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Well, I don't buy porn according to labels. I could careless who is making it, and what genre it is. When I buy porn, I buy it for the women. If my favorite pornstar, Syren, is in Club Jenna, playboy, Vivid, gonzo, I buy it. It's all about the women.

http://www.x-worx.com/foxworx/jadaliu/easternnights/index04.html So glad her site is back http://www.jadaliu.com/

Holy crap! I just heard the audio to the vid! Oh my god is that precious!

Tell us more, Amazing Kreskin! :rolleyes:

Don't be too proud of this technological ****** he has constructed. The ability to hack a phone is insignificant next to the power of the *****.

I've been to Egypt to see the Pyramids. They are most impressive. Just fucking awesome. Thing is, if you go Egypt, bring your own toilet paper.

Sweet!

Yeah, see that I can kinda understand. I would still love to see it happened, but I understand your way of thinking.

LOL Wow!

I don't have audio, and I thought I could read lips, but I can't. :( Is this really the transcript?

Yeah, the excuses are a great part of the show. There was that one Muslim guy that had a great one. Something about...damn I can't remember the whole thing, but something about him wanting to see the house, or something. Well, anyway, yeah, the excuses are great.

Oh no, is this going to be another, "I want to be your tampon" sort of thing?

So does sneezing. And the hunter's heart will hold up longer then the deer's heart.:uohs:

Cause it's the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.

Yeah, the day we start blaming the parents for pedophiles wanting to have sex with their ********, is the day I stop eating meat.

Well, you don't win friends with salad.

Oh come on, Chris Hansen rocks! Who does he think he is? I would guess he thinks he is a dude talking to person who likes to fuck little girls, or little boys. I love his cockiness.

I'd like a trip to the Ice Hotel. http://www.icehotel.com/Summer/Icehotel/

Ha! Yeah, it's tough. Well, I am not disagreeing, I do agree that I don't think she will do hardcore. That's just not her. But yeah, I would love to see it. See, I don't get why you guys don't want to see it? Like, how and why does your imagination stop being used? Do you not watch your...

It's going to be THE place on campus to meet people. "So, you flush here often?"

Not only do I not want people thinking I'm addicted, but if I posted on the weekends, people might start to think that I'm a Post Counter Spammer, with stars in his eyes.

Poor tree.:( Here's a tip I got from FreeOnes: install a spycam in your toilet.

Never seen them, but I haven't been to a carnival in years. :1orglaugh

Wow! They can buy A LOT more lottery tickets with that jackpot!

Hilarious!

I can read lips, that Hooters girl is saying, "what does that sign say?"

I haven't seen it yet. I thought for sure Gonzaga was going to take it. But I am glad that Randy came out on top.

Thanks. Next time, just tell them this; Christmas_Ape is not doin' this because he's greedy. Christmas_Ape is doin' it to feed the needy. He didn't come here to look for trouble, he just came here to do The FreeOnes Talk Shuffle.

Give me some Ice Road Truckers.

whaaaa? You aint got not Priya Rai up in here? http://www.priyarai.net/priya-rai/sexy-slinger/pryia06.html

Good, because when I do make posts, I do pretend I am Destro, yojimbo san. Destro is a romantic. He would agree with me. But let it be known, I am not pissed, I am upset. See these tears...:******: They are for real. And they are rusting my mask.

I don't like spam! See, that could be an episode of the show! Nobody has ever done a bit on spam before.

Ouch! Yeah JCMSVOBODA really dropped the ball on that one! But seriously, everyones JC are chumps! None of them can nail those high notes like Ted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lRIStDZ0Ao Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!

What were you expecting? A chipmunk?

Na, I got a feeling she went to an all girls school, if you know what I mean senobo.

If Dr. Laura Berman was my woman, I'd cheat too.

Nope, I can't. Like Poggy was saying, she might as well have retired. I mean, I'm sure she's nice, and she has every right to do whatever she wants with her body. And as a fan, I have that right to not support such a drastic change. In my book, as a fan of the female body, messing with great...

LOL "sorta read" Ha! You know me too well Friday!

Yep, too bad they couldn't get the bastard earlier.

I love this time of year. The smell of new fantasy football guides. Men gathered in front of makeshift draft boards. Not a dame in sight! Good times...

I want the sounds of a northern reticulated chipmunk on my IP address.

Isn't there some show from England that CBS can steal, instead of producing this pure garbage?

King Magazine should change their name to "Ass" for the Kim edition, no? :booty:

But think about it....if everybody was like you two, who you bitch about?:rolleyes:

Well this is certainly good news for jibbijib. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=147500&highlight=Vette But what about white guys who have asses like bulldogs?

Hopefully he didn't spill any of the *****.

http://www.lemmecheck.com/premium/jada-liu-red-hot-2598/

Yep, this is just like getting pussy juice in the 'ole beard.

Don't get you love ***** off your lump. Your lovely manly lump.

I'll have what senob's having.