Sex machine motors:

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
So, I clicked on the link (because I was most definitely curious) and when I was reading the description of the features for the machine, it said the following...

- Standard dildo system, platform arm with strap (options available)

STANDARD dildo system? There's a STANDARD dildo system? And, it's not just a standard dildo - it's a standard dildo system...SYSTEM. It's an entire SYSTEM.

:dunno::1orglaugh:rolleyes::1orglaugh:dunno:
 
So, I clicked on the link (because I was most definitely curious) and when I was reading the description of the features for the machine, it said the following...



STANDARD dildo system? There's a STANDARD dildo system? And, it's not just a standard dildo - it's a standard dildo system...SYSTEM. It's an entire SYSTEM.

:dunno::1orglaugh:rolleyes::1orglaugh:dunno:

:rofl:

I can only imagine what the deluxe system consists of. :eek:
 
So, I clicked on the link (because I was most definitely curious) and when I was reading the description of the features for the machine, it said the following...



STANDARD dildo system? There's a STANDARD dildo system? And, it's not just a standard dildo - it's a standard dildo system...SYSTEM. It's an entire SYSTEM.

:dunno::1orglaugh:rolleyes::1orglaugh:dunno:



Oh yes...

I went into Currys just the other day and asked for a 'standard dildo system'.
I didn't mind the strange looks, but surely calling the police was a bit much..:dunno:



As for the deluxe system.. it has 5.1 surround cum. :hatsoff:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Here ya go, my man. If they ain't got it, you don't need it:
Northern Tool & Equipment

I bet the guys on Top Gear would love to tackle this project. Course, they'd hook your girl up to a twin turbo V8 and probably kill her (or make her real shy for the rest of her life). :helpme:
 
You know there's some Tim "The Toolman" Taylor guy out there who has probably thought more power equals more fun and has a giant motor powering a dildo at like 100 HP. Imagine what that would do to a pussy or an asshole. On second thought don't. :rolleyes:
 
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