on my doorstep, but not very far from where I am.. The tale of 'The Bishop of Barf-Fell' The White rock shown in the centre of the picture above, commemorates a rather macabre tale of the area when two centuries ago, a Bishop, after overindulging in the local hostelry, took on a...

Yeah, but the 'viewing figures' are a bunch of crap anyway. They take a selection of random viewers and give them viewing boxes (guessing) so that they can work out an average of who is watching what.. it's all bollocks

I agree.. It will simply be a re-hash of the first film.. only this time it will be full of CGId crap

I hear Mr T. and Huey Lewis are teaming up to release this as a single.. :ban:

If I only got ONE shag off you, I think I'd cry as well...

I would go with 'The Thing'.. If only because it stands alone as a great horror/sci-fi movie, with no shitty sequels to besmirch it's good name.

Me too... I feel guilty about sending all those sperm to their deaths

All hail the mighty curry... cancer killer http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8328377.stm Man tries to rob bank at gu.. I mean spoon-point http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3540714.html?menu=news.quirkies Apparently the bank staff were shaken.. but not stirred :1orglaugh China In 'shock'...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8331136.stm Well done to that young girl... I'll bet he's quite a catch :D

Not forgetting that Jim Carrey made a (brief) appearance :hatsoff:

They surely do work.. I can proudly report, that after several months using my 'cock-stretcher', my cock is now 13.5mm. Once I reach the magic 25mm, I plan to go on a nationwide tour, which I plan to call 'tunsty's big-cock-a-doodle-swingbash' During this tour, members of the gathered...

The Austin Allegro.. http://www.classicandperformancecar.com/front_website/octane_interact/modelpicture.php?id=3696 Apparently it was more aerodynamic going backwards than forwards.

Surely you misspelt ola.. 'old' ?? lol

http://www.ridelust.com/the-15-ugliest-cars-ever-made/ Unless of course, you know of others..

U.S. newspaper wants a 'Pot' critic http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8319950.stm Spliffing job.. Hungarian Police force quit after lottery win http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3524504.html?menu=news.quirkies Local doughnut shops bring in extra bakers.

My condolences to you.:angels: There are of course several stages of 'porn-loss' grief that you will go through at this time. Stage 1: Swearing. You will swear very loudly, for an average of 16m 37sec.. During this time, every swear word in the English dictionary will be uttered at least 14...

Well, as this thread can't possibly sink any lower by anything I do or say.. Did her fart smell of cum??

Found a vid of the song on youtube.. some cracking babes on it :thumbsup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Z56le7-H4

Adrianna Sinn http://galleries.boobstudy.com/photo/204/?nats=legitvid5:revshare:bs,

Thanks..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/puffbox/hyperpuff/audiovideo/technology/wide_av_hyper/8315541.stm I'll stick to XP for now thanks.. BTW: anyone know what the music video is playing on the demo PC shown? (starts at #1.00m) :hatsoff:

Oh yes... I went into Currys just the other day and asked for a 'standard dildo system'. I didn't mind the strange looks, but surely calling the police was a bit much..:dunno: As for the deluxe system.. it has 5.1 surround cum. :hatsoff:

Just like everything else you p... oh, you beat me to it :hatsoff:

She won't need much make-up.. A 'Widow-Twankey' if ever I saw one.:D

First One. The sequels were basically the same plot-formula anyway.. Bad guys do something bad to someone.. Harry Kills them, whilst upsetting his captain / the mayor, in the process.

Jeeez.. I thought Greg was having a massive Hissy-Fit :rolleyes: Maradona?.. Who gives a fuck about the cheating little bastard

It would be a lot closer than you think. According to the Sherlock Holmes Stories, Dr Watson describes Holmes as a formidable bare-knuckle fighter and also as an expert with a sword. He successfully fought Moriarty to the death, at the Reichenbach Falls..

Another crazy thread poll ! Your Prize Choices this time are : 1: Some lil boy tryin to jack me at the store last week.... 2: Did Tiffany Mynx Rip Me Off? 3: Pussy with no taste? 4: How big are your balls? 5: i want to see a guy masterbate