Are You Fart Tolerant?

If Somebody Farted While You Were In A Crowded Elevator, Would You Confront Them?

  • Yes. They should fart in their home instead.

    Votes: 7 25.0%
  • No. Farting is God's chimney sweeping!

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • I would fart back at them and start a farting war.

    Votes: 15 53.6%

  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
TRUE STORY!!
I was in an NYC hi-rise elevator w/ the hottest blonde chick i'd seen in a while, she proceeded to let one rip cutely as a chick can as she got off the floor before mine and giggled. As she walked out of the elevator, she looked back at me and mouthed the words "sorry" with a smile..........I toss it at least once a day to that event! :D
Btw......it stunk really bad but I could have cared less!
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Since some folks here are genuinely pissed off at me for starting this thread, let me explain a coupla things. ONE--I made this before the real this-kind-of-thread frenzy, after I saw a couple of you-know-what-based threads, and I thought they were stupid. So I made this thread tongue-in-cheek. I don't really care if you think this is funny or you detest it, because it ain't a thread about female masturbation or some time-forgotten actress/model. TWO--Goddamn it, lighten up. Oh...and brush your teeth with Rembrandt toothpaste. It gives you a pearly smile, and it doesn't make you you-know-what.
 
TRUE STORY!!
I was in an NYC hi-rise elevator w/ the hottest blonde chick i'd seen in a while, she proceeded to let one rip cutely as a chick can as she got off the floor before mine and giggled. As she walked out of the elevator, she looked back at me and mouthed the words "sorry" with a smile..........I toss it at least once a day to that event! :D
Btw......it stunk really bad but I could have cared less!

Well, as this thread can't possibly sink any lower by anything I do or say..

Did her fart smell of cum??
 
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