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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Which is the better redneck movie?

    I don'tr know about these choices. I mean, maybe it would work if Clint married the orangutan? :dunno:
  2. Christmas_Ape

    Extreme Tan Lines

    I even like them MORE extreme! More extreme! More extreme! More extreme!
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Extreme Tan Lines

    Love 'em, extreme or not.
  4. Christmas_Ape

    Stocks fall as Fed adds more liquidity

    :sing:The workers are going home....The workers are going home....
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Some things I can't understand

    I don't get how people can like super sized tits. I mean, I like tits, and I like them big. To me, tits are everything. Not a fan of the itty bitty titty committee. But like the size E cups. The tits that are soooo unnatural, like boulders, does nothing for me. And tons of people like them...
  6. Christmas_Ape

    To Honor (To On her)

    My cheers of choice is to say, "nicedriveway!":****:
  7. Christmas_Ape

    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    http://www.eskimotube.com/17534-Syren-And-Rebecca-Lord-Vs-Alexandra-Nice-The-Book-On-Casual-Sex.html
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Personal Cell Phone Numbers Are Only a Click Away

    Jenny I got your number.
  9. Christmas_Ape

    Porn or Make Money?

    FINE!! I'll step up and pick Watch GOOD porn.
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Slave had a hand in statue of Freedom

    Accurate posts is what gives a poster his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds message boards together.
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Slave had a hand in statue of Freedom

    This thread should've been called, "Slave had hand in separating parts of the plaster model of Freedom."
  12. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    LOL Yep, he's a whacko.
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Face...Upper Body...Lower Body

    But surely face, upper body and lower body don't alone make a woman perfect. LOL Just kidding. Yeah, I'll have what D-Rock is having.
  14. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    Jose Offerman living what many have probably dreamed of doing, charging the mound with the bat. (what a whacko) :rolleyes: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-offerman-batattack&prov=ap&type=lgns
  15. Christmas_Ape

    id this SNES game

    Well, the game does kinda sorta sound familiar.
  16. Christmas_Ape

    Guitar Hero III

    Hilarious!
  17. Christmas_Ape

    whos got a tatoo?

    Ugh! He was such a conformist. :rolleyes:
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Guitar Hero III

    Whaaa? That is hilarious!
  19. Christmas_Ape

    id this SNES game

    Sounds pretty gay. Gonna need more info.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    whos got a tatoo?

    Hmm, I would say not having a tat makes you a non conformist.
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Madden 08

    I'm still debating picking it up. '07 was such a disappointment for me.
  22. Christmas_Ape

    Masuimi Max

    Re: Fetish Model Masuimi Max Nice! That Mia Troche is new to me!
  23. Christmas_Ape

    Personal Cell Phone Numbers Are Only a Click Away

    Yeah, and lets not forget about the cops working in the Precrime Division!
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    Slave had a hand in statue of Freedom

    Yeah, it's great to hear stories about statues.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Xbox Live Gamertag

    I usually play Battlefield 2 on Live
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Best Nightly News Anchor

    I like Anna Davlantes on NBC in Chicago. http://www.nbc5.com/meetthenewsteam/1189124/detail.html
  27. Christmas_Ape

    Jenaveve Jolie

    Nice! Too bad she didn't keep the socks on. :(
  28. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    Hmm, I wonder if Mark Prior has thought about going the Rick Ankiel route and become a position player? :rolleyes:
  29. Christmas_Ape

    whos got a tatoo?

    I have two. A "dead" sun and a "dead" moon on my back on each shoulder respectively. Soon to get another on my upper right arm of the 63rd Hexagram.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Cum swapping.

    Tell her you **** it, and if she tries it again, wham-o, the ole fork in the eye! And make sure you have enough forks for your maties too.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Question!

    :sing:It is the dawning of the age of Erectile Dysfunction...age of Erectile Dysfunctiooooon
  32. Christmas_Ape

    Greatest NFL Dynasty

    Dynasty? What truly is a dynasty? The greatest ONE year dynasty was of course the '85 Bears. Yep, the greatest one year dynasty!
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    Congrates

    Hey! We're not welcoming her to Munchkinland!
  34. Christmas_Ape

    Mattel to recall more Chinese-made toys

    Don't they know that lead paint can stunt their growth.....hey wait a minute...I think I'm on to something...lead paint shurikens!
  35. Christmas_Ape

    Ashley's Candy

    Good eye!
  36. Christmas_Ape

    German Goo Girls

    Who else thought this thread was going to be about German ****? :(
  37. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    LOL, yeah, I can't give up on my cubs either. But this happens to me every year around this time. MLB is my 3rd favorite after all.
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Mattel to recall more Chinese-made toys

    Cause they taste like wasabi?
  39. Christmas_Ape

    Did you had a CFNM experience?

    I don't get it. So you wanted to wear her sperm stained blouse?
  40. Christmas_Ape

    Kim Kardashian

    Agreed!
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Favorite Movie Director All-Time?

    Picking one, Stanley Kubrick.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    I got wood

    Now I'm even more confused!
  43. Christmas_Ape

    Best (porn)movie you've seen

    Zazel, of course.
  44. Christmas_Ape

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    RIP He got his first real six-string, bought at the five-and-dime.
  45. Christmas_Ape

    The Tribe

    Huh, I thought this thread was going to be about Jewish FreeOnes users. :dunno:
  46. Christmas_Ape

    I got wood

    It's ok dude, I still don't know what a Pokemon is. :dunno:
  47. Christmas_Ape

    How do you find your porn?

    I set my filters to "porn".
  48. Christmas_Ape

    What exactly makes a female ass "hot"???

    I was in Florida once, on a Southern tour, where I met this little redhead who was an underwater specialist. The first thing she says to me was "Come on out by the pool." So I went out, and she comes leaping out with this banner, wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit.
  49. Christmas_Ape

    Sawing Off A Cock (simulating)

    You should've used a crosscut saw, dragged it across his log. You'd cut his wood so easy for him, he couldn't help but say, "Hot Dog!"
  50. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    There's football around the corner, football around the corner, football around the corner for me! (Hallelujah, *******!)
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