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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Tennis Skirt Lifting

    Yep, there's nothing sexier then a girl farting her skirt up. It must have been that bean she had for dinner?:dunno:
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    Lela Star

    Man I am still bummed about these events. The lips, I could've lived with. But these new tits? :( I mean, yeah, technically she's not ugly. But now she's just a generic big boobed brunette. There's no reason to have interest in her now. Dude, and she's only like 22 years old! Those tits...
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    Fantasy Football Thread 07-08

    I'd pick Palmer too. And yeah, unless you're pickin the Bears D, you wanna wait later in the draft. But your picks are ok I guess.
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    Lana Lopez

    I like her. A lot of her work isn't very explicit....but she has this HOT g/g photo set with Brook Bradford. Man, it's soooo good! They share a double headed dildo ass to ass. It was by far the hardest material Lana has done. It's the stuff that dreams are made of...
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    Favorite Sega Genesis/Megadrive game?

    Landstalker!
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    Mia Troche http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=107096&highlight=Mia+Troche
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    Priya Rai

    Yeah, I know you don't want to see her do hardcore, and for the life of me, I can't understand why, but that's fine. I would just love it though! And I don't know about Foxes being the reason why she hasn't received more exposure. I mean, Lucia was in magazines, she was on Playboy tv, that...
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    Who was the best Jesus in film?

    Ted Neeley of course.
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    id this exotic brunette

    New **** gotta know!
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    Hurricane Dean tears through Caribbean

    No...not big boobs, my friend...just those super sized boobs!!! Byaaah!!!
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    Ultimate agent.

    I'll go with the one from the books.
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Brunettes (no hardcore)

    Re: ♥ Beautiful Brunettes ♥ Oh that's a good one!
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Team K8tie Girls

    That Katie aint too shabby!
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    Six foot Eight Inch Little Leaguer

    I also heard that he orders Oscar Meyer Big Bite Hot Dogs 3 at a time! :eek:
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    Do you collect.

    Yeah, more like stinky points!
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    Do you collect.

    I used to collect guitars, but that was getting too expensive. Used to collect baseball cards. DVD's. Doctor Who episodes. I have a nice collection of panties and stockings from glamor models. I have some rare stockings worn by Priya Rai, but autographed by Jada Liu. What I'll do with...
  17. Christmas_Ape

    Missed Pornstars.

    Everyone knows it's Nikki Dial. And to a lesser extent, Jasmine st. Clair.
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    Six foot Eight Inch Little Leaguer

    It's said that his blue ox, Babe, ate the teams bus!
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    Priya Rai

    Yeah Priya is just about as hot as they come, if not hotter. No toy work. The most explicit was some finger insertions. But that didn't last too long. I doubt we'll ever see her do hardcore. I too would like to see it happen, but I don't think it will ever come to be. I too am surprised...
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    Lela Star

    Argh! I just checked out those pics again. :( Man, it's such a shame. I am sooo going to miss those jigglers. Now she has lost her originality. Her boobs were awesome. Oh well. At least she did leave behind a solid body of work, before she went and ruined herself.
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    which is worse.

    I'll smoke an ounce to that!
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    Jada Liu

    http://www.x-worx.com/foxworx/jadaliu/
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    which is worse.

    I'm going to say weed, cause Jesus drank Jesus Juice too!
  24. Christmas_Ape

    My Girlfriend Just Got New Tits

    Did you go under the ***** too brocklanders79???
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    When watching porn...

    Mostly watch it by myself, but I do cum on her.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    better than porn

    Nothing is free in Water World!
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    Lela Star

    HOLY CRAP! She got a boob job!!??!! NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:( Fuck! That sucks!!!
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    Lela Star

    Makes sense, why else would Playboy TV advertise for ClubJenna?
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    Priya Rai

    Now 73 is my favorite.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Zodiacal body paint

    The author is probably a Virgo.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    After Porn Life

    Those aren't my words, but they are the words of Judge Elihu Smails.
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    Ban Carlos Mencia

    New Flash - The Super Bowl commercial was just as dumb as the rest of his stuff. Man, this is just what I needed this morning. I've been bitching about this guy since......well a long time. He is just terrible.
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    Question?

    Depending on what her bathing suit looks like, you might want to post it on this board? :dunno: http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13
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    Code monkeys

    The theme song is catchy.
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    Which Greek God Are You?

    Chalk up another Ares.
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    Bioshock

    Man, the demo took like 2+ hours to download! I haven't played it though.
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    Ha! Great idea. For me it was Franchezca Valentina. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=54503
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    X-box 360

    Sweet Dude, that is awesome! Now I wont get burned buying crappy themes! :thumbsup:
  39. Christmas_Ape

    Abstaining.

    Yeah, it's all about cleaning the prostate. And besides, someone famous once said, "nobody does me, like I do me." I think it was Socrates?
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    Thor is coming!

    Thor is the ****, but didn't they make him a bit of a puss in The Ultimates? He took some knocks from some lesser beings, I do believe.
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    Classic double standard!

    If it wasn't for double standards, I'd have no standards at all!
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    Hurricane Dean tears through Caribbean

    Where else would a hurricane named after Howard Dean go? It's going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then it's going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Byaaah!!!
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    Falling in love with a Pornstar

    That should work. You had me at tittyfuck! :shy:
  44. Christmas_Ape

    Falling in love with a Pornstar

    Hey, free4440273, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? "I love you with all-a my heart! If I don't see you again soon, I'm a-gonna die!"
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    Ever jerked off to a cartoon character?

    I'm more into ***** autopsy videos.
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    Porn or Make Money?

    Laid back, with our minds on porn and porn on our minds!
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    Code monkeys

    I like it a lot.
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    Priya Rai

    Oh, Swizzler's pic is now working. That is the number 57 pic I was talking about.
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    Priya Rai

    Man, "Provocative Pleaser", just super stunning. When you guys get it, check out pic 57, I can't stop looking at it. the look on her face, the way her hair cascades down her shoulders. Man...good stuff....as usual....even though I wish there was a little more pleasing in the photo club. I...
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