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Sean Connery is an icon, and he got my vote, but if Daniel Craig gets to do more movies that would be cool. I like the way he portrays Bond as the "shoot first" kind of guy that George Lucas couldn't allow Han Solo to be.

Who's running the Red Cross now? Dan Quayle? :dunno:

They may be linguits, but are they cunning?

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Yeah, but notice how California (which probably in your point of view doesn't have any gays and everyone wans to live there), with some of, if not the most, restrictive *** laws in the U.S. has 3 cities in the top 10, forget top 25, while Texas with our more liberal (or should I say conservative...

Yup, a dick definetly is you..... :tongue: Still got nightmares about those posts. But in all seriousness, the Travolta one was rather cool.

I don't have enemies...... anymore

That video can give people nightmares!! For those of you who haven't seen it..... think about the old chainsaw scene from Scarface, but unedited.

Well, they look too metrosexual-ish, so, yup, douchebag. I hadn't seen it that way. I just assumed the ladies were sugar mammas, but I think I see your point, now the poor schmucks are stuck with car payments, probably about at least $600 or so a month, plus insurance, which means the guys are...

Let me see, is the gift for HER or is the gift for YOU? Sexy underwear? That would probably be more of a gifr for YOU. Dildo? That would probably be a gift for HER. Big dildo? That would probably be a gift for YOU. Buttplug? Same as above My 7 inch cock? Again, she would be a gift for YOUR 7...

^ Only if you're a douchebag with a rich....sugar mamma? :dunno:

So, here I am, having a *****, watching the Cowboys/Giants game, and these Lexus commercials come up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQApiFisbM Then this one.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU In both cases, it's the GIRL giving her douchebag boyfriend(?)/husband(?)/boytoy(most...

With all the guns that law abiding citizens legally own per capita, with the huge number of people who have a concealed weapon license to carry a handgun, notice that not one city in Texas made the list. :tongue:

I still prefer the old ********'s NyQuil, "come over here, mijito, ***** this so you won't get sick"

I always thought that I was going to look like that at age 40, thankfully, I think I got Dick Clark Syndrome.

Oh, so you haven't gotten to the part where Soap..... :tongue: Anybody else find the multiplayer so fucking addictive? I guess I'm a bit OCD because after a game I check the challenges and I'm always "almost completing" this or that challenge, whether I need just a couple hundred XP for a...

Yup, and that "new definition of pain and suffering" is particularly true after he's had one too many tacos....

^ Damn, she's czech? She definetly looks Latina. She kind of looked like the ****** of a friend of mine. Already checked her profile here and yup, that's her. The pic is a still fram from some short clips I've had for several years. I was going over all the old CD's of stuff I downloaded and...

^ Is that the sarlacc pit? :eek:

This is from some clips I got of her. Smallish but perky boobies, very thin, nice ass. Anyone seen her or can ID her?

Having a fun weekend, Jod?

Fuck winter!! :mad: 30 - 40 degrees weather, with some stingy ice cold rain. It sucks! But then again, it's S. Texas. The worst winter weather here is that awful, ice cold stingy rain, but when it's not raining it's actually VERY pleasant. Nights and early morning around 35, daytime around...

Pemex? Work in the Mexical oil industry, I suppose? :dunno:

Not to mention the balls of anyone who would volunteer to fly it

But how come it's not all over the news media with pundits condeming him? Oh, because it's a DEMOCRAT president. Anyway, as an American citizen, there's a good reason I don't join up with Al Qaida, apart from not agreeing with their ideology, and that's because I don't want to face the U.S...

That's how they call "cum" in your place?

Two words: Penis envy :tongue:

Hmmm, blue berry waffles.... :drool2:

I guess that's for when you've been ******** too much, and won't stop peeing, and you get tired of standing up, and you wish you could take a seat, but still need to *** some more :dunno:

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Hey, most of us Mexicans aren't that tall anyway!! :mad:

Not only in Germany, it's all over San Francisco!

I'd be dissapointed if Boothbabe is actually Boothdude :tongue:

In all seriousness (no pun intended) Mr. Bean Monthy Python's Flying Circus Those Brits and their humo-ur!

:rolleyes: :rofl: My first GF expected me to "wear the pants" as in she was a very traditional girl. I was the man and my place was work, she was the woman her place was the kitchen (not exactly her words but that's what she more or less believed). Because of that I guess she spoiled me and...

Peaches, mangos, and pineapple (but not for the reason Dirk likes it :tongue: )

Taylor Vixen was down here in S. TX over the Thanksgiving holiday. That was something to be thankful for :thumbsup:

Well, my ex was Japanese, not American, so she was a bit more submissive and never complained about keeping the place clean, cooking AND doing the dishes. She considered that to be her job and would get upset if I did any of it (she would not let me wash even one dish). So not only do I miss...

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Hey, wonder woman! You looked stunning saturday night at Stiletto's (I was in the front row by the door, in the black jacket) too bad I couldn't get a lapdance from you :( oh, well, maybe next time! Hope you had a great time down here in S. TX!!

Who am I voting for? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfTgxrxL9ug INANIMATE CARBON ROD!!! Which means I'm voting Republican, regardless of who gets the nomination. I just hope that if there's a third party on the ballot it's either a socialist party or greeen party type, not the libertarian...

Wouldn't another cure for "global warming" be a little bit of "nuclear winter"? :tongue:

3 thongs? Who are the two guests for that lube/cucumber party?

One piece of advice I'd give you to prepare for black friday if you do plan to go: First, train by going to Pamplona, Spain for the running of the bulls. If you can make it there, you can survive black friday.

I've called the Rush Limbaugh show... :tongue:

Depends on the sentence... :dunno:

Police *********? These people tresspass private property, stay there for weeks, are told to leave but they ignore it, then they start turning violent and when the police responds they complain when the police does their job of enforcing the law? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q58nTiZrJ0...

Jack and Jill, I can't believe Sandler (or his producers) were able to get THE Al Pacino in such a big role.

He's still a bit taller than me :(

The title should say "guess what I did this weekend" :tongue: