Why do you have a computer?

I have a computer for sex.
That's right. That's why I have this particular model, as well. My desktop computer has the usual ports - usb, etc., but it also has the vag-port. So, after hours of looking at the ladies, I can hump the CPU as I'd like. The computer keeps it nice and warm and ready for me.

It's a little hard to explain to people when they come over, but I find a quick demonstration gets the conversation going.
 
I have a computer for sex.
That's right. That's why I have this particular model, as well. My desktop computer has the usual ports - usb, etc., but it also has the vag-port. So, after hours of looking at the ladies, I can hump the CPU as I'd like. The computer keeps it nice and warm and ready for me.

It's a little hard to explain to people when they come over, but I find a quick demonstration gets the conversation going.

same here
 
Because..




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habo9

Banned
Music , poker , freeones , porn , information , keeping in touch with people , gaming (games I cant get for the PS3) , streaming tv or sport infact I would just say its my entertainment system for everything
 
I don't evan have a computer. I use the web browser in my PS3 for surfing the web(mainly porn)and I have a 750gb external hdd for my downloads, what more do I need.
 
It's really amazing how much computers, namely the Internet, has become so quickly necessary in our lives. 10-15 years ago if you wanted to know about something you had to go to an encyclopedia or ask others about it. Now anytime you hear about something, you go to wikipedia or a news website or whatever else. It completely revolutionized the porn industry and how much porn we can all access. South Park said it best when Randy said, "Look, I've gotten so used to seeing what's on the Internet that I can't exactly go back to Playboy." Which is very true for me, I like to look at Playboy still for the hot girls but now it's no different than looking at a Maxim or Better Homes
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
My two websites, creating videos, graphic design, and etc. I don't really need it for porn.
 
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