Since some folks here are genuinely pissed off at me for starting this thread, let me explain a coupla things. ONE--I made this before the real this-kind-of-thread frenzy, after I saw a couple of you-know-what-based threads, and I thought they were stupid. So I made this thread tongue-in-cheek. I don't really care if you think this is funny or you detest it, because it ain't a thread about female masturbation or some time-forgotten actress/model. TWO--Goddamn it, lighten up. Oh...and brush your teeth with Rembrandt toothpaste. It gives you a pearly smile, and it doesn't make you you-know-what.