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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Bonds Hits #756

    Down with Blanco! :mad: Down with Blanco! :mad: Down with Blanco! :mad:
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    Wich pornstar woul you fuck rather?

    All of them! As long as Minka or Kayla Kleevage or Leanna Lovelace or Lisa Chest or Busty Brittany aren't on the list.:nanner:
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    What would you do for 12 million dollars?

    Is that a French kiss or an American kiss for the turd from the gay? Probably French right?
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    Bonds Hits #756

    So now who are we supposed to ****? I say Henry Blanco!
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    What game are you waiting for?

    Argh, the wait for Ace Combat 6 is ******* me! Why put the demo out 4 months before the game comes out?!
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    X-box 360

    Yeah, I should rent more.
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    tokyo real doll rental

    Even a used one squa? I think I might be curious to try one out too, but don't give me no hand me down sex dolls!
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    looking for site

    He might be looking for a "lost love" or "painful regrets - feel sorry for me" site?:dunno:
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    When do you clip your Toenails?

    This question is between me and my dormouse.
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    Judge "Lost Pants" Losing his job now.

    The world needs more ditch diggers!
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    Where porn is better?

    Give me porn from the land of sky blue waters...(waters).
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    tokyo real doll rental

    http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=991
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    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    Yeah, steroids aren't just about strength. Just like you said earlier, the juice helped him prolong his career. It's a cheat. And yeah, the "steroid age" has soiled stat books. And baseball is all about stats. But yeah, the Hall of Fame of any major sport mean nothing to me. Like last...
  14. Christmas_Ape

    Custom Videos

    Sunny Leone was offering a 15 minute custom video for about $300 a couple years ago to members of her site.
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    X-box 360

    Hmmm, I wish they would cut the price of games. $60 a pop is cramping my style.
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    Penis Drawings

    I'm more of a boob drawer myself, but I've been know to lay a shlong down on a pad of paper or two.
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    How do yours hang? (Yes, those.)

    You sure you weren't talking about this at the pool, sharing some Schlitz Gay?
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    Nubiles (nubiles.net)

    Great thread men! :nanner:
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    Nose picking while masturbating

    It's ok as long you're picking your own nose.
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    Japanese women, Icelandic men world's longest-lived

    :sing: Who wants....to live.....forever??
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    Miles per Hour lies

    So do you suggest that some changes take place? I sure hope so! Maybe change MPH to MBYROG (Miles before you run out of gas)?
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    Most realistic, natural-looking implants?

    Maybe Cori Nadine? http://www.trashyweb.com/gals/bv/corinadine/aliveandnaked/model3.html
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    Miles per Hour lies

    Even hovercars?
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    How often do you cry?

    Whenever I hear the sound of doves ******.
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    Barry Bonds ties Aaron at 755 home runs

    Yeah, but, you just don't know. No one knows. Such a waste though. Such a great career, but it's tainted by unknowing and/or knowing taking juice. Did it help him hit homers? No one knows. But he was on a uneven playing field. It's a cheat, bottom line. How it scientifically helps a...
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Pencil taken out of head after 55 years

    This story reminds me of osmosis.
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    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Some nice Syren action fro Flashfood 3!! http://www.eskimotube.com/20155-Syren-Flashflood-3.html
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    Exclusive interview with Sunny Leone

    Ha! Figures she would mention it in the last question, the one I didn't read!
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    Priya Rai

    Well here's that sample page of that Room with a View photo club. http://www.priyaraiblog.com/gals/room-with-a-view/gallery.html
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    Ever had a 3some?

    Yeah, that's the trick. The first time my gf and had one, we hired a pro. Asking her friends was kinda tricky, but while partying with some of them, certain things were said, and we eventually hooked up. We only had one uncomfortable experience asking a friend. And we also answered another...
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Exclusive interview with Sunny Leone

    Rumor has it that she's shooting a B/G scene with her fiance. I was surprised it wasn't mentioned in the interview.
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    Who's your favorite pornstar?

    Re: whos ur favorite pornstar? Syren. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=Syren%21
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    Exclusive interview with Sunny Leone

    She's a good kisser.:uohs:
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    Audit finds many missing U.S. weapons in Iraq

    I say that the US caught a lucky break! I could have easily seen us lose all 370,251 of those weapons.
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    Ever had a 3some?

    Sho'nuff!
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    Which pornstar has the nicest, biggest, round ass?

    Great question. I'll tell ya one thing though, there's not enough of them!
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Why you are here at Freeones?

    Where else am I going show my sig created by the Viceroy?
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    What operating system do you use?

    I sure hope the poll results wont be used in a real good highquality book about sex of today.
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    Priya Rai

    Ha, yeah, the power of Priya compels!
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    Priya Rai

    Man, I swear this thread attracts the mosts newbies, no?
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    My Rant About Fucked Up People

    I hear ya! And how about those people who grab dogs by the hind legs and pushed them around like a vacuum cleaners!!
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    How do I tell my GF to shave her box?

    Yep, lots of great advice in this thread. You're really gonna want to take it slow. It's a huge step in your relationship. You might want to ask one of her friends or one of her ****** members first, to get an idea of how she might take it. Your girl friends pubes will make or break your...
  43. Christmas_Ape

    The funny stuff under your username

    You've never been? Let me tell ya, it truly is hilarious! :rofl2:
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    How many girls did you fucked till this day?

    Great! People shouldn't use FreeOnes as a tool. And besides, how often I had sex, where, with whom, how old, isn't anyone's business. :nanner:
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    couple of Amsterdam questions

    It was probably a pastor who told him?
  46. Christmas_Ape

    couple of Amsterdam questions

    I wish! I'm only a nun. :(
  47. Christmas_Ape

    couple of Amsterdam questions

    I'd like to know too. I might be going there with a church group later this year.
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