Coronavirus

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Talking to a boomer:
"I dont think we should isolate, we cant just.. I mean we cant do this. We'll go crazy. Life has to continue on like normal"
Well do you want 2 million or 20 million? We have to self isolate for awhile. And businesses wont be here, in a year. Be prepared. Read a book. Learn a language.
"Well I dont agree with that, at all."
Alright, best case scenario.. best, right? Think about if we all self isolated and only like.. 500,000 die. That wouldnt be so bad, right? Thats an optimistic projection, considering. Right?
"Yeah. So what're you getting at?"
Well they're self isolating. Imagine how many jobs it'll create.
".... how so?"
Someone has to go door-to-door to all those people that may or may not be alive, go inside after weeks or months in the summer have passed, and drag those rotting, covid-ridden corpses out to the fires.
"Oh."
Yeah. Flesh all gooshed and inseparable from the carpet, whole house reeks.. cat got COVID and died from eating the body. Good stuff. I look forward to the movie in october.
"I guess so, huh"

I was just being optimistic, yet explicit.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Fuck, things are turning around. Here in Germany, the fatality rate doubled in two days, now it has gone to in three days. Measures are taking effect.

(Check this website for international data: https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus )

On the other hand, It is great that my natural way of living is finally expected to be safety measures. So it's all pretty good for me.
 
A million different stories out there right now, but this one in particular broke my heart tonight.
This family from my home state. I can't even begin to imagine how much agony this family is feeling right now:

NYT.jpg

LINK
 
I just came back from Ralph’s Market over on Olympic and Barrington. Some things were out but I was able to buy things like 3 dozen extra large eggs, gallon of milk, 6 Stouffer’s Family Size Dinners, salsa, tortillas, coffee, half ‘n’ half, and coffee filters. There was no bread nor cans of beans. My wife is a smart shopper and already got all the water and paper goods we would ever need.
 

gmase

Nattering Nabob of Negativism
Talking to a boomer:
"I dont think we should isolate, we cant just.. I mean we cant do this. We'll go crazy. Life has to continue on like normal"
Well do you want 2 million or 20 million? We have to self isolate for awhile. And businesses wont be here, in a year. Be prepared. Read a book. Learn a language.
"Well I dont agree with that, at all."
Alright, best case scenario.. best, right? Think about if we all self isolated and only like.. 500,000 die. That wouldnt be so bad, right? Thats an optimistic projection, considering. Right?
"Yeah. So what're you getting at?"
Well they're self isolating. Imagine how many jobs it'll create.
".... how so?"
Someone has to go door-to-door to all those people that may or may not be alive, go inside after weeks or months in the summer have passed, and drag those rotting, covid-ridden corpses out to the fires.
"Oh."
Yeah. Flesh all gooshed and inseparable from the carpet, whole house reeks.. cat got COVID and died from eating the body. Good stuff. I look forward to the movie in october.
"I guess so, huh"

I was just being optimistic, yet explicit.

COVID. The Boomer Remover.

More social distancing, more Freeones!
 
I've been out shopping twice this week. Still no: hamburger, toilet paper, nor gel for the dishwasher.. Will try a "new to me" market tonight, after Physical Therapy.
 

Luxman

#TRE45ON
Coronavirus Symptoms (COVID-19)
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

I went to the store yesterday, there were a few shoppers, most of the shelves were full, some were half empty, only the egg shelves were empty.
The toilet paper shelves were still half full, I took one pack. I also bought about $50 of rice, beans, pasta, and a few other items that have a long shelf life.

There's no shortage of food, and hopefully there never will.
Customers are what most businesses are lacking now.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Let those fuckers that refuse to self-quarantine mingle among themselves, I've got no problem enforcing the quarantine on my property. I prefer Boomer Doomer to Boomer Remover.
 

gmase

Nattering Nabob of Negativism
Let those fuckers that refuse to self-quarantine mingle among themselves, I've got no problem enforcing the quarantine on my property. I prefer Boomer Doomer to Boomer Remover.

Me too!
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!


This virus is terrible I never felt that!
Almost though I'm passing out last night.
Fever never end 5 day now, I'm gonna be mad!
So tired!

People that make joke on this are fools, this shit is not funny.
And is a lot worse than the flu!

I'm assuming you're referring to me. I'm sorry for your trouble, but I don't care if it's this ]beer flu,' nuclear war or the goddamned zombie apocalypse I'm going to post memes, gifs and generally shitpost till the end baby!

That said I hope you get better.
Peace.

This is not too far from a reality. I just got home from the market. Lotsa shelves bare.

Yeah I went shopping early this morning the shelves were pretty bare, again. Talking to the sweet thang' on the register who told me the resupply trucks were getting very erratic or not showing up at all.

 
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE HIGHLY RELEVANT GIFS?! 4ch? Reddit?
Here in the commonwealth, things are highly depressing. I went out today for a few hours.. I'm seeing a lot more 'walkers'. No pun intended, Rane.
Walking, looking depressed, the restaurants are closed or.. 'somewhat' open. Passive aggressive messages on the front window.
"COMPLYING with the government, we are doing delivery only.
Uber eats, door dash.
317 xxx 1234
Thank you for your patronage
BLEH.

... they may or may not have added the bleh, but the workers inside and the homeless sitting outside the front door looked equally.. apathetic? But worried? So I guess not apathetic, per se. But that initial look of it, followed up by an.. "Oh, calling it the new normal sure felt like shit after 9/11, this time isnt going to be any better."

So theres that.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I was supposed to die in a medical tent at a music festival man. - Jeff Fischer

The only thing I really need to go out for, therefore mingling with other humans, therefore putting myself and my son at risk is food.
Food is the big thing. Obviously availibility of it but also the process of buying it.
The buying process might become a thing. A thing that needs a process implimented.
I hope not.
 

Luxman

#TRE45ON
If #TrumpVirus starts trending, Trump will start to actually care and maybe do something.

The republicans will probably use the pandemic as an excuse to cancel the November elections.


The numbers of infected are getting higher at an accelerated rate.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
 
Score! That "new to me" supermarket had: hamburger, pasta and sauce, dishwasher gel, and Diet Cherry Coke. Sadly - no TP..

Restaurants are suffering, obviously. I called-in a take out order on my way home, and had a few tasty chicken enchiladas in mole sauce, with some terrific, light, orange mexican rice, and refried beans.

Here is how we look, on 3/19/2020:
 

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Luxman

#TRE45ON
The next outbreak? We’re not ready | Bill Gates
 

Yeah..sure...except the virus is shaped like a crown and THAT is why it got it's name..also if you consider the amount of OTHER coronaviruses that have been around for decades (maybe longer, as humans only first discovered them in the 60s).

THIS garbage is why the world can't trust Russia. (not like American media doesn't do the same shit and force lies down our throats lmao)
 
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