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  1. Christmas_Ape

    How to draw boobs

    Those people will never be able to draw a proper boob, but they will excel in drawing ********** comics.
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    How many girls did you fucked till this day?

    I sure hope my answer is not going to be part of a real good highquality book about sex of today.
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    Energy Saver

    Why stop with the windows? Why not wrap the whole building in Aluminum Foil?
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    Anyone think this is attractive?

    No, I don't find women wearing glasses attractive at all.
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    Turd Busters.

    I dare you send an email to that address.
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    Food for thought

    If it had anything to do with LOST, I'm sure it was hilarious! It's such a funny show!
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    swat prank

    Oh **** that's funny!
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    We love dicks!!!

    Now I wondering what's drawn on their backs?
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    Leaning Tower

    I like the bold tower better.
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Proof that dogs are smarter than we think!

    Check out the big brain on Fido!
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    Pornstar Email

    I once got a computer virus from a pornstar. True story!
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    How do I tell my GF to shave her box?

    Lie. Tell her you need to trim it for a school project.
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    POLL: Sucking Dick

    Yeah, great point. It's females who think about sucking dick.
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    I just have to know, do you......

    whenever I look at that pic, I think to myself that he must be in the Special ******. Trained to ignore pain and the weather, and to eat things a goat would **** up. ln Vietnam his job was to get rid of enemy personnel, to **** them. To win by attrition....in tight ass jeans.
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    I just have to know, do you......

    LOL yeah I think everyone who frequents the Funny Pictures forum was thinking about that "dude"! :rolleyes:
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    I just have to know, do you......

    You'll squirt your eye out!
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    I just have to know, do you......

    Yeah, but none of those things you described is comparable to having a Love *** in your pants all day. Trust me, the only dudes who actively pay attention to it are dudes with OCD's....and women. I dress left, but I don't pay attention to it. That's what I was talking about.
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    Don't eat your nose!

    You never hear of the the ol' fork in the nose? It's not too different from the the ol' fork in the eye.
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    I just have to know, do you......

    Well yeah, the only people who actually pay attention to it are men with OCD's.....and women!
  20. Christmas_Ape

    Prison-issue underwear

    Hey! My boss gave me a pairs of those this morning!
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Don't eat your nose!

    Pour me a Bathtub Mint Julep!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    LOL It's pretty how famous, or I should say infamous, Steve Bartman became overnight. Now he belongs to the ages. That was a terrible night for Cub fames though.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    Moments before pain...

    Come on, you know the words! Sing along! :sing: I believe I can touch the sky...
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    Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

    Has anyone else ever confused a pop up with a push up bra?
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    i once again feel compasion for students

    But some actually go and acquire basic English skills, so they can write, read and spell. And have a sense of basic math. It's great!. A sense of history! Some people can actually name 3 presidents and correctly place which WW came first! Lets not forget these special ones.
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    300?

    In all seriousness, I actually enjoyed this movie.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    A guilty pleasure of mine. One of those it's bad, but that's what makes it enjoyable movies, "My Blue Heaven".
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    Sunny Leone

    I like Sunny's new boobs!
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    Um...is she really a women?

    Don't.....You....Believe......It.....
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    Practical Masturbation!!!

    It's a shame how Masturbation has gone all commercial now.
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    I try to get trough this month without masturbating!

    I have trouble with number 4. Some times when I'm done bathing, I dry and dress AFTER having a ****** member, or sometimes a pizza delivery guy, present. Then I can't help but automatically start waxing the dolphin. :rubbel:
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    300?

    I haven't seen 299 yet.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Either enjoy the ride, or go back to Ohio.....no that was mean...I wouldn't wish that anyone. Just enjoy the ride. We haven't been in first since............2004. And that didn't last long.
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    Um...is she really a women?

    Her *** *** looks familiar. I believe that girl is Darlene Silva, no?
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    Jessica Alba is in your room...

    Huh, nobody went with ******* themselves eh? Well I'll go with that. I'd **** myself.
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    Porn Chat Rooms

    Porn chat rooms? You mean like live video chat? I've been known to peruse the pages at tnacast.com
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    I try to get trough this month without masturbating!

    This should do the trick.
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    Lily Munster or Morticia Addams?

    GREAT poll! Addams ****** was far superior to the lesser Munsters. But the actress who played Lily was a bonafide fox!
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    First shot of mars

    The 2nd pic is way more believable. I mean, how could Waldo survive on the surface of Mars. By the way, it only took me 39 minutes to find him.:tongue:
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    We love dicks!!!

    I don't know about you guys, but now I have the urge to draw a womans vagina on my belly!
  41. Christmas_Ape

    How to draw boobs

    the proper way to draw boobs really needs to be taught at a younger age, when we still think they are yucky. It's the only way.
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    Moments before pain...

    :sing: I believe I can fly...
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    Must Save Porn

    Hilarious!
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    Don't eat your nose!

    I wonder if he play his nose like a pan flute of something??
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    pic

    You know, it's an interesting think when you consider...the Earth people, who can think, are sooo frightened by thing that cannot: old message board threads.
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    xbox 360 problems

    I had mine for well over a year. Never had the red ring of death. I've seen a friends 360 go down. He had one of those after market fan units on it.
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    What game are you waiting for?

    Two Worlds for me please.
  48. Christmas_Ape

    the "ass spread" pose

    For me, the ass spread pose begins and ends with Priya Rai. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=36392&page=16&highlight=priya
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    20 Facts about Rhinos

    I don't think that's from a reliable source.
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    Practical Masturbation!!!

    That church must read from the Book of Palms no?
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