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  1. Christmas_Ape

    A fish called Wanda

    More like a fish called Flow eh? :uohs:
  2. Christmas_Ape

    We love dicks!!!

    Is that some kind of ritualistic branding? I sure hope so!
  3. Christmas_Ape

    2 topless strippers!!!

    Remember, 8% of FreeOne users are not required to have a sense of humor. While 92% have moved from stripper jokes, to booger jokes. You know, some people think it's candy...but it'snot!
  4. Christmas_Ape

    Don't eat your nose!

    He's lucky he didn't use a spork.
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Annual meeting!

    Next time we'll bring the signs. :georges::georges:
  6. Christmas_Ape

    Did you know FreeOnes sponsors a football team?

    And not a looker in the bunch!
  7. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    Anyone else upset at their teams GM for NOT making any moves before the trade dead line happened? I sure am....even though trades can still happen after the dead line.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Referals?

    don_hippo referred me.
  9. Christmas_Ape

    help me im bored with porn

    Sounds to me like he's turning gay?
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Is this normal?

    The ***** is strong with this one!
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Heather Mc Quaid

    Hilarious!
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Who was the playmate of the month when you were born?

    I get no regard. :dunno: Playmate of the month when I was born, Bebe Buell http://www.freeweb.hu/playboymagazin/playboy/7411_Bebe_Buell.jpg Nine months before that faithful month, Pamela Zinszer http://www.freeweb.hu/playboymagazin/playboy/7403_Pamela_Zinszer.jpg Oh ***! You hound dog! I...
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Who was the playmate of the month when you were born?

    I think the real question that should be asked is, who was the playmate of the month 9 months before you were born?
  14. Christmas_Ape

    Great Phrases Of Great Britain.

    "I bent my sonic screwdriver!"
  15. Christmas_Ape

    20 Interesting fact's about Mosquitoes.

    Also, they don't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters, they're not good dancers, they don't play drums.
  16. Christmas_Ape

    Great Phrases Of Great Britain.

    Get back to the Tardis!
  17. Christmas_Ape

    Kevin Garnett to Boston?

    Ray Allen
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Best Electronic Artist?

    You mean like Thomas Edison?
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Cincinnati Bengals training camp

    Only if Vicky does the training.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    LOL soo true. And if I learned anything during my time at Shawshank, it's that hope is a dangerous thing.
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Have You seen the Simpsons Movie yet?

    Umm, I'd say more like 12 years. It's such a shame too. Used to be soooo good.
  22. Christmas_Ape

    best pink floyd album?

    I'm not a huge fan, but wish you were here for me.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    knives

    Of course you'll never find a spork in Jersey! That's crazy talk. You're just going to have to get used to carrying a fork and spoon respectively.
  24. Christmas_Ape

    Exclusive interview with Catalina Cruz

    Huh, no mentioning if she does V.B.F.G.?
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Need some help in understanding something.

    I'd be careful with those directions SimonMK. You might end up sending yourself to Iraq.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Ashley's Candy

    Hmmm, more pics with a toy eh?
  27. Christmas_Ape

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Who's Got The Best Natural Tits? Syren for me please. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren
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    Kevin Garnett to Boston?

    In Chicago, there's two things that seemed to never die. The '85 Bears, and Garnett trade talk. Hopefully now this will put an end any rumors of Garnett ever coming to the Bulls.
  29. Christmas_Ape

    Another job that sucks

    I will never complain about my job...........for the next few minutes.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Annual meeting!

    I've got enough gazpacho for everyone there.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    2 topless strippers!!!

    Those are my kind of strippers! "Tough on paint, Kind to wood"!
  32. Christmas_Ape

    Ashley's Candy

    Whaaa? I thought you were the the Ashley's Candy expert around these parts? Well this is a mystery that needs to be solved!
  33. Christmas_Ape

    2007 MLB Thread

    How about for pitching sensation Mark Prior? He's got great pitching mechanics. Just go ahead and check the scouting reports from 4 years ago.
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    What Girls are the hottest? American? Italian? German? French? (Et Cetera)

    Great poll. I went American. USA! USA! USA!
  35. Christmas_Ape

    Really Big Condoms!

    I think Joey Chestnut had to wear those around his mouth after winning the hot dog competition at Nathan's this year.
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    Guitar Center, I'm starting to ****!

    See what I mean? Pure gibberish.
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Why don't any of the myspace links work?

    But where's the moneytalks thread?
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Why don't any of the myspace links work?

    He asked how old you are, not how long you are. :rolleyes:
  39. Christmas_Ape

    Guitar Center, I'm starting to ****!

    Naming anything a E-Mu ****** 49 is gibberish in my book.
  40. Christmas_Ape

    Only Way To Stop Racism?

    Only if they're white.
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Why don't any of the myspace links work?

    moneytalks thread? Is that on the AC/DC board?
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Sunny Leone

    Yeah she's supposed to shoot her first b/g feature next month with her fiance.
  43. Christmas_Ape

    Blond Or Brunette?

    Great poll. Brunette for me!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I was really really hoping the Cubs would've grabbed Lofton...again. We're going to need to shore up the outfield, and get some pitching help (if possible). Cubs should look at getting Dye from the White Sox.
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    knives

    I would be more worried about having a good spork.
  46. Christmas_Ape

    Annual meeting!

    Let's go to the next one delboy. We'll sit in the back.
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Black and White

    George Bestial of the jungle?
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    Oh yeah, it's a great one. There were a couple of shots that looked like the photographer was being a little too arty, but it's still a good one.
  49. Christmas_Ape

    itchy nuts

    Good stuff!
  50. Christmas_Ape

    What do you do when you are bored?

    I sit and wonder about how BNF and poggy stay sooo busy.
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