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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Congrates

    It's our privilege to extend to her a laurel and hearty handshake!
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    Mattel to recall more Chinese-made toys

    Well at least they didn't use wasabi base paint.
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    Gtaiv

    Maybe it's being delayed to bury to the "Hot Coffee" mod so nobody will ever be able to find it?
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    Nhl 08

    Better the Blades of Steel? :eek:
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    Overriped Bananas

    Sure. It's an aphrodisiac for some people. http://i17.tinypic.com/67644sk.jpg
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    does your wife/girlfriend like porn?

    I am Spartacus and I like porn.
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    Filthiest woman in porn??

    Tubgirl.:uohs:
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    Why does faith deserve respect?

    Faith is earned.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    That clemens suspension is pretty lame ass. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-yankeessuspensions&prov=ap&type=lgns
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    After Porn Life

    Most that leave porn become ditch diggers.
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    X-box 360

    And some of them are totally crappy! Well I'm glad it only cost a buck or two. There's not enough cool themes out there.
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    Michael Irvin - HOF induction

    I too was not overjoyed with his introduction. Mainly because I believe no wideout should be inducted until Ark Monk gets his bust in the Halls. I **** Hall of Fames.
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    What game are you waiting for?

    Yeah that one is looking awesome!
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    X-box 360

    I don't guys. I just don't live my life expecting much of anything to be free. One thing that bugs me about those theme and pic packs, is there's no real preview of what you're buying. That pisses me off.
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    tiffany prices website

    Yeah, she's just ok. I'd still kick her out of bed for eating cookies.
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    Rush

    Sweet. But yeah, that was 10+ years ago. I've seen some recent concert videos, and his voice kinda made me cringe. But I guess it does depend on the song too. I wouldn't mind seeing them though.
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    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    You draw the line when something ******* is being introduced to help the player get an unfair advantage. Having eye surgery is just putting players on a even playing field. I mean they could wear contacts or glasses to get the same effect, but eye surgery is a more modern convenience. There...
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    Rush

    Don't they kinda suck live? Well, at least the singing part. Lee's voice....I don't know. :dunno: But yeah, they're kinda cool.
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    Nintendo WII , or PS III or XBOX 360

    I don't know, I'm always making fun of people playing Wii at parties. My friend just broke his 3rd Wii controller. I don't have too much experience with the PS3, but on thing that bug me is that they didn't really change/improve the controllers really. Yeah, they are cordless and they have...
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    The best squirter

    Tubgirl. :uohs:
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    Xbox Live Gamertag

    Jaded Mandarin
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    Jenna Haze Interracial...

    Oh, what sad times are these when passing stalkers need others to do their dirty work. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
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    What game are you waiting for?

    Looks like Two Worlds got pushed back a little.:(
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    20 worse games of all-time (video games)

    E.T. on the Atari 2600.
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    X-box 360

    Eh...I don't know. I'm on the fence about charging for extra content. I really don't mind paying for it. Some **** should be for free for sure though.
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    Real JAWS DON"T GO NEAR THAT WATER!

    Yep, that's a carcharodon carcharias for ya!
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    Boobies.

    Re: Best Tits? Syren for me please. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren%21%21%21
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    2007 MLB Thread

    The worst was the game against Woody Williams..........this has been a hellish week for Cub fans. Soriano goes down, A Ram is getting an MRI on his wrist today. I'm still believing they can take the NL Central though.
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    Bonds Hits #756

    Sometimes it even happens on accident.
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    Amid Surge in Support, GOP Hopeful Romney Defends His Sons' Lack of Military Service

    Re: Amid Surge in Support, GOP Hopeful Romney Defends His Sons' Lack of Military Serv Yeah I just his sons on the corner handing out packages of "Vote for Romney" ramen noodles.
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    Lindsay Lohan

    Re: Dave Navarro Wants You To Shut Up About Lindsay Lohan Already I wonder what Dave Navarro wants me to have for lunch?
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    Nicole Oring

    Re: nicole oring I just popped her hardcore dvd in again earlier this week. It truly is pretty damn hot, but man do I wish that she went with a bigger/better production company.
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    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    Ahhh, well here's the Apeman bringing the Golden Domer love! I love how Charlie Weis is keeping his lips sealed about the starting QB! Georgia Tech is going to be ******* down their pant leg come game day! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously though....I can't wait for the season to start!!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Sometimes I really **** the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles of the baseball season.
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    Here's the Company I Want to Work for!

    Assmann? Let me guess, they love to love'em, they love to kick'em, they love to shove'em, they love to stick'em. Cause they're the Assmann! So many asses, so little time.
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    tokyo real doll rental

    Hmm, this gives me an idea. I wonder if some guys would want to reuse my "protein" stained tissues and socks? Probably not here in the States. I'd have to move to Tokyo soon. Gonna be a stained tissue tycoon! And raise me up a crop of stained tissues. By myself I'd have no boss. But I'd...
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Virgins!

    I've never been fucked in the ass, if that's what you're really asking.
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    Boy saves ***

    The feel good story of the day!
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    soapy ladies :^)

    Don't drop the soapy lady! There was this HOT ass solo shower scene of Nikki Dial in "Things Change, My 1st Time". Man it was sooooo fucking hot! It was the stuff that dreams are made of!
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    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    Whaaa? But your friend is a Giants fan right? And I hope people aren't really comparing him to The Babe! That guy, now he was ****! I did hear a different interview with Costas earlier. It was an interesting listen. And you can tell he has a real dislike for Bonds.
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    Bonds Hits #756

    Who can't do Hawk??? Len? LOL I'm glad we can't hear it here. On Topic, I wish I could do an impression of Bonds swing....pre roids :eek:
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    Bonds Hits #756

    The first year of Bob and Len was really unlistenable, but over time, I think they have really started to mesh well. Pat Hughes is the **** for me. One reason why this guy is so good, is cause he has to deal with Santo in the booth. I love Santo, but sometimes...he doesn't even know if he's...
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    Bonds Hits #756

    Hawk actually has quite a few catch phrases that quite catchy. "Stretch" "Gasss" etc. But man, listening to him and DJ, they have the worst chemistry.
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    Bonds Hits #756

    Dude, Len and Bob are quite entertaining. Pat Hughes is like the best around. Santo....not a fan. The White Sox crew is worst though! Holy crap! What a bunch of snooze artists! :*****:
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    Who are you?

    I woke up in a piccadilly circus doorway, a Time Lord knew my name. He said I could ride his Tardis, but it would cost me Jelly Belly just the same.
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    Camera men chatting during sex scenes.

    The worst is when they shout "You Da MAN!" during g/g videos.
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    5.000 dollars - or - a fucking night with Eve Angel, Mindy Vega and Sandra Shine?

    So basically this poll is about musicmaking and "stupid girls" eh? Stupid is as stupid does. Give me the women!
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    What color does you **** had today?

    Great poll! I had to check my underwear. Put me down for a dark yellowgreen. Too much arugula in my diet.
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    Wich pornstar woul you fuck rather?

    It's kinda neat how he put the girls in order according to their height!
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